- Norman: Do you know what smoking does to you? It stunts your growth, it yellows your teeth and blackens your lungs. Is that what you want? To be a yellow-toothed midget with lung cancer?
- Kevin: I'm keeping my options open.
- Jake: You arrested a waiter?
- Norman: Jake, he was rude.
- Jake: Norman, you can't arrest people for being rude. If you could, all of New York City would be on Death Row.
- Jake: Don't ever throw a cat on me again.