Hot Shots!

Hot Shots! is a 1991 comedy spoof starring Charlie Sheen, Cary Elwes, Valeria Golino, Lloyd Bridges, Kevin Dunn and Jon Cryer.

The mother of all movies!taglines

Dialogue

Benson: "You know, I've personally flown over 194 missions and I was shot down every one of them. Come to think of it, I've never landed a plane in my life."

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(Briefing men before takeoff)

Benson: "Gentlemen, we've waited a long time to hear this. In exactly 5 hours and 17 minutes we hit the enemy toast"

Block: "Err... I think that's enemy coast sir"

Benson: "Huh? Coast? That'll take a bit more planning. But it doesn't matter..."

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Benson: "Call down to the galley and order some soup."

Block: "Yes, sir."

Benson: "Ah, I love soup. At least I think I do. Blasted shell, it's either soup or duck. Which one do you shoot?"

Block: "Duck, sir"

(Admiral Benson ducks and bangs head on desk)

Block: "Are you alright, sir?"

Benson: "Of course I'm alright! Why, what have you heard?"

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Benson: "Help me read this, my eyes are ceramic. Took a bazooka round at the battle of Little Big Horn. Or was it Okinawa? The one without the Indians."

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Topper: "It was an accident."

Gregory: "Accident, my deep-blue eyes."

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Block: "How are ya, Sir?"

Benson: "Hawaii?! God-damnit, man, I'm supposed to be in California!"

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Benson: "Some of you may be wondering what's wrong with my pants. Well, they ran out of material when they got to the knee, so don't give me any shit."

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Block: "Admiral Benson!"

Benson: "Really? That's my name too"

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(After falling down some stairs)

Benson: I slipped on a crab, who put that crab there?"

Sailor: "I didn't see any crab Sir"

Benson: "Don't give me that, there were 2 crabs, they work in pairs"

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Benson: "You risked the lives of some damn fine pilots ... But that's my job !"

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Block: "Topper Harley ?"

Topper: "Once perhaps... Now I'm called Tchukachinchina."

Block: "What does it meen ?"

Topper: "Fluffy bunny feet."

(The camera reveals Topper's bunny-looking pair of slippers)

Taglines

• The mother of all movies!
• There's something funny in the air.
• Unprecendented! Uncut! Under 10 dollars!

Cast

• Charlie Sheen - LT Sean "Topper" Harley
• Cary Elwes - LT Kent Gregory
• Valeria Golino - Ramada Thompson
• Lloyd Bridges - RADM Thomas "Tug" Benson
• Kevin Dunn - LCDR James Block
• Jon Cryer - LT Jim "Wash Out" Pfaffenbach
• William O'Leary - LT Pete "Dead Meat" Thompson
• Kristy Swanson - Kowalski
• Efrem Zimbalist, Jr. - Wilson
• Bill Irwin - Leland "Buzz" Harley
• Ryan Stiles - Dominic "Mailman" Farnum
• Heidi Swedberg - Mary Thompson
• Rino Thunder - Owatonna 'The Old One'
• Charles Barkley - himself
• Bill Laimbeer - himself
• Jerry Haleva - Saddam Hussein
• Gene Greytak - Pope John Paul II

External links

• Hot Shots! quotes at the Internet Movie Database