Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days (film)
2012 film by David Bowers
- I feel like a gangster right now!
- [Plainview Municipal Pool; The Heffley family in their cartoon drawings walk through the parking lot]
- Greg: I can't believe it's so crowded here. School isn't even out yet. Maybe we should come back.
- Rodrick: How about never? Does "never" sound good?
- Susan: [carrying Manny] Boys, a family swim is a great way to kick off the summer.
- Frank: Let's not forget, opening day is free!
- Greg: Wait a minute, this isn't camping.
- Frank: Stan, you're a phoney, you're a fake!
- Rowley: I've never actually played tennis before...
- Greg: We've played Ultimate Tennis on the Wii. It's basically the same thing.
- Rodrick: Loaded diaper, activate.
- Frank: A man who never made mistakes never made anything.
- Frank: You got a job!
- Greg: Are you mad?
- Frank: Not mad... just disappointed.
- Rowley: In case we don't make it, there's something I have to tell you. One time I went to the bathroom and I didn't wash my hands.
- Greg: One time, I used your toothbrush to get dog poop off my shoe.
- Rowley: What?!
- Greg:: When did you get a tattoo!?
- Rodrick: There's a lot of things you don't know about me, Greggy.
- Rodrick: [on microphone to the crowd] This song goes to a very, special little lady. Heather Hills, this one's for you. [takes off his jacket and throws it in the air]
- Heather: Why aren't they wearing tuxes? They are supposed to be wearing tuxes!
- Heather: [lividly] No. NO! [furiously picks up a microphone stand and starts walking towards Rodrick] I am going TO KILL YOU!!!
- [Rodrick screams and ducks as Heather swings the microphone stand hitting a chocolate fountain, getting splatted in chocolate]
- Zachary Gordon as Greg Heffley
- Devon Bostick as Rodrick Heffley
- Robert Capron as Rowley Jefferson
- Rachael Harris as Susan Heffley
- Steve Zahn as Frank Heffley
- Connor and Owen Fielding as Manny Heffley
- Peyton List as Holly Hills
- Melissa Roxburgh as Heather Hills
- Karan Brar as Chirag Gupta
- Grayson Russell as Fregley
- Alf Humphreys as Mr. Jefferson
- Bronwen Smith as Mrs. Jefferson
- Oliver the Dog as Sweetie Heffley
- Phil Hayes as Stan Warren
- Jeff Kinney as Mr. Hills