Home and Away

Australian television soap opera

Home and Away (1988–present), Australian soap opera.

Alf Stewart


[depressed after Ailsa's death] I don't care if the flamin' diner sinks to the bottom of the sea.

[trying to put together a chair with a then-alcoholic Irene]

[shouting] You couldn't read instructions if they were written a mile high in whiskey bottles, and that's saying something!

[to a saxaphone player] Oi! Cut that out immediately

[Donald Fisher has the wrong Olympic torch] Don, Stop! It's the wrong flamin' flame!

He's as crooked as a dog's hind leg!

[after arguing with Travis] Go, You left-wing Greenie Yahoo!

Stone the flamin' crows!

Colleen Smart


[about the now-homeless Jesse] You know what they say - he's made his bed, and now he'll have to lay under it... or under a bridge! That's what they say about those hobos, isn't it?

[To Australian Idol finalist Paulini] I voted for you, Paulini, and so did Lancey! You're not a loser to us!

What if their plane's hijinked? You'll never forgive yourself!

[about retirement homes] I couldn't bear to spend my last days surrounded by boiled cabbage and incompetence pads!

[When she says hello] Yo-hoo, only me.

Morag Bellingham


(After being asked to have a drink by Josh West) No thank you I only drink with friends.

[After Colleen yells interruptions in the courtroom]Bailiff throw that stupid woman out of my courtroom.

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