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Home Alone

1990 film directed by Chris Columbus
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Home Alone is a American Christmas comedy in 1990 film about a boy named Kevin McCallister (Macaulay Culkin), who is left at home for an accident while the rest of his family goes to Paris. He must then protect his house from two intruders that have gone on a breaking and entering spree through the neighborhood.

Directed by Chris Columbus. Written by John Hughes.
"This is my house! I have to defend it!"
"There is no way on Earth we're gonna make this plane. It leaves in 45 minutes!"
"Think positive, Frank!"
"You be positive. I'll be realistic."
"Keep the change, ya filthy animal."

Rated

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PG - ( music playing, revolved, involved, survival, evolved, immediate, innovative, aquel, liquid, the churchill catholic clock chiming tower bell rings at once and music song ends )

Clock

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( clock chimes ) -   p.m.

Kate McCallister

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  • Yeah. Hi, look. I'm calling from Paris. I have a son who's home alone. Our phones there are out of order.

Kevin McCallister

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  • I took a shower, washing every body part with actual soap, including all my major crevices, including in between my toes and in my belly button, which I never did before but sort of enjoyed. I washed my hair with adult-formula shampoo and used cream rinse for that just-washed shine. I can't seem to find my toothbrush, so I'll pick one up when I go out today. Other than that, I'm in good shape. [applies aftershave; pretends to scream]
  • This is my house! I have to defend it!
  • I made my family disappear.
  • I hope that I never see any of you jerks again!
  • Did anyone order me plain cheese?
  • You guys give up? Or ya thirsty for more?
  • Hello. My house is being robbed. My
    address is   Lincoln Boulevard. My name's Murphy.

Operator

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  Emergency.

Dialogue

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Kate: There are 15 people in this house. You're the only one who has to make trouble.
Kevin: I'm the only one getting dumped on.
Kate: You're the only one actin' up. Now, get upstairs.
Kevin: I am upstairs, dummy. The third floor?
Kate: Go.
Kevin: It's scary up there.
Kate: Don't be silly. Fuller will be up in a little while.
Kevin: I don't wanna sleep with Fuller. You know about him. He wets the bed. He'll pee all over me. I know it!
Kate: Fine. We'll put him somewhere else.
Kevin: I'm sorry.
Kate: It's too late. Get upstairs.
Kevin: Everyone in this family hates me.
Kate: Then maybe you should ask Santa for a new family.
Kevin: I don't want a new family. I don't want any family. Families suck!
Kate: Just stay up there. I don't wanna see you again for the rest of the night.
Kevin: I don't wanna see you again for the rest of my whole life. And I don't wanna see anybody else, either.
Kate: [hurt] I hope you don't mean that. You'd feel pretty sad if you woke up tomorrow morning and you didn't have a family.
Kevin: No, I wouldn't.
Kate: Then say it again. Maybe it'll happen.
Kevin: I hope that I never see any of you jerks again! [runs upstairs in a huff, and Kate closes the door]
[tree branch breaks, power lines and alarm clock resetting]
Kevin: I made my family disappear! [has a flashback to what his family told him the night before]
Megan: Kevin, you're completely helpless.
Linnie: You know, Kevin, you're what the French call les incompétents.
Buzz: Kevin, I'm going to feed you to my tarantula.
Jeff: Kevin, you are such a disease!
Kate: There are 15 people in this house, and you're the only one who has to make trouble.
Frank: Look what you did, you little jerk!
Kevin: [smiles] I made my family disappear.
[the McCallisters hurriedly head out of the house for the vans to the airport]
Frank: There's no way on Earth we're gonna make this plane. It leaves in 45 minutes.
Peter: Think positive, Frank.
Frank: You be positive. I'll be realistic.
Kate: Heather, did you count heads?
Heather: 11 including me, 5 boys, 6 girls, 4 parents, 2 drivers and a partridge in a pear tree.
[Kevin puts in a VHS tape for "Angels With Filthy Souls"; later during one particular scene, a stranger knocks on Johnny's office door.]
Johnny: Who is it?
Snakes: [walks in] It's me, Snakes. I got the stuff.
Johnny: Leave it on the doorstep, and get the hell outta here.
Snakes: All right, Johnny. But what about my money?
Johnny: What money?
Snakes: Acey said you had some dough for me.
Johnny: Is that a fact? How much do I owe you?
Snakes: Acey said 10%.
Johnny: Too bad Acey ain't in charge no more.
Snakes: What do you mean?
Johnny: He's upstairs, takin' a bath.
Kevin: [calling out] Guys, I'm eating junk and watching rubbish! You better come out and stop me!
Johnny: He'll call you when he gets out. Hey, I tell you what I'm gonna give you, Snakes. [takes out his Tommy Gun] I'm gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yellow, no good keister off of my property, before I pump your guts full of lead.
Snakes: [about to leave] All right, Johnny. I'm sorry. I'm going.
Johnny: 1, 2, 10!
[Johnny fires his gun repeatedly at Snakes and laughs maniacally; Snakes falls to the ground dead. Johnny continues shooting as Kevin covers his eyes in horror.]
Johnny: Keep the change, ya filthy animal.
Kevin: [turns off the movie, after a pause] MOM!!
[The Little Nero's Pizza truck pulls up and the delivery guy rings the doorbell; Kevin plays up the scene from "Angels With Filthy Souls" from earlier.]
Johnny: Who is it?
Delivery man: It's Little Nero's, sir. I have your pizza.
Johnny: Leave it on the doorstep and get the hell outta here.
Delivery man: Okay. [puts the pizza on the doorstep] Um, well, what about the money?
Johnny: What money?
Delivery man: Well, you have to pay for your pizza, sir.
Johnny: Is that a fact? How much do I owe you?
Delivery man: Uh, that'll be $11.80, sir.
[Kevin leaves $12.00 on the doorstep]
Johnny: Keep the change, ya filthy animal.
Delivery man: Cheapskate.
Johnny: Hey, I'm gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yellow, no good keister off of my property, before I pump your guts full of lead. 1, 2, 10!
[Johnny's gunfire is heard as the delivery man flees the house in fright, get in the car and drive]
Kevin: Bless this highly nutritious, microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen.

( candlelight blows )

Kevin: This is it. Don't get scared now.
[Marv arrive at the back door; Kevin plays up the scene from "Angels With Filthy Souls".]
Johnny: Get the hell outta here.
Snakes: All right, Johnny. But what about my money?
Johnny: What money?
Snakes: Acey said you had some dough for me.
Johnny: Is that a fact? How much do I owe you?
Snakes: Acey said 10%.
Johnny: Too bad Acey ain't in charge no more.
Snakes: What do you mean?
Johnny: He's upstairs, takin' a bath.
[Kevin grab a pot from kitchen]
Johnny: He'll call you when he gets out. [Place the pot on ground] Hey, I tell you what I'm gonna give you, Snakes. [grab a firecracker]
Marv: Snakes?
Johnny: I'm gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yellow, no good keister
off of my property, before I pump your guts full of lead.
[Marv hesitate to leave]
Snakes: All right, Johnny. I'm sorry. I'm going.
[Kevin light the firecracker and put in the pot]
Johnny: 1, 2, 10!
[Johnny's gunfire is heard and firecracker explodes, Marv hide behind the garbage bin and flees the house in fright]
[Kevin mouths Johnny]
Johnny: Keep the change, ya filthy animal.
Harry: Merry Christmas, little fella. We know that you're in there and that you're all alone.
Marv: Yeah, come on, kid. Open up. It’s Santa Claus and his elf.
Harry: [laughing, at the doggy door, he tried to shoot his gun] We're not gonna hurt you.
Marv: No, no. We got some nice presents for you.
Harry: Be a good little fella now and open the door. [Kevin gun fires at Harry, he screams] Shoot! [He mumbles]
Marv: What? What? [Harry mumbles again] What? What? What happened?
Harry: Get that little… [he continues mumbles, Marv is going to the door. Kevin tried to shoot at Marv at the doggy door. Marv smiled]
Kevin: Hello. [He gun fired at Marv. Marv screams and he fell over, both groaning] Yes! Yes!
Marv: The little jerk is armed!
Harry: That's it! That's it! I'm going around the front! You go down the basement! That little… [He mumbles. Marv trying to get him up and panting. Harry tried to get to the front of the door. He slipped a steps and he fells over, groaning. Marv go to down the basement. He slipped the steps and slide the steps, panting]
Marv: Ow! [He tried to get up to the door, but he can't do it, and he back the steps, groans]
Harry: [He tried to get up] That smart aleck. [He used stair steps by a legs, he tried to open the door, but he can't do it, and he fells to the floor again. Marv trying to get up, but he can’t use the door. Marv trying to break the door, but he can't. Marv open the door quietly. The door creaking opened, he used the legs with no slippery. Marv closed the door behind him. Marv look at the basement, he try to pull his door, an iron drops Marv on the floor and gets up. He shocked, he was trying to get up the door again] All right, boy, that's it, you little… you little son of a… Not this time, you little brat. [He used stair by a legs again, he tried to open the door with no slippery legs, laughing] You little creep, you, where are you? Where are you, you little…? [He pulls a door, a burned hand and he screams, and trying to blow his hand, but he can't blow it either. He screams again, and back to snow with sizzling his hand. He chuckles] Ho Ho! [He sighing, he hand it reads “M”]
Kevin: Yes! Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes!
[Marv pants and he covered soot panting and used the stairs by legs by covering soot panting, a foot got it by a nail. Marv screaming in pain, and fells on the floor, screaming]
Harry [He running off, mumbles] I'll rip his head off! [He mumbles again, he tried to the back of the door, and start tickled the door, laughing] You're dead, kid. [He trying to open the door, the fire comes from the hat, he screams. He continues screams again and put back in the snow again, sizzling, panting. Marv tries back to the basement door, he opened the door, and closed the door behind him, and slipped on the ice and landed on the floor again. He tried to get rid of the hat, but he come off. He running to the door, he opened, smashing burn touch, and closing the door] Where are you, you little creep?
Marv: [He tried to get upstairs and too slippery the snow, and look at the window] Harry! I'm coming in! [He running to the window]
Kevin: Oh, no! I'm very scared!
Harry: [to Kevin] It's too late for you, kid! We're already in the house! I'm gonna get you!
Kevin: Okay. Come and get me!
Harry: Why, you… [He starting to get a wrapper, but he do that] Now you're dead! [The fan pops into a chicken]
[Marv open the window, and see Christmas tree, he jumped and landed on the balls, and he screams in pain]
Marv: I'm gonna kill that kid! [He tried to get up, and he foot breaks the balls, scream in pain]
[Harry wipe your feathers off, and look at Marv]
Harry: Marv!
Marv: Harry?
Harry: Why the hell'd you take your shoes off?
Marv: Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?
Kevin: I'm up here, you morons! Come and get me! [Harry and Marv slipped a car and landed on the floor, screams] You guys give up? Or are thirsty for more?
'[Marv and Harry groaning, he getting up, Kevin throwing a paint can]
Harry: Heads up! [Marv groaning by a knocks paint can] Don't worry, Marv. I'll get him for you.
Marv: Harry!!! [Harry knocks off by a paint can, both groaning]
Kevin: Yes!
[Marv and Harry looking each other]
Marv: He's only a kid, Harry. We can take him.
Harry: Aw, shut up, will ya?! What is it?
Marv: You're missing some teeth.
Harry: Where? It's my gold tooth. My gold tooth! I'll kill him! [He and Marv tried to get up] I'll kill him! [He and Marv running to the stairs] You bomb me with one more can, kid, and I'll snap off your cojones and boil them in motor oil!
[Kevin calling a 911 officer on the phone]
Officer 1: 911 Emergency.
Kevin: [in Murphy's voice] Help. My house is being robbed. My address is 656 Lincoln Boulevard. My name's Murphy. [he put him down a phone. Kevin running. Marv and Harry chasing Marv]
Harry: Watch it. You never know what's up there. There it is! [He screams by a rope, and feel into a floor]
[Marv sitting up and grab Kevin by a foot]
Marv: I got ya! I got him, Harry! Harry, I got him! [Kevin tries to get a spider, but he couldn't reach it] Harry, get up! Give me a hand! Ow! I got him! Harry, hell me! Get up! I got him! [Kevin tried to get to grab a spider again, and put on spider on Marv's head, and he screams. Kevin goes to upstairs. He continues screams, and put back on spider in Harry's tummy. He continues screams in panic, and tries to hit Harry. Kevin put his gun in bedroom, and trying to starting to swing to the treehouse. Meanwhile, Marv tries to kill a spider in Harry's tummy]
Harry: What are you doing, Marv?
Marv: Harry, don't move.
Harry: Marv?
Marv: Don't… move!
Harry: Marv, what are you doing? [Marv trying to kill a spider] Marv… [Marv hit at Harry's tummy] Ah… jeez! [He mutters, and spider run away]
Marv: Did I get him? Did I get him? Where is it? [Harry get up] Where is it?
Harry: Never mind did you get it! How do you like it? [Harry grab an Marv's cast, and hit Marv] Huh? You jerk! Get that kid! Go on! Get the kid!
[Kevin started swinging at trapeze swing]
Kevin: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa! [He screams and landed in treehouse with a crash. Harry and Marv looking at the treehouse]
Harry: Where'd he go?
Marv: Maybe he committed suicide.
Kevin: [to Harry and Marv] Down here, you big horse's ass! Come and get me before I call the police!
Marv: Let's get him! [He started to climbing to trapeze swings, Harry hold raise hand]
Harry: Wait. Wait. That's just what he wants us to do… us to go back downstairs through his fun house so we get all tore up.
Marv: He's gonna call the cops!
Harry: He's not calling the… from a tree house? Come on. [He starting to climb and he stops]
Marv: Out the window?
Harry: Yeah.
Marv: I’m not going out the window?
Harry: Why? Are you scared, Marv? Are you afraid? Come on. Get out here. [He and Marv starting to climb the trapeze swing, but he cannot climbed] Come on. [He shuddering] Come on! Come on. Keep going. Keep going.
Marv: Let's go back, Harry.
Harry: Shut up! [Marv looking at the snow floor] Shut it, Marv!
Kevin: Hey, guys, check this out.
Harry: [He and Marv gasps] Go back! Go back! Go back! Okay. [Kevin cut the rope and he and Marv screams and swing a vine like Tarzan, and hit the building house, and landed on the floor. He looking each other again. Kevin running to the another house] There he goes! There he is! Get out of the way, you dope! [He tried to get up. He and Marv running to the another house]
Marv: There he is!
Kevin: Hey, I'm calling the cops!
Harry: Wait, wait, wait, wait. He wants us to follow him. I got a better idea. Come on. [Kevin go downstairs at the another house, but in water comes from the house, and goes back upstairs, and open the door] Hiya, pal. We outsmarted you this time. Get over here! [Marv shuts the door and put Kevin on the hook]
Marv: What are we gonna do to him, Harry?!
Harry: We'll do exactly what he did to us. I'm gonna burn his head with his blowtorch.
Marv: Then we can smash his face with an iron!
Harry: I'd like to slap him right in the face with a paint can, maybe!
Marv: Or shove a nail through his foot!
Harry: The first thing I'm gonna do is bite off every one of those little fingers, one at a time. [Old Man Marley knocks them both down with a shovel]
Old Man Marley: [to Kevin] Come on, let's get you home.
[sirens wailing outside, police officers running to the another house and caught Harry and Marv]
Officer 1: Get the back door.
[Police radio chatter]
Kevin: Wow, this is great.
Officer 1: Nice move. Always leavin' the water running. Now we know each and every house that you've hit.
Officer 2: Yeah, you know, we've been looking for you two guys for a long time.
Marv: Yeah, well, remember, we're the Wet Bandits. Wet Bandits. That's W-E-T--
Harry: Shut up! Shut up! Get in the car! [He kicks Marv into a police car]
Officer 1: Hey, come on! Come on!
Harry: Hands off the head, pal!
Officer 1: Come on!
[Police officers put Harry into the police car, shutting the door behind him. Kevin watched a police car drives away. Kevin waves goodbye and smirks as the police car drives away with Marv and Harry]
[last lines; Kevin is looking at Old Man Marley out the window and they both wave at each other]
Buzz: [off-screen, shocked] KEVIN!! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY ROOM?
[Kevin, startled, gasps and runs off, film ends. Credits starts rolling.]

Taglines

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  • A Family Comedy Without The Family.
  • When Kevin's Family Left For Vacation, They Forgot One Minor Detail: Kevin. But Don't Worry... He Cooks. He Cleans. He Kicks Some Butt.
  • This Non-Family Comedy is a Real Scream.

Cast

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The McCallister Family

  • John Heard as Peter
  • Catherine O'Hara as Kate
  • Macaulay Culkin as Kevin
  • Kristin Minter as Heather
  • Devin Ratray as Buzz
  • Virginia Smith as Gegorette
  • Joe Pesci as Harry Lyme
  • Daniel Stern as Marv Murchins

D. Danny Warhol as Pizza Boy

  • Kieran Culkin as Fuller
  • Hillary Wolf as Megan
  • Michael C. Maronna as Jeff
  • Angela Goethals as Linnie
  • Senta Moses as Tracy
  • Santa
  • Terrie Snell as Aunt Leslie
  • Ralph Foody as Johnny
  • Michael Guido as Snakes

See also

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