Chris Pontius
American stuntman and actor
Chris Pontius (born Christopher Andrew Pontius on July 16, 1974) is an American television personality and stunt performer. He is a member of Jackass and, with Steve-O, co-host of Wildboyz.
Quotes
edit- That was intense. REALLY intense. Well, not really intense. But pretty intense.
- Today's debate: Is it wrong to be strong? You be the judge.
- Water-based lube: Friend or Foe?
- With a simple shave of the razor Steve-O easily disguises himself in fooling the whale shark in thinking he's a harmless young boy.
- Some people just don't know how to party.
- Hi I'm Bunny the Lifeguard and if any of these alligators try to ruin our swimming, I'm gonna wrestle 'em to the ground and probably have my way with them.
- Wait a minute. I already know my fortune, it's partying!
- I guess I don't have any last words. I'm just gonna kill myself once I lose my wiener.
- I'm gonna be so bummed when they announce my sexually transmitted diseases.
- [Spermathon- Jackass Episodes]
- You look cool, Steve-0.
- [Butt Piercing- Jackass Episodes]
- For one thing, God didn't invent the circumcision, I did.
- Satan vs. God- Jackass Episodes]
- I gotta get in term with my sexuality, I gotta know what I'm all about.
- [Spermathon- Jackass Episodes]
- Pedal faster! Come on, there are crocodiles in this water and I hear they'll eat anything - even plastic!
- [Prostitute Boatrace- Jackass Episodes]
- They say Poland is the Mexico of Europe. I don't know what that means, but I like it.
- [Gumball 3000- Jackass Episodes]
- There's a very good chance we could be riding each other to Russia.
- [Gumball 3000- Jackass Episodes]
- Hi, I'm bunny the life guard and if there's any life-saving to do I'm the man to do it
- [The Loop- Jackass Episodes]
- When he's asleep, I wish he was awake, when he is
awake, I wished that he is asleep
- [Gumball 3000- Jackass Episodes]
- Russian police. Stern, stern but fair
- [Gumball 3000- Jackass Episodes]
- Latvia gangsters. cool. I want to join them.
- [Gumball 3000- Jackass Episodes]
- I gotta come to term with my sexuality. I gotta know what I'm all about.
- [Spermathon- Jackass Episodes]
- My job on this show is to be naked, not kill myself."
- [Tandem biking- Jackass Episodes]
- Baby's cold.
- [Rugby- Jackass Episodes]
- Fire doesn't burn if you're already dead!"
- [Satan vs. God- Jackass Episodes]
- From my experiments with sexiness, seems like a lot of people are afraid at first, and fear usually equals violence. But eventually I'll win their hearts and instead of fighting they'll want to make love to me.
- [Directions- Jackass Episodes]
- Sir, could I trouble you for a kiss?
- [Renaissance Fair- Jackass Episodes]
- You're not even Mexican!
- [Mexican snowboarding- Jackass Episodes]
- That guy right there is the best damn roller skater ever. Maybe even in the whole town.
- [Roller jump- Jackass Episodes]
- I'm not into bestiality, but that's a good-looking animal.
- [Alligatoramma- Jackass Episodes]
- That's not Christian!
- [Satan vs. God- Jackass Episodes]
- Steve-O, I don't like the man... he lost!
- [Stilt boxing- Jackass Episodes]
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