Inspector Gadget (1983 TV series)

Inspector Gadget is an animated television show produced by DiC Entertainment, which the titular character serves as the mascot for.

Inspector Gadget

• Stop/halt in the name of the law! You're under arrest!

• Go, go, Gadget (item)!

• Wowsers!

• (Reading) 'This message will self destruct.'

• Don't worry, Chief, I'm always on duty.

• Am I right? Inspector Gadget is always right.

• This car is acting funny. Ah, of course, the emergency brake is on.

• Go Go Gadget mini suit! Go Go Gadget mini shoes and mini hat!

• Wowsers! It's the top secret Gadget phone. (Talks into hand) Is that you, Chief? You're where? Right away.

• An air show? Now why would anybody want to pay to see air?

• All work and no play makes Gadget a dull boy.

• (Falling) Go Go Gadget 'Brella!! (Hand delivers flowers) Go Go Gadget Copter!! (Another useless Gadget) GO GO GADGET ANYTHING!!

• Now I'll prove to you that Martians are just an image of your figment. Uh, I mean a figure of your sensation. Well you know what I mean.

• Be careful, Brain, those are probably priceless fake artifacts.

• I haven't seen this much snow since that episode in the Arctic.

• I'd better get a new rubber duckie. This one is too mean.

• This place is as empty as a graveyard on Halloween.

• No one gets away from Inspector Gadget and gets away with it.

• When I'm following someone, I hate being followed!

• Excellent, Capeman. That's what I call a strike.

• Yikes!!!

Penny

• You never know what might happen with Uncle Gadget.

• Oh my gosh!

• Oh no!

• Wow!

• Wowsers! (in some episodes)

• I'd better call Brain.

• You're Dr. Claw's nephew? (then her heart breaks)

• So that's it.

• You'd better follow Uncle Gadget, Brain.

• Go Go Gadget Breakfast!

• I'm worried, Brain. You'd better follow Uncle Gadget.

• Brain, look! Uncle Gadget'll be crushed! [shouts] Uncle Gadget, behind you! A landslide!

Brain

• Rowsers!

• Roh, ro!

• Rikes!

• Rawr!

• Reah!

• Reah. Re reed rone of rose.

Dr. Claw

• Yes.

• I'll get you next time, Gadget... next time! [M.A.D. Cat meows]

• SHUT UP!

• You were lucky, Gadget. But Next Time, You haven’t seen the last of me.

• Mad Agents, Attack!

• I'll get you for this, Gadget... I'll GET YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

• Gadget and the Four Young Boys, Someday you'll pay for this!

• Eh, M.A.D. Cat?

• Blast!

• This nasty Transylvanian atmosphere is good for my health.

• Blast that, Gadget!

• Kamikazi! Constantine! Stop them!

• SILENCE!

• You may have stopped my M.A.D. robots, but you will not escape my flashing ball.

• Curse you, Gadget! You've beaten me again. But I’ll get you next time.

• No!

• Eliminate Four Young Boys!

• Shut Up, Kamikazi and Constantine!

• Retreat! Retreat!

• Curses!

• Just you walt!

• You pay for this, Gadget and the Four Young Boys! GET THEM!

• Gadget!? All the Gadgets are still alive!!!

• Four legged is four armed, Gadget!

• Eliminate Gadget and FOUR YOUNG BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

• Gadget! ALWAYS GADGET!!!!!!!!!!!!

• I hate that Gadget! AND I HATE THOSE FOUR YOUNG BOYS!!!!

• Cowards! I will not be beaten AGAIN!!!!!!!!

• You failed me! YOU FOOLS!!! ATTACK GADGET! NOW!!!!!!

• RaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!

• No, No, No! Why does Gadget ALWAYS WIN!!!!!!! I HATE GADGET!!!!

• Gadget! I hate you! AND YOUR GADGETINIS!!!!!!!!!!!

• I'll get you next time, Gadget, and new kid, and the gorgonites, and the imaginationland! I'll GET YOU NEXT TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!

• One of These Days, One of These Days.

• Once again, You've failed me, Talon!

• Next time, Gadget. Next Time!

• You failed me again, Talon.

• Next time, Four Young Boys. Next Time!

• Your failure is bad enough, but now Baron Von Steeletoe has called my henchmen FUNKY on MySpyPlace! And not good funky, but BAD FUNKY!

• I'll get you next time Gadget! And Comrade Multi Use Tool! NEXT TIME!!

• Shall it be one lump or two? Next tea time, Talon, next tea time!

• Next time, Steeltoe. Next Time!

Corporal Capeman

• Fly, Capeman, fly!

• Fly, Capeman, fly! Whoopee!

• Go Go Corporal Capeman!

• Oh, great Inspector Gadget! It's an honor to meet you.

• I'm flying! Wee!

Dialogue

• Penny: Uncle Gadget, lunch is ready.
  Gadget: (wearing ear muffs) School? I'll give you a ride as soon as I'm finished shoveling snow.
  Penny: But it's Saturday.
  Gadget: Why would Penny want to go to school on Saturday?

• Gadget: I'm on an assignment. I have to find out who's stealing those mansions.
  Penny: I think the Chief meant that someone's stealing things from the mansions, Uncle Gadget.
  Gadget: No, no, Penny, the Chief said mansions were being burglarized.

• Dr. Claw: Well, Mr. Spectrum.
  Dr. Spectrum: Doctor Spectrum.
  Dr. Claw: DON'T TALK BACK! You're lucky. I like your new phone device, Spectrum. Keep up the good work.
  Dr. Spectrum: As you wish, Dr. Claw.

• Chief Quimby: Congratulations, Gadget, I don't know how you did it.
  Gadget: Thanks, Chief. Uh, what did I do?

• Gadget: Say, when will your shop be open again so I can come by and get a new trench coat?
  LaPoof: (getting arrested) Uh, in about 20 years.

• Gadget: Penny, finish the breakfast and off to school. I don't want you to be late.
  Penny: But it's Saturday.

• Penny: I think that nice little magician is a M.A.D. agent. Maybe we shouldn't go, Uncle Gadget?
  Gadget: Nonsense, Penny. It will be a great fun.

• Penny: Do you really think Dr. Claw is behind this?
  Gadget: Of course not, Penny.

• Gadget: I must head to Everest Island for the secret mission.
  Penny: Can we come along?
  Gadget: It may be dangerous.
  Penny: Brain and I just play on the beach.
  Gadget: And I complete my mission. Well, okay. We all go.
  Penny: Hooray!

• Penny: Gosh. Scotland is beautiful, Uncle Gadget.
  Gadget: It certainly is, Penny. This is where they make Scotch tape, ya know.

• Penny: Brain!
  Brain: Renny!

• Thelma: Doctor Claw! What an unexpected pleasure. We have a problem here. Our time machine is torn up and Gadget's still alive.
  (MADCat screeching angrily)
  Doctor Claw: What?!
  Thelma: But it wasn't our fault. Some wooly mamuffs-
  Doctor Claw: (angrily) Enough! Eliminate Gadget and bring me those dinosaurs or-
  Thelma: (afraid of Doctor Claw) Or?
  Doctor Claw: (angrily) Don't show your face in the 20th century!

• (A boy covers Penny's mouth)
  Boy: (quietly) Shh. You must be quiet.
  (Two of Mr. Chow's agents walk onto the deck above them)
  Agent 1: Do you see anyone? I heard a noise.
  Agent 2: There's no one out here. It must've been a cat.
  Agent 1: Ooh, let's hope so. We must be sure no one has followed Dr. Claw to Mr. Chow's floating nest.
  (They wait till the agents leave. The boy removes his hat)
  Boy: A thousand pardons. I was afraid the agents of Mr. Chow would see you.
  (Penny blushes at the boy who saved her)
  Penny: But who are you?
  Boy: I am the grandson of your uncle's Hong Kong contact. Mr. Chow is a very dangerous man. I wanted to make sure you were safe.
  Penny: Gee, thanks. But now I'm afraid Uncle Gadget may need our help.
  Boy: In that case, we'd better hurry.
  Penny: You're right. If Dr. Claw and Mr. Chow complete their partnership in evil, it could be disaster!