Hunch (Steve Vizard) Edit
Shame Shame Shame
Shame, Shame, Shame, Slut, Slut, Slut. (Derryn Doll sketch)
Sexual Monster of The Worst Kind Deviant Chemical Carstration
Thanks heavens it's only a toy. Imagine if it were real?
Chenille + Janelle Edit
Hello I'm talking to Chenelle, institute of Beauty + House of hair removal.
Just look for the pair of legs with the Question Mark in between them.
Well today Janelle, I Would like to talk about a service for those unfortunate Laddies + Lassies who don't know whether they want to be Laddies or Lassies.
You mean a sex change
Robert Gottilebson (Ernie Dingo) Edit
Hi i'm Robert Gottilebson here to talk to you about that big thing tax.
15 percent, 15 percent
You stick with me cos i'm always in the black.
I'm not seeing a lump of Black Forest Cake Darryl.
She was wearing a crushed apricot silk gown and guess what she had for lunch? Crushed apricots!
Your moon is in Saturn, take extreme care while rising.
Liar - Deshonke Edit
What the eye doesn't see the buyer doesn't know
Lost In Space Edit
Dr Smith was exploring more than the Lunar Surface
The Addams Family Edit
What Their re-playing 1960's T.V Shows In Prime Time?
They Promised By 1990 no Child would be living in poverty, so Why am I dressed like this, 'cause your fat + ugly Pugsley.
Lurch feel up Tish I'm standing for parliament
Get Smart Edit
The ol' disappearing policy trick.
That's terrible chief if you have Politicians, without policies what do you have?
The Liberal Party.
The Cosby Show Edit
I Just love this time of evening dear. (Cliff,Vizard). Sunset Cliff? (Claire, Downey). No, Primetime!
I was thinking sought of you and I could go upstairs and play Doctors + Lawyers.
Theo my son's still a virgin boy.
Brent Smythe + Barry Edit
Barry I want you to break that cigarette
Once You've seen a Smythe ad you know Smythe has his own way of doing things.
Last year Brent Smythe made as much money as the Prime Minister and his whole cabinet squared.
60 Minutes (Richard Carleton) Edit
Do You Know were i can get my hands on a Hey Hey It's Saturday T-Shirt I enclose a $25 postal order.
Duck Beer Edit
Suck A Duck, making Australian's what they are today.
Fin Review Edit
You really knocked their socks of back there
Didn't you see the way Hancock was looking at you?
Driver take me back to the airport I think I'm in the wrong car
I use valvoline so I can get into these really tight jeans
This is one of my all time favorites. the Keating Interest Rate Classic. (Candid Camera)
I am A Television Station without a license. The ABC ?
Rubbery Figures Cartoons Edit
Space the Three Years Between Elections
Egg put it on your Face (Keating)
One Stake through the heart Should Do you (man) They wouldn't 'ave given me this job if i didn't have a heart (Keating)
Bob were running out of hot air(Keating) well let's throw out some first homebuyers (Hawke) It's not working Bob (Keating) Well I've Got Something. "The'll be no Australian child living in poverty by 1990" (Hawke) Got any more Bob? (Keating) All our other Election promises were in my back
We have not sung a song since we don't when. So we thought it was time to get together again
I'd won a Oscar + I'd come pretty far, Without you Babe I'd become a Star
I wanted to inspire the nation so I wrote this song about Masturbation.
I Dream Of Jeannie Edit
Jeannie I want my trousers back, Jeannie
Wilbur if you don't get rid of that horrible animal, I'm leaving (Carol). Is that a promise? (Mr ED)
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