Entertain me more! My thirst is only satiated by my fangs! This seems like the ultimate feeding ground!
I'll fold you up so you'll fit in a coffin.
Don't worry--Kokonoe's next.
Weak shit could fight me all day... the result will be the same.
Terumi of the Six Heroes... why don't you entertain me?!
Your flesh and bones will know... THE TRUE MEANING OF POWER!
Only the fittest can survive! ACCEPT YOUR FATE!
Enchant... Dragunov! Lifting all limits... unleashing! Have a taste... of the ULTIMATE DEATH!
That's not enough, Grim Reaper. Surely that's not all you've got! Stand up! Entertain me!
A joke that funny was worth being frozen for two years for.
So let me get this straight- You guys get Kokonoe to capture me and put me on ice, and now you're releasing me so I can kill her? That's the joke of the century, right there. You guys are a bunch of selfish assholes by any standard.
Damn... What a handsome, manly guy! I hope that someday, I too will be able to train and become as manly as that incredible man.
Good little boys should be in bed by now!
What a great fight! We both gave one hundred percent! I've learned a lot from this battle! Now if you'll excuse me.
I finally found you! I'll never forget your face! Now prepare yourself!
Ah! Miss Litchi! Are you OK!? Who the hell would do such a thing?!
Hmm... You seem to be lacking... well, a lot of things to be a kunoichi. Especially around the ches-- W-Wait, what are you doing? Don't shoot! We can talk!
Mm... I have a couple of ninja dogs myself. Next time we meet, I shall show them to you.
*pant* *pant* I'm going to turn you in right now. Hey, wait... don't run! You basta-- *pant* *pant*
The ultimate clash between our souls... But it seems this time, I was the victor!
Hehehe... Do you think you've disguised yourself as a cat? You may be able to fool everyone else, but nothing escapes the all-seeing eye of Bang Shishigami!
Such overwhelming power! You've forced me to unleash my sacred techniques!
I come when I hear the summons for a hero... for I am none other than Bang Shishigami!
Hah! Done already?
Here comes... the hero of justice!
How can this be!?!?!?!?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I won't lose!
You have a ways to go, Carl!
Quicker than wind and as still as the forest! Hotter than flames and more magnificent than a mountain!
To rid this world of evil... I will become... the hammer... of justice!
What's the matter? Too scared of me to lift a finger!?
There are two things in this world that I just cannot stand! Lies, and evil and lies, and... bell peppers!
There's nowhere to run!
Hailed by the heavens, earth and people, the one and only Bang Shishigami is now here!
WHAT DID YOU SAAAAAAAAAY?!
Did somebody call for a superhero!? No matter! A superhero has arrived anyway! Dedicated to protecting the peace, dreams, and order of Kagutsuchi! Bang Shishigami, a man whose passion burns whenever there's battle around, has arrived!
No matter what strange sorcery you may use, you cannot escape my sight! Today your evil deeds shall end! I, Sir Bang, will punish you!
Where is the young master!?
As you have said... many times, I am an idiot.
Shishigami Ninpo Forbidden Art: FU-RIN-KA-ZAN!!!
Reflect on your sins!
Stay tuned! Your questions will be answered in the next episode!
By the gods, I'm excited!
As they say, an empty stomach is the best spice! I'm sure I'll enjoy whatever may come out!
I am stunned! Truly amazed! You may convey to her that my socks have been knocked and truly off!
U-Uh... I suppose that it is... possible that the worse a dish looks, the... the better it... tastes?
...Miss Noel put her heart and soul into cooking this dish... To refuse it would be to dishonor the burning passion of her soul... No! That cannot come to pass! I, Bang Shishigami, will gladly enjoy this meal! Now! I begin!
Now... jump! Into my MANLY CHEST!!
By the sweat of my brow. Umm, my brow... grr, you evildoer! I shall punish you!
Aw, you got dirty, Sis. But don't worry, I'll clean you right up.
Thank you very much, I learned a lot. Well, I must be on my way, so please excuse me.
I'm sorry, but if there's another marionette that looks like my sister, she might get scared, so I'm gonna have to destroy yours.
Don't call my sister Nirvana.
Excuse me, but there's something I need to do. Are you OK, Sis? Let's go.
Can you tell me everything you know about my sister? Don't worry, I won't hurt you.
You still don't want to give me information? I'm in a hurry too...
What's the matter, Sis? Uh-huh... I see... I'm sorry but my sister is scared for some reason, so we'll have to withdraw for now.
Where could the Azure Grimoire be? I wonder if this person could be the Grimoire itself? Should take him home and have a look? Well, Sis?
It's no use. You can't pull my sister and I apart. We're siblings, after all.
You are... an interesting person... er... cat?
I'm kind of tired... I'm going to take a little nap, OK, Sis?
It was fun, wasn't it, Sis? Heheheh.
Counting on grown-ups is never a good idea.
Shut up! What do you know!? You don't know anything about my sister! You don't know me either!
Don't you dare touch my sister! If you do I'll kill you!
Can you feel the emotion?
If it's what mankind considers evil, I will gladly bear that name.
Let's go, Sis!
What is this light? It's white and warm... it's just like my sister...
Master Bang, I believe I have a saying that fits our current predicament to the letter.
"You can't fight a war on an empty stomach!" Correct?
*Sigh* Miss Noel, please. I'm hardly a child... more or less...
Now, Sis, that's just mean. Comically accurate, but mean.
Now that's just going too far! It's bad enough that you're making jokes at the poor man's expense, but, must you do so with that arrogant smirk on your face as well?
Oh? She just asked, "What does a chef who slips on a duck and Kagutsuchi's seithr have in common?"
I don't even know what to say or what it was called, but... it looked really fluffy on the outside, the middle was quite moist, and the center was harder than a diamond...
...Mousse!? You actually considered THAT mousse!?
...Say good-bye to all of your teeth...
Huh? You sure you want to wait here, Sis? No, I don't blame you, to be honest. The atrocities that'll be committed against the culinary arts in that kitchen will be too much to bear. I'm not sure I have the courage... Anyway, please wait here with Mr. Bang.
I understand. I intend to... do everything in my power.
Yes, she... cooked that. I believe her exact words were, "If I don't at least try and make this dish, I'd not only be a failure as a chef, but I'd be a failure as a human being! I guarantee this will knock Mr. Bang's socks off!"
Thank you very much. Now, if you would all be so kind as to just wait a little while your food is being prepared...
I appreciate your patience, everyone. Please enjoy your meals.
Nothing's more of a pain in the ass than a scientist in a machine.
Well well well... I'll be in trouble if you don't work harder.
I've been waiting for this moment! Look at me... Look at me, Noel Vermillion!
You recognized me, didn't you!?
Hey, shitty vampire! Who's laughing now!?
Long time no see, Ragna the Bloodedge. How's your right arm holding up? Oops. My bad. I was the one who chopped that off, right? So how's that feel? Doesn't that fake arm come in handy? Do you think it's pretty good for an imitation?
Damn, you're scary, lady. But seriously, you're lucky, Ragna. You have such a sweet guardian with you!
Well, I'm in a really good mood today, so I'll just let the little puppy go. It'd be tough even for me to handle three scary people like you. Oops, it's more like two people and a dog, huh? Hahahahahahaha! Let's do this again sometime, stupid vampire. Say hello to the old man for me.
Hey there kid, you're gonna hurt someone. Is that some kind of family thing? Jumping out at people and scaring the shit out of them...?
Ahahahaha! BlazBlue!? That's quite a toy you've got there, kiddo!
Restriction 666 released! Dimensional Interference Force Field Deployed!
Heheheh! Time for a taste of real power, boy!
Code S.O.L. Azure Grimoire, activate!
What's this? You don't get it? Ooh, this is rich! Come on, give it a shot! Work those brain cells! Nothing? Ahahahaha! This is why you can't beat me, Rags! Write this down, 'cause there's gonna be a test later. I'm the one who created the Azure Grimoire!
Well, thanks for the entertainment. Pretty good warm-up there.
The Black Beast? What the hell would I want with that failed experiment?
Yeah, a huge failure. Real pain in the ass to keep the Cauldron under control. But hey, we learned all sorts of shit in the process, so, you know...
Yeah, the Cauldron. What, did I mumble? The Cauldron is the Grimoire's original form. It gathers souls to smelt the sword inside its body. That was our little pet - the Beast.
C'mon, you gonna pay attention or not? The Murakumo Unit is incomplete. It needs the power of the Grimoire. The 13th sample wouldn't shut up about it, remember? But this one... this one's different. This thing embodies the TRUE Azure!
Now... Murakumo, activate! This world is nothing but lies! Lemme show you what I like to call the truth! The truth called "despair!" In the name of Susano'o, I command you! Murakumo, AWAKEN! Behold, the sword of the god-slayer, KUSANAGI! Let all lies fall before your divine blade!
Gaahahahaha! Finally, I've got the true successor to the Azure! Try and stop me NOW, Master Unit Amaterasu!
Now, Murakumo, it's time to awaken! This world is nothing but lies lies lies lies lies LIES! But don't worry. I'll show you... I'll show you the truth... the truth called DESPAIR! In the name of Susano'o, I command you! Awaken, Murakumo! No, not Murakumo - Kusanagi! The sword, the godslayer! Your blade will cut away the lies that cover this world!
AAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The Azure is mine! Try and stop me now Master Unit... AMATERASU!
Hungry Darkness of a Thousand Souls!
It's time for a little punishment...!
I may be a twisted son of a bitch, young lady, but that doesn't mean I don't have feelings!
Oh-ho! Looks like somebody needs to respect her elders! I think a spanking is in order!
Aw, c'mon! Let's hear one of those sweet little quips of yours! Like, uh, what's one of them... You know, something like "Justice, Justice, Justice" or "I shall cleanse your evil from this world" or "Taste my sword"!
How'd you like a special treat? Well, you're getting it anyway!
Oh, for goodness sake! Just give up, Trinity! It's cute that you're trying, it really is, but you LOST! L.O.S.T. Why drag it out?
In the name of Susano'o, I command you... Awaken, Nox Nyctores: Ouroboros!!
O undead serpent who slew a thousand in a single night! Open thine jaw and consume my enemy!
Well? Feels good, doesn't it!? Fall... into the depths of hell!
I'll let you feel the most exquisite pain! Does it hurt? DOES IT HURT?!
Hyahahaha! Howl! Scream! That's a good doggy!
Dispatched in Mankind's darkest hour, we are knights of the blue flame!
Whoa, watch it! That was too close.
Ooh, is this your first fight in 100 years? I hope you won't disappoint me, H-man!
But damn... I could've done the same thing with a big rock, you know? That girl sure is use--... excuse me, was useless!
What do you think? Pretty cool, huh?
Kokonoe, you'll need to do better than that. Nyehehehehehee!
Aw, you're gonna compare it to that failed experiment?
It's not like the six heroes were buddies... Then the other day, I told the old man, "We're buddies, right!?" Ahahahaha!
Just how I like it! Hahahahaha!
Just you wait, Amaterasu! We'll pull you out of that well in no time!
Come on over, lets play... Die, die, die, die, die!
Eternal Coils of the Dragon Serpent! Feels gooood... don't it?
I give up!
Play with me... shitty vampire!
Hey, don't puss out on me now!
Now that's just cold!
Oh, give me a break!
Just roll over and die, okay?! Serpent's Infernal Rapture!
Talk about a chain. Heh!
You okay? No?! Ahahaha!
Clean, stylish, lethal, perfect!
Come on, Carl Clover! Why so serious!?
You hate me?
Colonel Relius... that's gotta hurt!
This is dumb. Can we stop?
Are you done yet?
Go away, please.
Time to die, pest!
Ah-haw! Don't get out of your rocking chair for my sake!
Strike me down with all your hatred!
Don't think this won't show up on your next review!
Shut up! You're not the boss of me!
Aren't you just pathetic? Just look at yourself- Oops! Maybe not! But seriously, whose fault is this, really? That's the stuff! Let's see some HATE, Tsubaki Yayoi! Go on, tell me! Whose fault is this!?
You won't forgive me? Like I give a damn! Shut up and die already!
...You must excuse me... Guess I went a little crazy there.
OH man, you seem to be in quite a bit of pain there, Raggy! Does it hurt? Does it? Of course it does. Ahahahahah!
I wish I had more time to play with you, but I'm afraid I'm out of time. Damn, what a shame! Well, I don't suppose there's any harm in killing that old hag.
Ahahahaha! And DONE! Damn, am I good.
Oh, man... my sincerest thanks, dearest Noel. Thank you. And goodbye. WAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Well, shall we get started now?
Okay, why the HELL do you think I give two shits about a vampire tea party?
Very nice! You're not bad for an officer, you know that? Very well done.
I do all the wonderful things I do because I want to see the miserable look on the faces of people like YOU when you're wallowing in despair, dismay, grief, frustration, misery... all sorts of other unpleasant nouns.
Hey! What are you doing!? Get off me! Y-You stink like a cat!
That hurts! Are you trying to eat me!?
Stop! Aaah! Please stop! H-Hey! Stop it! I said knock it off, you goddamn cats!
Oh give me a break! This is so goddamn annoying!
Huh? Y-You're freaking me out! Stay right where you are! Don't come any closer!
Arg! You let your guard down this once, and this kind of shit happens... What are you planning on doing with me, you freak!?
What the hell!? Are you completely insane!? Why can't we just fight or something!? I thought you hated-
You're freaking me out! Let go of me! Gaaaa! Ouch!
Ugh...! This is the end for me, isn't it?
Will someone please tell me what on Earth is going on here!? Is this some new form of harassment!?
N-No, it's just-- *sneeze* I-I'm just allergic to c-- *sneeze*
Time out! TIME OUT!
Ah, one more here, please. Thanks, little guy.
My goodness! This... this Kagutsuchi pufferfish is... I mean... Words cannot describe... Ah! So good! Please, I would just love to meet the wonderful chef who prepared this exquisite dish!
That was rather... disappointing for a First Lieutenant.
No one can fight time!
Don't tempt me, idiot!
Ahh, well I think I'm all warmed up now... (sotto voce) time to die...
Are you insane?!
Please, just die for me...
(Sigh) I don't need you anymore, just die, okay, please?
Too little, too late, Kokonoe! I got myself a nice good look at the Power of Order! (Maniacal laughter)
A girl and her blob, huh?... That's a pretty good idea for a game or something.
Why couldn't I finish you off... Just one more hit... Why...?
I-I'm so sorry! You came out of nowhere so I thought you were a pervert and smacked you! Are you OK? He's completely out... but he looks really happy. Odd...
That marionette is very dangerous. You need to get away from it right now! Ah! Wait!
He disappeared... He could have killed me in an instant if he wanted to... but it seemed like he was focused on... something else. What did he want?
I think you'd be a lot more popular if you tried smiling a little more. Hmm... Then again, some people might be into that "as cold as ice" personality...
I don't mind you trying to copy me, just don't do anything to confuse the residents of Orient Town.
You shouldn't be naughty, little girl... You're too pretty.
What beautiful skin... You look like a little doll... I'm so jealous. It looks like it must be hard to take care of.
Everyone calls you the Grim Reaper, so I didn't know what kind of monster to expect... but you seem pretty normal. You look pretty cool though.
It's been a while. You're such a gentleman, as always. This time, I'm the one at fault, but there's something I really have to do... forgive me.
How many times do I have to tell you? My breasts aren't steamed buns! Stop trying to eat them every time you see me!
What is this girl...? She's like...a machine.
Yes, I'm coming!
Time for some action!
("Shithole clinic?" Well, I never!)
Failure is not falling down, but refusing to get up.
You really surprised me... who are you?
I-I'm sorry! I didn't mean to!
I think I'll have one of those too.
So, the Magical Ironing Board Squad has finally made it here. About time, ladies.
Faithful Arakune merely did as I asked. He turned you into magical girls and set you into collecting the Boing Cards... for ME. Oh, and that part about your boobs growing when you collect them? Yeah, total lie!
Quit your whining, you vapid bags of antlers. Boobs are the foundation society is built upon...! Boobs equal power...! Simply put, bitches, I have the boobs so I make the rules! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
What?! You broke my spell?! HOW CAN THIS BEEEEEEE?!
H-How could this happen...! How could I have lost to a little girl?! Oh, what a world... oh, what a world...!
Honestly, Tager! Huge as you are, you need to mind your surroundings a bit better!
If you say so, Jubei. And she doesn't seem traumatized. If anything, she looks... happy.
All right. Come on, Mr. "It all happened so fast"... I'm still miffed at you.
B-B-Bugs! Nooooo! P-Please, don't come any closer!
I guess there are lots of people in the world. I've never seen anyone like you before. You're really enthusiastic. Maybe a little too enthusiastic...
Carl... These are the rules... You have to understand what your position as a vigilante means...
Carl, you were such a kind and gentle child. Please, stop this and think about what you're doing!
You're strong... I can't let my guard down around you at all.
Major... This is a direct order from HQ. Please return to your post right now.
Y-You're cheating! ...In many ways! B-But, I'd like to sit down and talk sometime. Do you think I could touch your... panda? U-Um, that's an order!
A-An imposter!? I guess working under the major has made me a little famous...
Who are you? I don't feel like this is the first time we've met...
Why?... why are you holding back? Are you mocking me?
The Red Devil of Sector Seven... I've heard rumors about you... I see now that they weren't exaggerations.
U-Um... Please don't mock me! I was supposed to be the winner...
Just... who are you...? Guh...I'm...confused...
Dispatched in Mankind's darkest hour, we are knights of the blue flame!
Ragna the Bloodedge... YOU'RE STUPID!
Hands off the panda!
PANDA!! I mean...
Return to your post!!
Here I come, Major!
You're no longer my superior, Jin Kisaragi!
It's pointless. Give up.
Don't talk about my breasts!
Stop calling me stupid!
I'm not dumb!
Don't overdo it!
Not even you can dodge this, Major!
Your breasts are illegal!
I can't believe yours are... so much... than mine! *Crying*
Who... are you?
Father, mother... I'm sorry...
You! You're Ragna the Bloodedge! What do you think you're doing here!? You can't run or hide from me! You're under arrest. You have the right to remain silent!
Let's stop this!
I don't want to fight!
Tsubaki... Forgive me...
I didn't want to fight you... Tsubaki!
Tsubaki... please... stop...
Please... don't get up again...
Don't mess with me!
What did you do to Tsubaki!?
I'll never forgive you...!
Apologize to Tsubaki right now!
What was that all about...?
I can't remember... I'm feeling sleepy.
Who... are you...? Who... am I...?
No, it's nothing. I just...thought we could talk for a while.
...Ugh! Seriously, what is wrong with that man! I can't believe the nerve of him...!
Hazama... No, Yuuki Terumi! I will never, EVER forgive you!
Hazama... I will no longer obey your orders!
Eeeeek! B-B-B-Bugs!? Not bugs! I hate bugs!
I'm sick of being called stupid! Especially by a moron like YOU!
But... but no matter how much you love somebody, you can't just drug them!
Wh-wh-what!? How could you stoop so low? That's totally unfair!
Don't speak of him as if he's merely an object!
I've heard enough! I'm going to make one thing clear to all of you... Ragna the Bloodedge... is already... is already MY husband!
I took the liberty of going to city hall and filling our marriage registration! I am now officially Mrs. Ragna the Bloodedge!
You... you... you shameless hussies! Need I remind you that Ragna the Bloodedge is my husband!?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! My marriage registration!
Wh-why is everyone ganging up on me? It's so unfair... It's just that... I... fell in love with Ragna the Bloodedge...
That sounds like a good idea, actually. To be perfectly honest, I'm not really in the mood to fight right now.
I personally recommend the Kagutsuchi puffer fish simmered in peppers and spices. I have to warn you though, it's really spicy. I mean, "OH DEAR GOD!" levels of spiciness, but there is so much deliciousness hidden within the pain!
It only said "Tao"? That does seem rather strange, and oddly enough, totally out of character.
Oh god, let me do it! I want to do it!
The cooking! I can cook! I'll take over for your chef until he regains the use of his limbs! Mr. Bang, what did you think I was referring to?
Just leave everything to me! All right, you two! It's time to get busy! We have to get all these orders out in a jiffy, so roll up your sleeves and get to cooking!
Oh, don't worry about me, I'll be fine. I'm the type of person who can get full just by cooking food and not necessarily eating it.
No, I'm nowhere being a real chef. I just happen to enjoy cooking... a lot...
Oh please excuse me. Where are my manners? My name is Sena. It's a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Ragna the Bloodedge.(Sena)
I heard you aren't very bright. You're actually surprisingly perceptive.(Sena)
Wow, I'm really impressed, Mr. "Ragna the Bloodedge".(Sena)
Luna, please introduce yourself.(Sena)
*Gulp* Luna, if you keep stuffing yourself like that, I won't be able to talk.(Sena)
Dumbass, moron, loser, pervert!(Luna)
Why does Luna have to eat while he's here? How can you stand it, Sena? I mean, just looking at him makes me want to throw up the soles of my shoes!(Luna)
Yes, Luna. I feel the same.(Sena)
Shut your piehole you mouth-breathing pedophile!(Luna)
Luna, I'm afraid he's right. You can't go around calling people that, even though in this case it appears to be the truth.(Sena)
You, beat Luna!? Just because Jubei took you in like a stray dog doesn't make you strong, dumbass! You dirt-eating mongoloid! You spiky-haired imbicile!(Luna)
Oh, this doesn't look good at all.(Sena)
Awesome! Bring it on, Aqualung!(Luna)
That seems decidedly... unpleasant. I think I will accept your offer and go away.(Sena)
Sena, don't you dare stand in Luna's way! Luna is going to pound this idiot into chum and add him to my list of victims! Not only will victory belong to Luna, but also the bounty on this pedo's head!(Luna)
My name is Trinity. Platinum the Trinity.(Trinity)
First, your true enemy is not Jin Kisaragi.(Trinity)
The enemy you should be focused on is the System of the NOL itself.(Trinity)
You can't... This can't be the choice you wish to make, not here...!(Trinity)
Ahh... It doesn't matter now. It appears that I was too late.(Trinity)
What the hell? We got pwned by a total n00b!?(Luna)
Luna, get a hold of yourself. You're lapsing into l33t... oh my... (Sena)
Luna, that was totally uncalled f--(Sena)
Hey, I call 'em like I see them. Hehehe. Are you JEALOUS?(Luna)
Sh-Shut up, dumbass! I'm... not... red...!(Luna)
What!? How can you be so insensitive, you jackass? Saying mean things like that to Luna! You're so mean, Ragna! You suck! WHAAAAAAAAAA!(Luna)
It's your fault Ragna! You said mean things...! I hate you, Ragna! I HATE YOU! I... I... I LOVE YOU!(Luna)
Wow! Now I'm embarrassed...(Sena)
Ragna! Luna loves yooooou!(Luna)
Just shut the hell up, you skanky old hags!(Luna)
What the hell are you blabbering about, you shriveled old prune? Explain yourself!(Luna)
You actually have more of them!? You conniving little bitch!(Luna)
Jubei, you're so stupid stupid STUPID! WHAAAAA!(Luna)
Both of you can suck it! FREEEEEEEEEZE!(Luna)
Puffer up those nonexistant chests! It's time for our final attack! STAAAARRRRR BOOOOBBIIIIIIIIEEEEE BREAKERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!(Luna)
Heh heh. They'll be beating a path to your door either way...(Trinity)
Restriction 666 released. Dimensional Interference field deployed! Now engaging the Idea Engine! It's time I showed you...the TRUE power of the Azure! Blazblue, activate!
Time to die, you degenerate son of a bitch!
Jin! Son of a bitch! You're the last thing I need!
I'll show you... the power of the Azure! I'll show you... there is no hell... just darkness. This is the power of darkness.
Black Onslaught! Black Zagam! Nightmare Rage! Destruction!
Shut up. You're nothing but stuffed toys!
You're too weak to stand in front of me!
Bring it on... Jin!
Jin, you bitch!
Is that all you've got?
Jin! Simmer down a little bit...
God dammit Noel, you're PISSIN' ME OFF!!
Mask wearing freak!
You make me sick... with that mask of yours!
Show me your... FACE ALREADY!
Where the hell's Saya!?
I'll smash you... to pieces!
Why you...! You scum!
Die will ya!?
TERUMIIIIIIIIIIIII~! You're gonna like this!!!
I'm not done with you yet...
I can't kill you enough times...
Don't interrupt me, rabbit!
What did you say, you son of a bitch!?
Shut up, you son of a bitch!
Hey! Get a grip! Hey, Noel!
Ugh... You son of a bitch... Are you planning the resurrection of the Black Beast?
...Terumi... Terumi... I will never forgive you!
This is bullshit! Why the hell did you die for me?!
No, it's "Grim Reaper"!
You've got it all wrong! I'm into young gir-. Wait! That's wrong too.
You ungrateful little bastard...s!
Hahaha. Wow...I have no intention of taking any more of this bullshit. Seriously, guys. I'm gonna give you five seconds to get the hell away from me. If you're still here when I finish, I'm gonna kill you.
Stuff it freak...s! Never, ever come near me again!
But before we do...I'm gonna have to do something about that armor! Bring it on, you idiot!
Wake the hell up! You idiot!
Saya... Saya, what the hell?
Sorry, but you need to die!
Nu, the valley or the sea. Pick one!
Huh? Well... I was just waiting for you to get the crap kicked outta you.
What in the HEEEEEEEELL!?
My body! My body's all see-through and crap. What's going on?
Huh? You seem awfully... accommodating... Normally we'd go at each other like rabid dogs now.
Whoa! What the hell!? Scary! Seriously, this is some scary shit!
Hey! When did you two become so buddy-buddy?
Whoa! I thought you were dead.
Another ship? Oh god, don't tell me they're ghosts too?
Please... just... STOP! If you keep it up with the ghost talk, I'll kill you... AGAIN!
BRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON! Uh huh! Yeah, that's right! Bring it on, you bastard phantoms!
Just leave it to me! I'll do -anything- to take them out!
Ah, screw it! Get ready, everyone! We're gonna charge in, too!
Nu... knock it off, seriously. So, where's this treasure!?
OK! Everyone, just stop crying. And Carl, I know you can't stop crying, so just try to bring it down a notch, OK?
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! What the hell are you guys doing!?
I'm seriously gonna kill all of you guys! You guys are insaaaaaane!
GAAAH! *Cough* *Cough* It... was all just a dream? That dream... just... just... sucked... I don't know whether to be relieved or incredibly disappointed...
WHOA! Where the hell did that come from!?
*Gasp* Wh-What just happened? Did I get hit by a truck or something...?
Suit yourself. If you're running a fever or have a stomachache, just stay the hell away from me. I don't want to catch anything you have.
Man, are you still keeping that thing under wraps? You'd better bring that sucker out in the next game!
What the hell was that? Did someone just get hit by a truck?
Lemme see... This looks pretty good. I'll take the Kagutsuchi puffer fish.
Outta my way, or you're dead.
Puh! Do I look like a babysitter to you?!
Kids should be... IN BED ALREADY!
Isn't it about time you were put out to pasture?
Damn it... this whole thing just... sucks...
Quit screwing around.
Ngh, what the heck're you doing...
GA GA... GOO GOO! (Carnage Scissors!)
Ya ain't catchin' me, stupid! Ya ain't catchin' me, bitch!
In the dimness of the full moon, I strike...! I am known as the "Crimson Death," but my name... is Ragna the Bloodedge! None shall accost the Boing Queen, lest they do it over my dead body!
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! Hey, Boing Queen?! I've totally got somewhere to be, so, uh, yeah! Good luck with the Magical Girls! Peace out!
Dispatched in Mankind's darkest hour, we are knights of the blue flame!
In my right hand, I carry the sword of judgment, and in my left, the scales of justice. I serve the wings who govern the heavens. I am their word and their sword made flesh. Resistance will bring you only death!
The white wing proves innocence, the black wing reproves guilt. On behalf of God, we are those who judge your sins and deliver your punishments. Your trial is concluded... in the blink of an eye, and for all your crimes, you have been convicted!
White feathers for innocence, black feathers for darkest sin. We are the messengers of God, come to deliver righteous justice! Let sinners be punished! Let justice be done!
It... It's an honor to meet you, Hakumen, sir. Um, I... I, uh, really looked up to you. I mean how could I not!? You're a hero! A-A legend! My mother read me all the picture books about you, and I saw every single movie about the Six Heroes! I own them all too! And now you're right here in front of me! I feel like I must be dreaming! Aaaaah! Oh my god, what am I saying!?
So she was your childhood friend? That's pretty common. Sounds like she couldn't bear to leave you alone.
I think you don't need to ask for her forgiveness, because she never blamed you for anything. I... I don't know what else to say, but... Oh, I'm so sorry. That's very rude of me.
I really envy that lady... After all, it was because of her that you were able to beat the Black Beast, right? Someday... I'd like to be a woman like that.
So, this is Orient Town... What a lively place.
Wh-Why do I have to wear something so... so... scandalous!?
Wh-What are these!? U-Um, I think they might be a little... um... tight in the, ah... chest...
Tao? Um... this Tao person... D-Doesn't she wear pants!?
Wh-Wh-What on Earth is she thinking!? Is she crazy!?
No! They don't! That... that scrap of cloth doesn't hide anything! I might as well be naked!
How could I NOT be upset!?
There's something on your head!
That's... that's a panda, right?
I HATE PANDAS!
Adorable? Don't make me laugh. They're nothing but lies and deception. They try to hide their murky, yellow eyes in those big black circles; they try to look cute, but I know better! If you let your guard down for even a second, it's all over...
What's wrong, Litchi!? Is the panda up to no good again!?
I'll do it! I'll do it, but first... um... This battle suit you gave me... I'm grateful for it, but th-the skirt is so... um, short... I... U-Um, I'm afraid people are going to see my... my... my p-panties, and... I'm sorry! Please let me fight in my own clothes!
My goodness... How much laundry can one woman have!? Nevermind. I've finally finished... now... Panda! Let her go!
Panda! How could you be so cruel! So evil!
Excuse me! Does anyone have a fresh Peking duck? Excuse me!
Your journey ends here, for I am the Boing Queen's right-hand woman! Tsubaki Yayoi, "The Alabaster Tempest!"
My sincerest apologies. I am Valkenhayn, butler to the Alucard family.
Would you mind terribly if we were to wait here until madam wakes up? She does so... dislike... being moved whilst asleep.
It is my dreeeeeaaam! Naaay, my calliiingggg!To acquire every single candy in the woooorrrlllldddd!
What the deuce?
Behold the power... of the full moon! Night has now fallen, and the moon shines bright. The play is now through!
I am the wolf's fang! All that stands in my way...will be destroyed!
A thousand wolves howl! Bringing forth destruction!
My transformation is quite unusual, no?
Surely you can best an old man?
What a sad shadow of my youthful vigor...
I am here, madam.
But of course, milady. I don't wish to appear arrogant, or presumptuous, but please, allow me to explain. The item that Madam Rachel has placed upon the insect Ragna the Bloodedge are the legendary Spectacles of Eros, and a powerful item they are indeed. The effect will spread quickly through all of Kagutsuchi, and soon, no matter where Ragna may try to hide, the power of the Spectacles of Eros will exert their power over others. Everyone, even those who hated him, will come to love him. That... is the dreaded power of the Spectacles of Eros. The Spectacles of Eros were crafted so perfectly, in times of yore, that the person wearing them will not even feel their presence and will never know that they have become the bearer of such a powerful artifact.
You are too kind, madam.
Oh, Madam Rachel... why him?
Shut your insolent mouth, monster!
Ah, it appears my tea is ready.
Never again, you vile creature...! Shall we hear that laugh of yours?