It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (season 13)

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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is an American television sitcom on FX. It moved to FXX beginning with the ninth season. The series follows the exploits of "The Gang", a group of self-centered friends who run the Irish bar Paddy's Pub in South Philadelphia.

The Gang Gets New Wheels [13.5]

Dennis: Jonathan?

Jonathan: 'Sup?

Dennis: What is this? What am I seeing?

Jonathan: This is that gas guzzler I was mentioning. I dunno, think I'm gonna donate it to the fire department or something-

Dennis: C-can- can I... can I purchase it from-? I will purchase it from you. The blue book value, I'll give you double.

Jonathan: Deal!

Dennis: (happily sighs) Begone from me now.

Jonathan: What?

Dennis: Begone from me, you soy boy beta cuck, the transaction is complete.

Jonathan: Dennis, I don't understand-

Dennis: BEGOOOOOOOOONE!

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[Dennis spots Charlie and Mac in his new Range Rover]

Dennis: Hey, Charlie? Mac?

Charlie: Dennis!

Mac: The cops, the parents - they're all after us!

Charlie: How'd you get a Range Rover?! Just- get in, get in!

Dennis: Yeah, get in.

Charlie: Oh man, we did a bad thing!

Mac: Oh, Jesus...

Charlie: Just get out of here, man! Go, go, go! We did a bad thing, dude! I think I killed a kid!

Mac: He did, I saw him. I think the kid's dead.

Dennis: Shh, shh, shh... doesn't matter. Doesn't matter.

[Dennis drives to an accident site with Frank and Dee standing by it]

Dennis: Hey! Hey, Dee, Frank, what's up?

Frank: We almost got T-boned by an Asian. It was totally my fault; she did everything by the book. Very surprising.

[They get in]

Frank: Also, Dee banged a kid.

Dee: No, no, I was trying to cuck a bit-!

Dennis: Shhhh, shh, shh, shh. It doesn't matter. It's okay. You're in the Range Rover now. All is well.