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Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul (film)

2017 film directed by David Bowers

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul is an 2017 American comedy film released by 20th Century Fox. It is a sequel to Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days and the final live-action adaption film of the franchise.

A Wimp Will Rise  (taglines)

Rodrick Heffley

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  • I got us a microwave pizza. [he puts the pizza on a black box which is usually a safe which is locked up tight instead of a microwave] And they disguised it as a microwave.

Susan Heffley

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  • This is an unplugged road trip.
  • The only connection we're gonna do, is with each other.
  • The pig's better potty trained than you, Greg.
  • Greg Heffley! You are grounded for life! And I swear, never again will you play a video game as long as there is breath in my body.

Dialogue

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[The Heffley family and Rowley, in their cartoon drawings, park in the Corny's Family Restaurant parking lot in their minivan]
Greg: [stepping out] Do we have to come to Corny's? This place is for babies.
Rodrick: Then you fit right in, Greggy.
Susan: It's not a place for babies, it's a place for family-style dining, right, Frank?
Frank: That's right. And the buffet's all-you-can-eat, so take advantage.
Rowley: [excitedly] Thanks for inviting me, Mr. and Mrs. Heffley. I hear their ball pit is super deep!
Manny: I'm texting.
Susan: Oh, no. No devices on this trip.
Greg: What do you mean?
Susan: This is an unplugged road trip. No phones, no iPads, no Internet.
Rodrick: What?!
Susan: Just family time. The only connection we're gonna do, is with each other. Everyone, hand over your devices.
Greg: You tricked us!
Rodrick: This is totally not cool.
Greg: Kids at school get way more screen time than I do!
Rodrick: I'm not giving up my phone. Pfft!
Greg: Yeah! If he's not givin' up his phone, I'm not givin' up mine.
Rodrick: If he's not giving up, I'm not giving mine up. Who do you think you are, bossing us around?
Greg: You want me to read. I'm reading text! What's the difference?
Rodrick: You're the worst mom ever!
Greg: Yeah!
Rowley: I got us a microwave pizza. [He types the security code on a mini-safe]
Frank: Rodrick, that's a mini-safe.
Rodrick: [shakes the mini-safe door] And they disguised it as a microwave.
Susan: You fixed the GPS to drive here. You tricked us, and now we're gonna be late to Meemaw's birthday.
Frank: I don't even think we're gonna make it in time.
Greg: [frees himself from his mother's grip; infuriated] You embarrassed me in front of everyone, Mom! Now I'm gonna be known as Diaper Hands forever!
Susan: It'll blow over. You know what won't? You lying to me. I just wanted to have a nice family trip where we all spent time together. But you don't care about that.
Greg: Well, you don't care about the things I love, either! If you did, I wouldn't have had to sneak away to get to this place!
Susan: I give up. Take my phone. Play games. Enjoy yourself. I'm done fighting.
Greg: You want one?
[He feeds a cheesy puff to a seagull]
Susan: Oh, Greg, I wouldn't encourage them.
Greg: There's only one.
[A flock of seagulls fly into the car and attack the Heffleys]

Taglines

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  • A Wimp Will Rise

Cast

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