Jack Hartounian: My father was Armenian. My other was half Jewish, half English, half Spanish.
Chandler Young: That's three halves.
Jack Hartounian: Oh, she was a big woman.
Ty Webb: We're talking mucho dinero, and probably some American money too.
Harry: I wont be a caddy all my life, I'm going to carwash school in the fall.
Ty Webb: Is there any money in it for me?