Ed, Edd n Eddy (season 4)

The following is a list of quotes from the fourth season of Ed, Edd, n Eddy.

See No Ed

Jimmy: This is the best day, no Ed, Edd or Eddy. Halluelah.

Is There an Ed in the House?

Ed: Have Mercy, depraved sibling!

An Ed Is Born

Eddy: See that loser? That's Kevin. [Kevin appears behind him] He's the neighborhood dork. [Kevin rolls up behind him] I have to slap him around every now and then, just to remind him who's boss.

Edd: [shocked; whispers] Eddy.

Kevin: Neighborhood dork, huh? [pulls Eddy's underwear over the back of his bike] Hey, Double Dweeb, you getting this? [rides off, dragging Eddy's underwear over the back of his bike]

Eddy: [clinging on to the fire hydrant] He collects underwear and gives it to the poor. Pretty stupid, huh bro? [he's pulled away] SLOW DOWN, KEVIN! I WAS JUST KIDDING! STOP! PLEASE! [his underwear snaps and he bounces]

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Ed: [stares into the camera and licks the lens] Hello, my name is Ed!

Eddy: [bummed out, sitting on the curb] We're running out of ideas, Double D. Think of something that'll make me look good.

Edd: Ed, you be careful with that! Oh, what do I care, it's his camera.

Ed: [smirks; suddenly raises the camera above his head] Man the helms! Dive! Dive! [swallows the camera]

Edd: [sternly; offscreen] Ed, what have you done? Open it! Open it! [Ed opens his mouth. The camera shows the inside of his stomach; reaches into Ed's stomach, wearing rubber gloves to retrieve the sodden camera] You should know better than to eat the camera. Just think what it will do to your digestive tract.

Ed: [giddy] Boy, I can't wait to see that part, Double D!

Edd: Yes, well, let's not say we did, Ed.

Eddy: C'mon, c'mon! I've got an impression to make, remember?!

One Size Fits Ed

Eddy: Give me the cash.

Edd: [grabs Eddy's face] Eddy, taking note is a essential part of learning.

Eddy: Are you touching my face?

Edd: Oh, uh, yes, sorry.

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Eddy: I just learned something today, Double D.

Edd: You have? Tell me, Eddy.

Eddy: We should open up a weight loss clinic! I'll be rich!

Pain in the Ed

Rolf: [looking up at the fake Statue of Liberty] Why is the Lady of Liberty looming over the cul-de-sac?

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Eddy: Eh, good riddance. Violins are for sissies. Why if I played an instrument, I get something manly, like a kazoo or something.

Ed Overboard

Lee: You've got a great personality. Besides, who needs good looks when you've got us?

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[When Edd removes a plaster from Ed's back]

Edd: Is that a cookie?

Ed: Yep. [eats it] Saved it.

Edd: THAT IS THE MOST DISGUSTING, IRRATIONAL...It's nice to have you back, Ed.

One of Those Eds

Jimmy: See? That's my lucky quarter, Sarah.

Rolf: Get away from there! [throws them out of the way] This time, Rolf will be serious!

Eddy: It's mine! I found the quarter!

Kevin: Save your breath, losers! That's my quarter!

Sarah: Take a hike! Jimmy found that quarter first!

Ed: I found this shoe! [Kevin's shoe falls off and lands on the sidewalk in front of Edd] Shoes for the taking, Double D!

Eddy: Hands off my quarter!

Edd: Your attention please! People! I may have a solution to everyone's dilemma!

Jimmy: Hey everybody, let's be nice! Shush! Double D's got something to... [Rolf and Kevin's bodies fly into him]

Rolf: May the onion of agony soil your macaroon! [Kevin cracks his back] Rolf's back! It has been healed! Thank you, Kevin. But you are a nincompoop, as the coin is mine! Bugaboo!

Kevin: Hey, lay off, it's mine! [Edd sounds an airhorn] Dude.

Sarah: What are you trying to do, blow our heads off?!

Edd: Crude, yet effective.

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Ed: If you smelt it, you dealt it, Eddy.

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Ed: What can you do, if you live in a shoe, and you ain't got no sole?

They Call Him Mr. Ed

Eddy: I almost up-chucked.

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Eddy: [answers the phone] Talk to me. [whistles a bit] Trade it. Buy it. Sell it. [hangs up]

Ed: [jumping] Up! Up! Up!

Eddy: Put some muscle into it, Ed!

Ed: You got it, chief. And UP! [leaps straight up into the sky] Eddy, I'm coming! [crashes through the desk] I'm okay.

For the Ed, By the Ed

Rolf: The wooden board saved you from three evil witches and the creepy crawly? [runs home in fear] MAMA!!! THE FAIRY TALE THAT HAUNTS ROLF HAS COME TRUE!!!

Little Ed Blue

Eddy: [yelling] THAT'S IT! I've had it up to here WITH YOUR BAD MOOD! Crack a smile! Bust a gut! BE HAPPY!!! [slaps Ed] Get over it!

Ed: [yells, rips his unibrow into two, and screams at the top of his lungs] BIIIIIIIIIIIIIG TROUBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Twist of Ed

Edd: Good golly almighty! What is that horrible odor?! Ed?

Ed: Not I, Double D. Talk to Mister Stink Pot.

Eddy: Hey, I had a Kanker hairball stuck in my shower.

The Good Ole Ed

[Ed has found a spatula]

Ed: Oh look, A flipper.

Eddy: It's a spatula, stupid.

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[Eddy and Ed are about to pour the giant vat of pancake mix]

Ed: I love pancakes!

Eddy: Shut up and pour, lumpy.

Your Ed Here

Edd: If it makes you feel better I'll tell you my middle name.

Eddy: Ok.

Edd: Well, Eddy. My middle name, is Marian.

Eddy: [laughter] Marian?! That's a girl's name!

Thick as an Ed

[Ed is dreaming]

Ed: 1, 2, tie my shoe! 3, 4, shut the door! 5, 6, pick up sticks! 7, 8, lay them straight! 9, 10, a big fat hen! 11, 12...

Eddy: [offscreen] ED!!! [Ed is punched by the force 3 times, and wakes up in reality] Get up, stupid! We're wasting time!

Sorry, Wrong Ed

Eddy: [nervously picks up the receiver of the bad-luck telephone] Hello?

[The skunk appears and sprays Eddy with odor]

Edd: Oh, look Ed. A Skunk. Did you know in some parts it's also known as a polecat?

Ed: Who stepped on a duck?

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Eddy: I say we test it.

Edd: Test it?

Ed: Like, mustard?

Robbin' Ed

Eddy: A techno-gizmo like this could cost you up to a million bucks, but for this special offer, you can have it for the low, low price of 25 cents!

A Case of Ed

Ed: It sounds like Sockhead, bonehead.

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Ed: [eating one of Edd's shoes] Mm...How long have you been a size 2?

Edd: Size 2?! But I've always worn a size 5 shoe, doctor!

Eddy: Sounds like another symptom to me.

Hand-Me-Down Ed

[Edd takes his clothes off as he sweats in a weird way while holding a strange boomerang from nowhere]

Eddy: [disgusted] This ain't Right!

Edd: [takes his shorts off] Right on.

Eddy: [freaking out] WHO ARE YOU?! [speeds to get a boomerang from Edd]

Edd: [snaps back to normal; sees his underwear] GAH! [covers himself with his hat] WHAT THE SAM HILL IS GOING ON HERE?! I'M NAKED!!!

Run for Your Ed

Eddy: Do something, will ya?

Edd: I know just to do, Eddy. I little dab of soap will do the trick.

Ed: And I'll go fetch the Kankers since they’re are wizzes at stuck fingers.

Eddy: NO, WAIT! ED! [tugs on arm] ED!

Stiff Upper Ed

[Eddy attempts to show his boat to Sarah and Jimmy, but Ed accidentally breaks part of the boat, causing it to sink]

Eddy: We're sinking!

Edd: Lifeboats! We forgot to make lifeboats!

Here's Mud in Your Ed

Rolf: Today Rolf is forced to celebrate his country's traditional Thank You to the Noble Guardian Pigeon.

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Ed: Work that body, work that body, don't you hurt nobody.

Stuck in Ed

[Eddy finds out they're too late to get free Jawbreakers, and jumps Ed]

Eddy: This is your fault! Admit it! If you do, I promise not to leave bruises.

Kevin: Hey, you lovebirds, vamoose. Babysitting's over, 'cause I just scored big time. Later.

Ed: You forgot to say 'dorks,' Kevin.

Eddy: Did you see Kevin's pockets? They're bursting with cash, I tell ya!

Edd: Let's hope for Kevin's sake those stitches don't tear. Wouldn't it be a shame if he were to lose that plentiful peck of pennies?

Eddy: Yep.

Edd: Yep? Is that all you have to say for yourself? Yep? No rash, nonsensical quip to defraud Kevin of his fortune?

Eddy: Scam Kevin. That's what he said, right? I'm way ahead of you, Sockhead. Here's the plan, boys.

[Eddy says nothing]

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Edd: Care to submit an idea for a scam, Jonny?

Jonny: Wow. A scam? I don't know...How about this. Jonny and Plank's Penny Dance. A one, and a two- [begins to dance and sing] Pennies, pennies, I seek a penny, give me your pennies, I like the pennies...

Edd: Um, Eddy, a tad eccentric, don't you think?

Jonny: ...pennies, pennies, I seek a penny, who's got a penny- [Eddy kicks him into the sky] Whoo-ee! That smarts!

Postcards from the Ed

Eddy: Hey monobrow, give me a push will you?

Ed: Can do, Eddy! But I cannot join you in your merriment for I am responsible for Plank's mommy and daddy. [pushes bus, realizes that Plank's parents are on Eddy's bus] Hey, hold it one darn second there.

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[Last lines]

Eddy: This is all your fault. They're all just hunks of wood, for Pete's sake.

Edd: I wouldn't say that too loudly, Eddy. I think they're watching us.

Ed: Make them go away, Double D! Make them go away!

Eddy: Man, this is stupid.

Take This Ed and Shove It

Old Eddy: [to Edd] What happened to us, Double D? We look like turkeys.

Old Edd: Calm down, Eddy. I'll let you shuffle. [holds out a deck of cards]

Old Eddy: I hate cribbage. [swats the deck away and falls over] I'm just a kid.

Old Edd: [laughing] Kid? Oh, Eddy. We haven't been kids in over 90 years.

Old Eddy: 90 years?!

Old Ed: [falling over] Baby go wee-wee. [he and Edd laugh]

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Eddy: What lame-brained schmuck would throw away a perfectly good tricycle?