Earth Girls Are Easy
- Mac: Joe, take us to hospital, please.
- Joe: Hey, clown, you're going to the slammer!
- Mac: [looks at Mike, then at Valerie] We go to slammer first.
- Valerie: [to Mac] Listen, give them that love touch, then they'll come on to me. They'll be putty in my hands.
- Mac: You want sex with Joe and Mike?
- Valerie: No, no, just so we can get away. Do it, do it! You'll see.