Channel Chasers

2003 eighteenth episode of Season 4 of The Fairly OddParents directed by Butch Hartman

Channel Chasers is the eighteenth episode of Season 4 of The Fairly OddParents. It was the second Fairly OddParents television film. Alec Baldwin was a featured guest star in the voice role of Adult Timmy.


Mrs. Turner: Our son ran away because we didn't believe him about Vicky being an evil babysitter!
Doug Dimmadome: What, didn't you hear that Chip Skylark song "Icky Vicky"? What did you think that song was about, pumpkins?
Mr. Turner: Yes.

Timmy: [after discovering the real reason of what happens when kids grow up and lose their fairies] What? You mean, when I get older, I lose you guys forever? And I forget I ever had you? What else could go wrong?!
[Vicky knocks on Timmy's door as Cosmo and Wanda poof back into their fishbowl. Vicky destroys Timmy's barricaded door with a flamethrower and an enraged Mr. and Mrs. Turner begin to punish Timmy for his disobedience as Vicky does an evil laugh. They see Timmy with a rocket launcher he got from the television and the TV being turned on at the time.]
Timmy: Uh, this isn't what it looks like?
[Timmy accidentally fires the rocket launcher as the rocket launcher blasts the roof off the house and falls it on the Masked Man, who is standing on the tree.]
Masked Man (Future Timmy): AAH!
[The Turner house is completely destroyed and Mr. Turner's Boss arrives to give Mr. Turner the cleanest house award.]
Mr. Turner's Boss: Turner, I decided to give you a second chance and... [sees the trash Turner house] Good Heavens! [to Sheldon] Dinkleberg, catch this nicest house plaque and the raise that goes with it! [tosses Sheldon the award and money]
Sheldon: [happily] Sweet! Fetch, Dinkledog!
[Mr. Turner's Boss leaves and Mr. Turner becomes extremely angry as he pulls his hair out very hard after realizing that he can no longer take Sheldon winning all of the awards and money that should've been awarded to him.]
Mr. Turner: GRRRAAAH!
[Mrs. Turner takes away Timmy's magic remote as she believes that Timmy had defied her and gives it to Vicky.]
Mrs. Turner: Here, Vicky. Take this. We're going to have a word with our irresponsible son.
Vicky: Have a nice violent talk. [to Timmy] I'll see you tommorrow. [laughs wickedly and begins to leave]
Timmy: HEY, WAIT! That's my remote! [tries to stop Vicky, but an infuriated Mr. Turner catches him in the head and furiously yells at Timmy for his disobedience and his destructive behavior.]
Mr. Turner: [extremely angry] Which you deliberately used to disobey us, and then you busted the house and wrote that lie on the wall! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! [drops Timmy to the floor]
Timmy: [tries to prove his innocence by explaining to his parents that Vicky is the true culprit] But it's not my fault! It's Vicky's! She's evil! She's always being mean to me and always getting me into trouble!
[Mr. and Mrs. Turner still refused to listen to Timmy about Vicky.]
Mrs. Turner: [sternly] Oh? Did she turn on your TV? Did she give you this bazooka?!
[Cut to Mr. Turner with the rocket launcher, trying to fire it at Sheldon's house.]
Mr. Turner: Which I can't fire at the Dinkleberg's house because it's out of ammo?!
Timmy: Well, no.
Mr. Turner: [angrily] Then why should we believe anything you say?
[Timmy becomes guilty and depressed as Mr. and Mrs. Turner refuse to believe their son again as they leave to go get more ammo for the rocket launcher.]
Mr. Turner: When I get back from the ammo store, YOU ARE IN A LOT OF TROUBLE, YOUNG MAN! [leaves]
Vicky: Wow, I've never seen you so miserable. I should take another picture.
[Vicky takes a picture of Timmy being miserable and gives it to Timmy.]
Vicky: One for you. [puts a Bo Peep costume on Timmy] And one for the internet. [takes another picture of him and leaves]
Timmy: [furious about his parents not believing him about Vicky again] They didn't believe me about Vicky AGAIN! [rips up the Bo Peep costume] I AM SO SICK OF IT!
[Cosmo and Wanda poof out of the fishbowl]
Wamda: Aw, Timmy. They're just trying to raise you to be a mature responsible adult. Everybody has to grow up sometime.
Timmy: [sees the characters that he watches on TV as they have stayed the same age forever] Not The Futurellis! Not Heavy Hal! Not Johnny Hunt! They've all been the same age forever, and if I was a kid forever, I'd never have to lose you guys!
Wanda: [shocked] Oh, I don't like where this is going.
Cosmo: Neither do the puppets.
Timmy: I do. It's going into television. Where nobody grows up, ever! I wish I had another magic remote. [Cosmo poofs up another magic remote for Timmy to replace the one that was taken away by his parents and given to Vicky] I'm running away and I'm running away into television!
[The Masked Man regains consciousness as he emerges out of the roof of the Turner house.]
Masked Man (Future Timmy): How long I've been out? [sees Timmy with the magic remote] The remote, there's still time.
Timmy: [writes a note to his parents] Don't ever bother looking for me, because you'll never ever, ever find me.
Cosmo: EVUR! What? It helps with the drama.
[Timmy places the note on top of the TV and activates the magic remote.]
Timmy: Goodbye...FOREVER!
[Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda magically teleport to the TV Universe, but the Masked Man stops him.]
Masked Man (Future Timmy): Stop, wait!
[The Masked Man realizes that he has no choice, but to follow Timmy into the TV Universe and he dives into the TV just before the magic dissipates. Just then, Mr. and Mrs. Turner are back with ammo as they enter Timmy's destroyed bedroom.]
Mr. Turner: Well, we've got the ammo.
[Mr. and Mrs. Turner gasp as they discover that Timmy is gone and discover the note.]
Mrs. Turner: Goodbye Forevur. He's gone!
[Mrs. Turner starts to cry, but Mr. Turner pushes her away and discover the misspell.]
Mr. Turner: And he misspelled ever! Oh, but he can spell Dinkleberg just fine.
[Mr. Turner crumbles the note and becomes angry about his son's disappearance.]

Mr. Crocker: [coming out of the psychiatric ward] At last, I'm cured! No more fairies! For the first time in my life, I'm able to focus on other things! I've figured out cold fusion! There's no limit to the good I can do for humanity! [Timmy's wish that no one remember anything from the last few days takes affect on him] What the heck is this junk? Was I about to help people? This can only be the work of... FAIRIES! [laughs madly and runs back inside the hospital]

Young Timmy Turner: Older? What happens when I get older?
Cosmo: Ah, Timmy. It's time for a little talk about something we fairies like to call, "The Wands and the Wings." [gets out a pink sock puppet and a green one] You see, when a mommy fairy and a daddy fairy love each other very much...
Wanda: Cosmo, no! That's the wrong speech!

[Mr. and Mrs. Turner furiously yell at Timmy for his reckless behavior after having their jobs ruined by Timmy]
Both: You could've killed yourself!
Timmy: Maho Mushi, Maho Mushi, Maho Mushi, Maho Mushi, Maho Mushi, Maho Mushi!
[Mr. and Mrs. Turner discover that the violence Timmy imitated were all from that show.]
Mr. Turner: Eww! Is this what you were imitating?
[Mrs. Turner changes the channel to a better show.]
TV Announcer: It's Dictator Week on the Biographical Channel. Channel 298 on Dimmidelphia Cable. See if you have what it takes to be a dictator.
Timmy [pushes his parents away and changes the channel back to Maho Mushi] Ah! Must watch, Maho Mushi!
Mrs. Turner: Honestly, Timmy. Someday you're going to have to grow up. You're not a baby anymore you know.
Mr. Turner: You dented a 747, destroyed Mr. Joel's glass house and worse, Dinkleberg won my plaque.
[Mr. Turner sees Sheldon celebrating with his dog]
Sheldon Fetch Dinkledog. Hi Turner. Better luck, next month.
Mr. Turner: [angry] Errr! Dinkleberg!
[Timmy mimics the character poses from the show and Mrs. Turner realizes that there is only one thing to do to prevent Timmy from watching that show as she turns the TV off]
Timmy: [shocked] HEY, I was watching that!
[Mr. and Mrs. Turner begin to ground Timmy and take away his TV privileges]
Mrs. Turner: [sternly] Timmy, if we can't trust you not to imitate television, maybe you can't be trusted to even watch television.
Mr. Turner: [angrily] You're grounded, mister! And that means no TV either!
Timmy: [angry] WHAT! You can't do that to me!
[Mr. and Mrs. Turner use another way to prevent Timmy from watching TV]
Mr. Turner: Ha! Not without help!
[Mrs. Turner opens the door to let Vicky come in]
Mrs. Turner: That's we had Vicky come over to make sure you don't watch television while we go out.
[Vicky hisses and Timmy becomes shocked]
Mr. Turner: Yeah, because we're not grounded!
Vicky: Hi Mr. and Mrs. Turner and don't worry. The only thing Timmy's gonna watch while I'm here is his mouth.
[Vicky places her sleeping bag and the smiley sticker peels off revealing a skull]
Timmy: [begging his parents not to leave] NO! Don't leave me with her. She's evil!
[Mr. and Mrs. Turner become surprised]
Both: Evil?
Vicky: Uhhh... Uh, that's silly! [brings out a model of a glass house and a "Best Dad" plaque to Mr. and Mrs. Turner] Um, Would an evil person bring gifts?
Mrs. Turner: Wow! A glass house that reminds me of how furious I am at Timmy!
Mr. Turner: Hmmm! And this plaque is twice as good as Dinkleberg's, I should go gloat! Bye!
[Mr. and Mrs. Turner leave and Vicky begins to chase Timmy with two flame throwers]
Vicky: Now then, did somebody say evil?
Timmy: Ahh!!

[Timmy heads to his room and quickly barricades his door to prevent Vicky from coming in.]
Timmy: Phew! [walks to the fishbowl and starts to speak sarcastically] Aw, gee! Mom and Dad have grounded me from watching TV! Whatever is a boy with fairies to do?
[Cosmo and Wanda poof Timmy a television and a remote so Timmy can continue to watch more Maho Mushi, but they stop Timmy from disobeying his parents.]
Cosmo: Uh, Timmy, your parents said no TV, and they left Vicky here to make sure don't watch it! [poofs an image of Vicky on the front of the TV]
Timmy: So? They didn't listen to me about Vicky, why should I listen to them about anything? [pulls the image of Vicky away]
Wanda: [turns the TV off] Because they're your parents and you have to start listening to them. They only want what's best for you, and we're not always going to be around, you know.
Timmy: You're right, Wanda. [Cosmo and Wanda begin to smile, but Timmy has a better idea.] You're going to stay right here and make sure Vicky doesn't see what I'm doing while I wish for a magic remote that let's me go in TV, that way technically I'm not disobeying them.
Wanda: [sarcastic] Oh, nice loophole. Who do you think you are, Fairy Mason?
[Wanda poofs a magic remote and Timmy grabs it.]
Cosmo: Uh you know, there are easier ways to get on TV. Have you considered a slow-speed chase?
Timmy: Let's get televised!
[Timmy activates the magic remote as teleports into television.]
Wanda: I've got a bad feeling about this.
Cosmo: [eating popcorn] Quiet! I'm watching Timmy!
[Timmy finds himself in the TV Universe.]
Timmy: Cool! I'm in the TV universe! So many choices, I don't know where to start! But since this thing has a Channel up and Channel down button, I guess we'll start at Channel 1! [presses a button and goes into Channel 1]

[Mrs. Turner hears a phone call from Vicky as she picks up her cell phone]
Mrs. Turner: Hello? [becomes shocked] Timmy did WHAT?!
[Vicky can now tell Mr and Mrs. Turner that Timmy has watched television as she turns the TV on]
Vicky: Turned on your TV as soon as you left. [starts to lie to Mr. and Mrs. Turner by saying that Timmy destroyed their house] Oh, but that's not all, he broke your vase, [knocks the vase off] precious family portrait, [throws a portrait of the Turner family in the paper shredder] torched your piano, [burns the piano with a flame thrower] and wrote "My parents stink!" and "Dinkleberg Rulez!" on your living room walls! [uses spray paint to write the insults on the walls] Hello, can you hear me? Hello?
[Mr. and Mrs. Turner become extremely angry as the erupt in a nuclear explosion, blowing the roof off of Sheldon's house as they believed that Timmy did it]
Both: [enraged] TIMMY!!!!
[the roof of Sheldon's house falls flat]
Vicky: That twerp is going to be in so much trouble, I should get my camera. [laughs wickedly]

[Mr. and Mrs. Turner entered the parking lot of the Dimmadelphia Cafe]
Mrs. Turner: [looks at watch] It's 6:45. Where's Deep Toot? [Mr. Turner giggles about the name and Mrs. Turner becomes worried of her husband. Deep Toot arrives and Mr. and Mrs. Turner get out of the car] Are you Deep Toot? [Mr. Turner continues to giggle]
Deep Toot (Tootie): Yes I am. Your babysitter, Vicky. [slides the photo book containing the evidence that Vicky has done] She's meaner than you know. [Mrs. Turner picks up the book] The vase, the picture, the piano. Vicky ruined them all and blamed Timmy.
Mr. Turner: Hey, she's key scratching "Vicky was here" on my car. I punished Timmy for key scratching "Vicky was here" on my car. Why would she do that?
Deep Toot (Tootie): Some say it's to make parents say kids are horrible. They hire her more often.
Mr. Turner: [shocked] Leaping leg-holes. She's using my underwear to clog the toilet.
Mrs. Turner: And I punished Timmy for that, by making him eat chocolate. Which in retrospect is it a very good punishment after all.
Mr. Turner: Unless it's that reindeer chocolate.
Deep Toot (Tootie): Some say, me I think because she is evil. I think she's icky, icky with a V.
[Mr. and Mrs. Turner have discovered that Timmy was right about Vicky all along]
Mr. Turner: Wait a minute, Chip Skylark's hit song "Icky Vicky" suddenly makes sense!
Mrs. Turner: [shocked] Oh my gosh! Timmy was right. Vicky is terrible. Oh, Deep Toot, how can we ever thank- [discovers that she is gone]
[Mr. and Mrs. Turner have discovered their huge mistake of not listening to Timmy about Vicky]
Mr. Turner: She's gone!
Mrs. Turner: We should've listened to Timmy!
Mr. Turner: You have to tell him your sorry and wherever he is, wherever he's hiding, we know one thing for sure.
Both: He's watching television!
[Mr. and Mrs. Turner get back in the car as Mr. Turner continues to giggle]
Mr. Turner: Deep Toot. [laughs] Oh, man. Oh, that kills me! Who was that girl, anyway?
Mrs. Turner: I don't know, but she left this. [brings out the note that Deep Toot left before she disappeared] "I am not Vicky's sister."
Both: Hmmm...

Mrs. Turner: Uh, hello?
Timmy: Huh? Mom? Dad? [turns around and sees the message of his parents apologizing to Timmy for not believing him about Vicky]
Mr. Turner: We are desperately trying to reach our only son, Timmy.
Mrs. Turner: Timmy. We're sorry we didn't believe you. We were wrong!
Mr. Turner: You had every right to be angry with your mother, but please! We just want you to come home because...
[His voice echoes and the message is broadcast towards every channel in the TV Universe]
Both: We love you!
Mr. Turner: But I love you more!
[The Turners leave the Studio]
Mr. Dimmadome: But he did ruin my chances of moving the Ballhogs to Alaska, and I already bought them blubber nuggets. But they were chewy.
Mr. Turner: Do you think he heard the message?
Timmy: You bet I did!
Mr. and Mrs. Turner: Timmy!
[Timmy hugs his parents as they reconcile]
Mr. Turner: [happily] Neat! Our son has forgiven you and our family is back together!
Mrs. Turner: Oh! How can we ever thank you?
Mr. Dimmadome: By getting the heck out of my office! That kid's nothing but trouble!
[Security takes the Turners away from Dimmadelphia Cable]
Mr. Dimmadome: But then again, he did teach me the greatest love of all is inside of me.

[In the "Strawberry Shortcake" parody, "Paula Poundcake"]
Paula Poundcake: [introducing herself to the Masked Man] Hi, I'm Paula Poundcake, and this is Pup Tart.
[Pup-Tart pops out of the toaster as Paula bites off his nose and eats it as Pup-Tart barks in pain]
Donnie Donut: [introducing himself] And I'm Donnie Donut; and even though I'm a boy, I still think this place is swell!
[The characters run around the Masked Man.]
Paula Poundcake characters: [together] Our icing is niceing!
Paula Poundcake: [to the Masked Man] Are you made of licorice?
[Paula attempts to take a bite of The Masked Man's arm, but The Masked Man swipes his arm away before she can even take a bite of it]
Masked Man (Future Timmy): [runs over and grabs a rather large candy cane using it as a weapon] Get back, you frosted freaks! Back!
Paula Poundcake characters: Oooooohh!

[In the "Speed Racer" parody, "Go Go Racer"]
Pop: [angrily] How could you race in this race? You're too young to race in this very dangerous race. You could have gotten yourself killed. You need to grow up. Ooo, ah, ooo!
Timmy: [sighs] If I wanted to get screamed at by an adult, I could've stayed at home.

[In the "Batman: The Animated Series" parody, "Blackbird and Sparrow"]
Blackbird: [sees his lair completely destroyed] My stuff! CURSE YOU QUIZZLER!

[In the "Blue's Clues" parody, "Clint's Hints"]
Jeff: [to the audience; as he does a cartwheel into the scene] Hi, kids! I'm Jeff! [runs closer to the camera] Ignore the shaving cut and the five o'clock shadow. I'm really a kid, just like you. Hey, let's go find some hints! [runs backwards away from the camera] Some Clint's Hints! Come on!
[Jeff runs off screen to his right]

[In "The Simpsons" parody, "The Feldmans"]
Timmy: Nice moves!
Future Timmy: Thanks. I learned those at your age.

[Cast becomes Sesame Street-type puppets]
Vicky: Today's show has been brought to you by the letter "V". [laughs as she carries the V with her, and jumps into fake TV]
[Cosmo and Wanda and the Timmies appear]
Timmy: This way! Quick!
[The Timmies walk off, leaving Cosmo and Wanda]
Cosmo: I've never felt more alive! Get it? Felt! FELT!
[Everyone starts jumping into the TV]

Future Timmy: [about to fade back into the future] It's up to you. You can stop Vicky in "Mahomushi". You can... change the future.
Timmy: But if I do, you won't exist!
Future Timmy: Sure I will, and I'll exist in a future worth getting into. You can do it, Timmy. You're a great kid. I know. [fades away]
Timmy: No, come back! Please! Please! [growls and then screams] Every time the same old thing. Every time, Vicky ruins it! And I'm not gonna let her ruin anything else!

[Mr. and Mrs. Turner angrily confront and scold Vicky after finally figuring out she's evil]
Mr. Turner: So, Vicky, what do you have to say for yourself?
Mrs. Turner: In the face of this overwhelming evidence that you are and always have been an evil, lying, troublemaking shrew!
Vicky: [in tears] I'm-I'm sorry! I blame television!
Mr. Turner: [sternly] Nice try! What do you take us for, idiots?
Vicky: [uneasy] Yes...?
Mrs. Turner: [angrily] Vicky, you're fired!
[Vicky becomes shocked and Timmy becomes happy about this.]
Mr. Turner: Those gleeful fish are right to cheer! You should've been kinder to Timmy!
Mrs. Turner: You should've been less violent to Timmy!
Timmy: And I've seen enough. [holds out his magic remote to pause everything] pause!

[Last lines, imitating Porky Pig]
Cosmo: Well... Th-th-th, Th-th-th, Th-th-th, Th-th-th, Th-th-th, Th-th-th...
Wanda: Cosmo, what's the matter with you?
Cosmo: Nothing. It's just really cold in here.


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