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G-Force

2009 film directed by Hoyt Yeatman

G-Force is a 2009 live-action/animated comedy film about a specially trained squad of guinea pigs on a mission to stop a diabolical billionaire from taking over the world.

G-Force logo
Gadgets, Gizmos, Guinea Pigs. In 3-D.
The world needs bigger heroes (taglines)

Hurley

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  • [repeated line] I had a brother!

Dialogue

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[During the Jerry Bruckheimer Films logo, Hurley, a guinea pig, runs on the road]
Hurley: [panting] Hey! Slow down! Whoa-ah! [falls off the road in the logo as lightning strikes a leafless tree, frightening him] Whoa! That is not cool! [runs away]
Speckles: We've got a worm to decipher.
Darwin: Speckles, you're a genius.
Speckles: I'm a mole. I got a thing for worms.
[Speckles slurps an earthworm hanging from the ceiling]
Hurley: I love the smell of Napalm in the morning! Don't pay any attention to him, he's a quarter ferret.
Bucky: I have no ferret in me, Hurley. That has never been proven.
Hurley: Then why are you marked down?
Bucky: I'm on sale! Everyone goes on sale eventually.
Hurley: This should come as a surprise, but he grew up in the psych ward at the U.C.L.A..
Bucky: The mice are on sale, everybody's on sale.
Hurley: Bucky, enough with the line already.
Bucky: We agree this was my zone. We all agree that, right?
Mice: Right.
Hurley: Bucky, the mice will agree to anything. You guys are all idiots, right?
Mice: Right!
Bucky: Oh, yeah? Fine!
[Bucky mutters angrily as he enters his house]
Mrs. Goodman: [voiceover] Connor! Take out the trash.
Connor: OK. [gets up]
Mrs. Goodman: Now!
Connor: I'm coming! (Sheesh.)
Hurley: My stomach doesn't do well with action-adventure.
Darwin: Hurley, don't you dare.
[Hurley lets out a big fart that fogs up Darwin and Hurley's plastic ball]
Darwin: Yuck, Hurley. That's disgusting. I can't breathe.
Hurley: Roll down the window.
Blaster: These things don't have windows, Hurley!
Mice: Not a ferret?!
[Darwin enters the network core and spots a figure turning to face him, it's Speckles!]
Speckles: [deep voice; maniacally] Hello, Darwin.
Darwin: [happily] Speckles, you're alive! [proudly] You (even) infiltrated the bad guy's lair! Where is he?
Speckles: [deep voice] I am the bad guy. [normal voice] What? You really think I let myself get killed in a garbage truck? Ha! Well, I hid in a soup can, and rode it all the way to the city dump. And it was stinky.
Juarez: [surprised] Speckles?
Blaster: I can't believe the mole was the mole.
Speckles: Actually, you may call me Mr. Yanshu.
Ben: No.
Speckles: Business associate of Leonard Saber.
Darwin: [confused] You tricked Saber into helping you build a Clusterstorm? [disappointed] How could you do this to us? I thought we were friends. I put my life on the line for you.
Saber: Yanshu was in my basement this whole time?
Ben: Yeah, and he wasn't a man. He was a mole.
Speckles: "Yanshu" is the Chinese word for mole! Sabersense was just a cover. [laughs evilly] I created an army of robotic appliances, and they created an array of giant electromagnetic nodes... Nodes capable of pulling down all the space junk orbiting the planet, and driving every human underground. So, what do you think?
Darwin: You've betrayed us. You! You sabotaged our presentation.
Speckles: Extermination virus. Nasty stuff.
Darwin: Speckles, why?
Speckles: You ever Google the word "mole" Darwin? Three million entries. Not on how to care for 'em, or love 'em, or pet 'em. NO! Three million entries on how to exterminate them! [Flashbacks shows the exterminators attacking his home and his family] The humans came and destroyed our home.
Speckles's Father: Son, If you ever get the chance to bring mankinds to its knees, do it.
Speckles: They showed us no mercy, Darwin. Well, now it's my turn to do a little pest control. If you'll excuse me... it's showtime. GOING UP!!!!!
[As the robot lifts the truck up, Darwin looks at Speckles]
Darwin: Speckles, if you keep doing this, then you're no better than the humans who destroyed your home and your family.
Speckles: Well, that's kinda the point here. I lost my family.
Darwin: No, you're wrong. We are your family. Me, Blaster, Juarez, Ben & Marcie. Speckles, Ben took us in when nobody else wanted us. And he made us a family. We're a family.
Speckles: Oh, no! No! What have I done? What have I done? It's too late, Darwin! I can't stop it!
Darwin: But we can. Whoa! Ooh!
Speckles: It's working! Darwin, it's working!
Darwin: Speckles, come with me. Whoa!
Juarez: I got you!
[After destroying the robot]
Blaster: Darwin, over here!
Darwin: Hang on! [pulling the motionless Hurley out of the wreckage] I got him. I got him.
Blaster: I can't hold it much longer. Ow!
Darwin: No, Hurley. No, not you, Hurley.
Blaster: Look, he landed next to his cake.
[Hurley drops his piece of cake]
Darwin: No.
Blaster: Oh, man, Hurley.
Darwin: Hurley.
Juarez: Oh, no.
Speckles: No, no. This is all my fault.
Blaster: [tearfully] He was my man.
Darwin: Hurley, wake up, pal. Listen, I just… I just wanted you to know you were as good as anyone out there today. I don't know what they call it back at the pet shop, but out here, we… Well, we call it being a hero. All you ever wanted was a family. I've never gotta tell you this, but… I'd be proud… [fights back tears] …proud to call you my brother. (Goodbye.)
Juarez: [whimpering]
Blaster: [voice breaking] Hurley.
[Hurley's nose twitches]
Darwin: (Huh?) Hey, I think I saw his nose twitch.
[Darwin holds the piece of cake over Hurley's nose, causing it to twitch again]
Hurley: [coughing]
Juarez: [gasps]
Blaster: Hurley?
Hurley: Did you mean it when you called me "brother"?
Darwin: Not exactly. (Well,) I was just… That was like a figurative… [sighs] You bet I did.
Hurley: Brother. I have a brother! This is great!

Taglines

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  • The world needs bigger heroes
  • Gadgets, Gizmos, Guinea Pigs. In 3-D.

Cast

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Live-action characters

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Character voices

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