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The Jimmy Timmy Power Hour Specials

2004 Nickelodeon television special directed by Butch Hartman

The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius and The Fairly OddParents crossover specials

Jimmy Timmy Power Hour (2004)

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Jimmy: Hey! W-who the heck are you?! (Close-up of Timmy.)
Timmy: (singing crazily) I'm loopy! I'm loopy! (Bangs head with Poofer)
Jimmy: What are you doing?! That thing's dangerous!
Jimmy: Listen closely, beaver boy, try to follow what I'm saying. Everything in this lab is mine: this helmet, the shrink ray… [puts them into his hyper cube; takes the Poofer, mistaking it for a mini-laser] even this mini-laser.
Timmy: Oh, yeah? Well… [accidentally slips on the mini-laser and falls into the hypercube]
Jimmy: Ha! Serves you right. [looks at the Poofer] Hey, wait a minute. This isn't my mini-laser. [accidentally poofs himself out of his lab]
Cindy: I'm telling you. Susan B. Anthony could totally kick Madame Curie's butt.
Libby: Not if she was tag-teamed with Harriet Tubman.
Timmy: [flying out of control on Jimmy's rocket board] INCOMING!!! [crashes into the girls] That could have gone better.
Cindy: Neutron, you dolt! Why don't you look where you're flying?!
Libby: Hey! That's not Neutron-- the head's too small.
Cindy: And that overbite could crack open a sea turtle.
Timmy: Hey!
Cindy: Let me guess, you must be one of Neutron's online, 3-D chess club pals. Gr-eat, just what this town needs-- another big-brained chess geek.
Timmy: Look, I said I was sorry!
Cindy: Too late, Pawn-to-king-duh!
Timmy: It wasn't my fault. The controls are very complicated.
Cindy: Maybe to a hamster. Looks like all you have to do is press the studs.
Jimmy: [looking at his 2D appearance after he's transported into Timmy's universe] Pukin' plutonium! My hands. [looks at his 4-fingered hands] My arms. [bends his left arm] My depth! [falls flat on the ground and stands back up] It's gone! [looks around in Timmy's room] Where am I? That bucktooth kid must've used this to teleport me out of my own lab! I've got get back to Goddard! If I'm not there to monitor his tune-up, the atomic transmutation could run wild! There's got to be some sort of instruction manual to this teleportation pen in here.
Cosmo: Oh, no, that kid isn't Timmy. His swirly, fudgey hair is way too perfect.
Wanda: Worse, if he finds out that we're Timmy's fairies, we'll have to go away forever.
Jimmy: What are you?
Cosmo: I'm Cosmo!
Wanda: And I'm Wanda.
Both: And we're... um...
Jimmy: Holograms, of course. [touches Wanda's feet]
Cosmo: Hey, hands off the wife!
Timmy: Hey, it's that kid!
Cindy: It's Neutron!
[Sheen and Carl realize Timmy is not Jimmy in disguise]
Sheen: But I thought that...
Carl: Then you're not...
Sheen: EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE!!!!!
Mr. Crocker:: Got you!, say good-bye, Timmy Turner.
Jimmy:: How many times do I have to tell you?, I'm not Timmy Turner!
[His head pops up at the end of a spring, revealing itself as a decoy, the trailer's curtains open, revealing Cosmo and Wanda operating the robot the whole time]
Wanda: Technically, he's not even Jimmy Neutron.
Cosmo: Pay no attention to the fairies operating the fudgehead suit.
Jimmy: Jimmy Neutron, boy genius.
Timmy: Timmy Turner... (pauses) Boy!
[Jimmy transports Goddard to the Dimmsdale Science Fair to be Timmy's project]
Principal Waxelplax: [elated] Timmy, what an astounding project! You get an A and first prize! You're clearly smarter than AJ or his clones.
Timmy: Thanks, boy genius.
Jimmy: Ah, don't mention it, average kid who no one understands.

Jimmy Timmy Power Hour 2: When Nerds Collide! (2006)

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Anti-Cosmo: (grunts) I shall return, my dim beloved. This I swear!
Jorgen: (laughs) Dream on! I will buff up my security system! I will take away your ability to be invisible on Earth! And I will make this prison impregnable to anyone in Fairy World. Or Dimmsdale! Or this universe!
Anti-Cosmo: "This universe"? Hmmm... Could this mean there are other universes? (to camera) Oh, splendid! I smell a loophole! I smell a loophole! Ha ha ha!
[Timmy and his fairies have poofed into Retroville]
Timmy: We made it! We're in Retroville!
Wanda: [uncomfortably at her 3D appearance] Oh, dear. This universe makes my hips look fat.
Cosmo: What universe doesn't?
Timmy: [seeing Jimmy, Carl, and Sheen coming by] It's Neutron! Disguise yourselves!
[Cosmo and Wanda shrink down to Timmy's wrist and poof into a wrist watch like Jimmy's before Jimmy and his friends see him]
Jimmy: [surprised] Timmy? Timmy Turner? How did you get back into our dimension?
Timmy: Hey, I bet you guys know where Cindy lives.
Jimmy: Cindy? W-W...What do you want with Cindy?
Timmy: Oh, I'm here to ask her to my Friday the 13th Dance tonight.
Jimmy: [slightly offended] Your Friday the 13th Dance?
Carl: [pushes Jimmy aside] We can show you.
Sheen: But only if you promise to get us there in an unsafe and irresponsible fashion.
Professor Calamitous: Well, back to the resumes. Finding a good collaborator is my only chance of defeating Neutron. (reading a resume) "Can also do light housework." Hmm.
Cosmo: Um, can I just say one thing?
Timmy: Sure.
Cosmo: MOUNTAIN!!!
Jimmy: Done. Now, if you'll excuse me, it's time to save Cindy from the horrors of a dumb dance date!
Libby: Yo, I told you I'm coming too. Cindy's my girl.
Sheen: And we have no lives, so count us in!
[Jimmy, Carl, Sheen, and Libby emerge from the portal and arrive in Dimmsdale]
Sheen: [looking at his 2D appearance] Whoa! [to the others] Look at me! I'm totally flat! [to Libby] And you, my dear.
Libby: Don't even go there.
Carl: So, where do you think Timmy and Cindy are, Jimmy?
Jimmy: Don't know, we'll have to split up. But be careful, this Turner's a wily one.
Timmy: [to Carl, Sheen, and Libby] Do you mind? You guys are totally cramping my style which I now have in my own universe with this one girl!
Libby: Yeah, well, that one girl is my best friend, and I ain't going anywhere until I know she's happy.
Sheen: And Libby is my girl and I'm not going anywhere until she's happy! Or unless Ultra-Lord is involved in some way, shape or form.
Carl: And I just want to see what llamas look like in this universe.
Timmy: Look, what if I gave you guys my pink and green fair... uh, reality-bending computer programs to play with?
Sheen: I don't... Okay.
Carl: Works for me!
Libby: Alright. But if Neutron was right and you break Cindy's heart, [grabs Timmy by his shirt collar; firmly] reality isn't all that's gonna get bent around here. Get it?
Timmy: Got it.
Jimmy: [finds his hyper cube with Calamitous' To-Do List] My hypercube? "To-Do List. 1) Travel to parallel universe. 2) Capture Big Tooth's flying helpers. 3) Destroy Neutron." So, he's after Turner's computer programs.
Jorgen: At last! Complete and total lockdown! The ultimate defense against fairies, anti-fairies and even the occasional gnome! Nothing of this universe can get in or out!
Professor Calamitous: Hello, my good man!
Jorgen: Oh, hello. (beat) HEY!
Cindy: Timmy, you said there was nothing to worry about.
Timmy: [hesitantly] Who's worried? I'm not worried. Do I look worried? [twitches his eye]
Jimmy: [grabs Timmy by the collar with both hands] You should be! The sky is filling with your evil computer programs!
Timmy: Mine?!
Jimmy: Yes, yours!
Timmy: Libby, you gotta wish Cosmo and Wanda back to me.
Jimmy: Why you?! I'm the genius here.
Timmy: Look, brain boy, they're my programs and I know how to make them work! [to Cindy] Listen, Cindy, I know some of this is my fault, even though most of it is Neutron's, but all I ever wanted was to take you to the dance.
Libby: These boys are still fighting over you?
Cindy: [giggles] Oh, are they? I hadn't noticed. Go ahead. Give Timmy his programs back.
Libby: I wish... Timmy... had Cosmo and Wanda back!
Timmy: I wish that every wish that Carl, Sheen, and Libby made didn't happen, and were all back to their normal selves.
Timmy: Welcome to my other lab!
Jimmy: This isn't your lab!
Timmy: Yes, it is!
Jimmy: Then why are their pictures of your teacher everywhere? Hmm? Hmmm?
Timmy: Because... I love to learn?
Sheen: Does that explain that picture of you with a dart in it? And that sign that says, "I hate Timmy"?
Timmy: Uh, I have low self-esteem?
Sheen: Me, too!
Libby: Ow!
Sheen: I just remembered: I don't have low self-esteem, I have low blood sugar!
Professor Calamitous: Sorry, girly, I can't have you avenging your boyfriends' demises. You're coming with me to Retroville!
Cindy: (screams)
Libby: Cindy!
Carl: Jimmy!
Sheen: Small-headed Timmy!
Cosmo: Milton Bimowitz! (defensive) What? He's the king of vaudeville! And he plays the spoons. Can you play the spoons?
Cindy: (gasps) Jimmy, Timmy! You're alive!
Jimmy: Cindy? You're a fish?
Timmy: I can't dance with a fish! I mean, that fiend!
Timmy: I need you to create the craziest, most illogic magic you can, enough to make Jorgen furious!
Wanda:: I don't know, sweetie. I'm just not much of a loose cannon.
Cosmo: I am! (pondering) But where will we find someone as dangerously off-kilter as me?...
Sheen: Dance, Tito! Dance!
Jimmy: Time's up, Turner! I want my date back!
Timmy: Wait your turn, Baron von Boring! She's my date too!
Jimmy: But it is my turn!
Timmy: Is not!
Jimmy: Is too!
Timmy: Is not!
Jimmy: Mine!
Cindy: Boys, boys! Please! This fighting over me has got to stop.

Jimmy Timmy Power Hour 3: The Jerkinators! (2006)

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Jimmy: Hold it right there, Eustace!
Eustace: James, dear boy! So good to see you again! You remember my Tripod ship… and the FEAR IT CREATES?!
Jimmy: I'm not afraid of your stupid ship!
Eustace: Oh? Well, how about now?! [presses a button, freezing Jimmy's Robo-Walker controls]
Jimmy: My controls are frozen!
Eustace: Raise Goop Launcher!
Wanda: Oh, no! Jimmy's in trouble! Timmy, do something!
Timmy: I wish Neutron's controls worked again!
[Cosmo and Wanda unfreeze the controls]
Jimmy: Thanks, Turner! Okay, Eustace… let's dance!
Jimmy: Okay, Timmy… just like we planned!
Timmy: Right! I wish the tripod ship was stuck in quicksand!
[Cosmo and Wanda poof up a quicksand under Eustace's tripod and it's legs sink quickly]
Jimmy: Setting phasers to butt whup!
[After Jimmy and Timmy defeat Eustace Strych as he's going to jail]
Timmy: Wow, that was awesome! I can't believe you used science to transmute his gasoline into sugar water, deactivate his missiles, and give him chicken pox!
Jimmy: And I can't believe you used Cosmo and Wanda to fill his cockpit with bees, turn his assistant into a pig, and fill his shorts with hot fudge!
Eustace: I CAN STILL FEEL THE BURNS!
Jimmy: [as the police car drives away] That was almost too easy.
A.J.: Well, good-bye, 21st century, with your wars, pestilence, and frozen espresso drinks. [lies down in the freezing chamber] When I wake, all of those horrible things will be a distant memory.
[A.J. falls asleep. Suddenly, Chester opens the chamber not even a few seconds later]
Chester: A.J., wake up! Timmy has a new friend!
A.J.: Wow! I'm in the future already?! And you're here, too?!
Chester: Ahem, didn't you hear me?Timmy has a new friend!
A.J.: There's no Timmy in the 24th century. Unless... society must have advanced so much that all of this familiar stuff is how my mind is processing it, so I can understand it. This room isn't actually my room. It's probably a room so advanced, my mind is processing the images so it looks like my room, which means you're not actually Chester!
[Chester and A.J. walk out of the portal, now in 3D style]
A.J.: Huh? I'm bulgy now? Is there no end to the surprises of the 21st century?
Sheen: [recognizes them] Hey, I know you guys. You're Timmy's friends.
Chester: Not anymore. He's blowing us off for your friend Jimmy.
Carl: And Jimmy blew us off with your friend Timmy.
Sheen: I hate the new Jimmy-Timmy friendship! We have to do something to break them up.
Libby: [hugs Cindy; joyfully] Cindy, you're back! [curiously] Why are you back?
Cindy: Oh. My mom had an allergic reaction to her seaweed wrap. She'll be fine once the grotesque swelling subsides. [notices Chester and A.J.] What are these two guys doing here?
A.J.: Greetings from the 21st century!
Chester: We followed Timmy to your universe. Your friend, Jimmy must've zapped him with some sort of "forget-who-your-friends-are" ray, because he's acting like we don't exist anymore.
Cindy: [excited surprised gasp] Timmy's in town?
Sheen: Yeah. And now that he and Jimmy are best buds, it's like we don't exist either!
Libby: And without Jimmy to keep them company, Needy and Needier have been sticking to me like stink on a skunk. So now that you're back, you can get Neutron and Turner fighting again so everything can go back to normal!
Cindy: Oh, you can bet they won't ignore me. I'm like catnip to those boys.
Sheen: [gasps] They poop on you in a box?!
Cindy: That's kitty litter, you idiot! Carl, give me your bag of Jimmy's hair.
Carl: What? I don't have any… [Libby takes out a paper big of Jimmy's hair from his back pocket] That's not mine. [Libby turns the bag around with words that read: "Property of C. Wheezer"] That's not me. [Libby turns the bag around again with Carl's head and words that read: "Oh, yes it is!"]
Cosmo: Um, are you sure this isn't gonna hurt?
Timmy: Hit it!
[Jimmy presses a button; Cosmo and Wanda get electrocuted]
Cosmo: You said it wouldn't hurt!
Jimmy: No, I didn't. I specifically ignored the question because I didn't think you'd like the answer.
[Shirley comes to life]
Shirley: My soul purpose to hunt you down!
Cindy: Lemme in, Neutron! Lemme in!
Carl: Hey, look, they're not in there, they're in here.
Cindy: Timmy? Where are you?
Carl: Oh, Jimmy!
A.J.: Future boys.
Cindy: Oh, forget it. They're obviously just avoiding us.
Libby: I don't get it, Cindy. What's the big deal?
Cindy: Don't you understand, Libby? I've been doubly rejected!
Libby: So, there'll be other boys.
Cindy: Oh, please. When am I ever gonna have a science genius and a sweet but clueless yats fighting over me again?
A.J.: This must a booster rocket.
Chester: Dude, that's a soup can.
Cindy: Perhaps, I spoke too soon. [sprays herself with perfume] Hey, boys.
A.J.: Soup can?
Carl and Sheen: Hi, Libby.
Libby: Oh, Cindy's coming back, you guys. Cindy, tell them you're coming back!
Shirley: You ditched me, treated me like dirt!
Wanda: Run, you idiots!
Jimmy: Your name is Shirley.
Timmy: That's the dumbest name ever!
Shirley: [captures Jimmy and Timmy] You think you're so special; well, what if I took away what makes you so special, like your genius?
Jimmy: And how do you propose to do that?! [Shirley drains Jimmy's brainpower away while gripping him with his tentacles] Uh...
Shirley: Einstein's Theory of Relativity describes that energy equals mass times times the square root of the speed of light. The P in 'pneumonia' is silent, and all-day suckers only last about 22.3 hours. I AM a genius! [hurls Jimmy away]
Jimmy: 1 jails to make ball scale arts…. Well, now you're in for it. I have my tools right here, so I can build something to- [notices a monster trucks ad] Monster Truck Rally! Oh, no! My brainpower is almost gone. But who cares? The big trucks is gonna eat the little trucks!
Wanda: Now, he's a villain and a genius!
Cosmo: Just like Dr. Phil.
Carl: You guys are cool. AJ, you're like Jimmy without the goofy hair.
Sheen: Yeah! And Chester here knows everything there is about roadkill.
Chester: Now, remember, that meat is more sweet, when it's flatten on the street.
A.J.: As for me, I love that even though you're both from the future, I'm much smarter than both of you.
Timmy: [runs up with his fairies and Jimmy, panicked] Guys, guys! We need your help! The villain we invited stole Jimmy's genius.
Jimmy: And de-powered... Name?
Timmy: Timmy!
Jimmy: And de-powered Timmy!
Cindy: Beat it, you guys!
Libby: Yeah, take a hike, chumps!
Timmy: No, we're serious! There's a crazy, dimentional monster on the loose and we need your help!
[AJ, Chester, Sheen, Carl, Libby, and Cindy all just walk away, having to be ignored by Jimmy and Timmy earlier]
Carl: Uh, yeah, whatever. See ya.
Cindy and Libby: Not my problem.
Sheen: Yeah, right, dude!
Timmy: Well, that could've gone better.
Wanda: Well, I'm not surprised. You weren't very nice to them, you know?
Jimmy and Timmy: We weren't?
Cosmo: What did I tell ya? Idiots!
[Shirley is in Retroville trying to grab the people's attention]
Shirley: Excuse me, have you seen-?
Sam: Outta my way, freak boy!
Shirley: Ma'am, if I can just ask you, a moment of your time! [uses his powers to suck everyone over to him] Where are the ones called Jimmy and Timmy?!
Hugh: Never heard of 'em! Uh, we don't even have a son named Jimmy, if that's what you're thinking.
Shirley: Very well. If you won't bring them forth, I'll make them come to me! [brings all the Retroville citizens into his dimension with a big poof, all flat in 2D style]
Hugh: [looking at himself] Hey, look, honey. I've lost weight! And depth.
Shirley: Ahh. This is better. Welcome to your new home. I call it, "RetroDimmsdaleville!" This is just like the place where I was born. But here, I make the rules! [the Retroville citizens scream and run away] Hey, where are you guys going?
Sam: Nowhere.
Hugh: We weren't trying to ditch you if that's what you were thinking.
Judy: Yes, we were. You specifically said, "Let's ditch the villain."
Shirley: You humans are all alike. Thinking you can bend a person's feelings, crumple them up when you're done with them. [bends Judy as she screams] Well, how do you like being bent? [picks up Corky Shimatzu] How do you like being crumpled up? [crumples him up]
Corky: This is not super fantastic.
Shirley: Well, get used to it. You humans are gonna be my playthings for a change. Now, let's see. What else of Jimmy and Timmy's will I take to play with? I'll take this tree. Oh! A school! [poofs a tree, Lindbergh Elementary School, and Jimmy's lab into his dimension from Jimmy's as it starts falling apart] It's coming along nicely, but it still needs a little something.
Carl: [to Shirley] What are you gonna do with them?
Shirley: Giving them a front row seat to the destruction of both of their universes! [casually] You have two days to live; enjoy yourselves and have a blast! Oh, and here's a portal in case you want to save yourselves and come hang with me. [poofs up a portal to his dimension]
Wanda: Oh, no! He's gonna destroy everything.
Cosmo: I wanna go home!
A.J.: I wanna go back to the 21st Century; where I'll still have 200 years to live.
Sheen: I wanna see the monster trucks! The big trucks is gonna eat the little trucks!
Chester: Sorry, dude. That's three days from now. The universe will be gone by then.
[Sheen cries out in agony]
Shirley: Oops, almost forgot! [poofs the sign for Dimmsdale into his dimension, and laughs menacingly]
A.J.: But I'm sure your future technology has something that can deal with this.
Libby: Hey, short, shiny and delusional! You're not in the future! You never left the 21st century! Got it?
A.J.: You mean, this is actually happening?!
[A.J. cries out in agony]
Sheen: Hey! Hands off!
Hugh: Well, I kinda like it. Look at me, I'm as limber as a schoolgirl!
Mr. Turner: Did you know you have a mole on your ankle?
Judy: [offended] Do I know you?
Mr. Turner: Why don't you have a mole on your ankle?
Mrs. Turner: I demand to speak to the person in charge!
[Shirley drops down in front]
Shirley: You rang?
Hugh: Uh, yes. We were all sort of hoping we could go home now.
Shirley: Well, I have good news and bad news. The bad news: your worlds are falling apart, even as we speak. But the good news is… [grows bigger] YOUR ALL CONDEMNED TO LIVE OUT YOUR LIVES AS MY PLAYTHINGS! [stomps his foot]
[Mr. and Mrs. Turner scream in terror and hug each other]
Hugh: Er, what exactly does that entail? Ahhh! The pain! (Beat) Hold on... I missed the heel. Ahhh!
Carl: I suppose I could live here. I like my new trimmed figure.
Cindy: We're not living here, we just have to get the villain to listen to reason.
Mr. Crocker: Why won't you listen to reason?!
Shirley: [holding him, Mr. Turner, and Judy as playing cards] It's my universe, I don't have to. Crazy teacher, crazy teacher. Dad, dad. Mom, mom. I win again!
Cindy: Uh, on second thought, we might wanna start coming up with a plan.
Shirley: Oh, I'm bored. Time to play Cards Screaming in Terror!
Sheen: Look out! It's raining authority figures I don't respect!
Timmy: Aw, man! Because of us, he's probably hurting our friends and families right now!
Jimmy: I know. No matter what happens to us, we've got to fix this!
Cindy: Wow, they really do care.
Chester: We should have accepted their apology when they hit 500.
Timmy: Cosmo, you idiot! I'm sorry, force of habit. JIMMY, YOU IDIOT! RUN!!!
Jimmy: Thanks for the save, but what are you guys doing here?
Libby: We heard you saying how sorry you were, and we've decided to let you help us save our universes.
Timmy: Well, it won't be easy. Every time you throw something at him, he adapts!
Cindy: I've got an idea. Carl, turn around.
Carl: Why? [yelps as Cindy wedgies his underwear over his head]
Cindy: [draws a sketch image of Shirley on Carl's underwear with a marker] Okay, look. We know he's big, we know he has super powers, and we know he has weapons.
Cosmo: [draws a sun] And look, here's the sun! And he's smiling!
Cindy: What we have to do is trick the villain into adapting away those three things. Agreed, Jimmy?
Cindy: Say it again.
Jimmy: You're smarter than me.
Cindy: Again.
Jimmy: You're smarter than me.
Cindy: No. Say IT again.
Jimmy: [chuckles] That's the pretty girl…
Cindy: Okay. Give him his brain back.

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