Alice in Wonderland (2010 film)

For other uses of "Alice in Wonderland", see Alice in Wonderland (disambiguation).

Alice in Wonderland is a 2010 film loosely based on Lewis Carroll's book, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland.

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Alice KingsleighEdit

• Do you ever wonder what it would be like to fly?
• I think I... need a moment. [runs off to follow the White Rabbit]
• Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
• Curiouser and curiouser.
• I won't slay anything. I don't slay, so put it out of your mind.
• How's this for muchness?
• You could always paint the roses red.
• [to the Mad Hatter] I'll miss you when I'll wake up.
• Six impossible things. Count them, Alice! One: There's a potion that can make you shrink. Two: And a cake that can make you grow. Three: Animals can talk. Four: Cats can disappear. Five: There's a place called Wonderland. Six: I can slay the Jabberwocky.
• [to the Jabberwocky] Off with your head! [Kills it]
• [last lines; to a blue butterfly landing on her shoulder] Hello, Absolem.

Tarrant, the Mad HatterEdit

• [from trailer] There is a place, like no place on Earth. A land full of wonder, mystery and danger. Some says you survive it, you need to be as mad as a hatter. Which luckily, I am.
• You're terribly late, you know. Naughty!
• [To Alice] You're absolutely Alice, I'd know you anywhere. [To Mallymkin and Thackery] I'd know him anywhere!
• I'm investigating things that begin with the letter M.
• (Repeated line) Have you any idea why a raven is like a writing desk?
• I shall futterwacken vigorously!
• Fairfarren, Alice.
• 'Twas brillig/and the slithy toves/did gyre and gimble in the wabe/all mimsy were the borogoves/and the mome raths outgrabe.
• [to Alice] You used to be much more... muchier. You've lost your muchness.
• [to Alice] Why is it you're always too small or too tall?
• [oratorical, with scottish accent] You abused and enslaved on the Red Queen's court. All of you: Stand up and fight. Raise up against the bloody Red Queen.
• [Scottish accent] Down with the bloody Red Queen!

Thackery, the March HareEdit

• It's the wrong Alice?!
• [Exhaling] Meow.
• Cup...
• [hears Stayne coming] Oh, nu!
• You're all late for tea! [throws teacup]
• Want a slice of Battenberg?
• It's tick, it's tick, it's ticking again! [takes watch out of teapot]
• Whazza... Let's... Let's take her to the White Queen! She'll be safe there! ...Spoon...
• Gae! You're late for your soup, you lazy bussum!

Chessur, the Cheshire CatEdit

• It looks like you've run afoul of something with wicked claws... [purrs]

The Red QueenEdit

• She killed my jabber-baby-wocky?!
• I need a pig here!
• I love my fat boys!
• I love morning execution, don't you?
• Off with their heads!
• [Referring to Alice] Hello, Um!

DialogueEdit

Alice's Mother: Where is your corset? And no stockings!

Alice: I'm against them.

Alice's Mother: But you are not properly dressed.

Alice: Who's to say what's proper? What if it were agreed that "proper" meant wearing a codfish on your head? Would you wear it?

Alice's Mother: Alice.

Alice: To me a corset is like a codfish.

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Lady Ascot: Do you know what I've always dreaded?

Alice: [casually] The decline of the aristocracy?

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Absolem: Who are you?

Alice: Absolem?

Absolem: [thinking that she's Absolem] You're not Absolem. I'm Absolem. The question is, who are you?

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Chessur: It looks like you ran afoul of something with wicked claws.

Alice: But I'm still dreaming!

Chessur: What did that to you?

Alice: Bannawood. Banda--

Chessur: The Bandersnatch! Well, I'd better have a look!

Alice: What are you doing?

Chessur: It needs to be purified by someone with evaporating skills or it will fester and putrify.

Alice: I'd rather you didn't. I'll be fine as soon as I wake up.

Chessur: At least let me bind it for you. [wraps up her wounds] What do you call yourself?

Alice: Alice.

Chessur: The Alice?

Alice: There's been some debate about that.

Chessur: I never get involved in politics.

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Chessur: What's happened to you, Tarrant? You used to be the life of the party. You used to do the best Futterwacken in all of Witzend.

Alice: Futter-what?

March Hare: Futterwacken!

Dormouse: It's a dance.

[March Hare starts dancing a jig.]

Hatter: On the Frabjous Day, when the White Queen once again wears the crown, on that day, I shall Futterwacken... vigourously.

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Knave: [has his arm around Hatter's throat] If you're hiding her, you will lose your heads.

Hatter: [strained] Already lost them.

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Knave: You're all mad!

March Hare: Thanks very much. [Belches loudly]

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Alice: [to Bayard] You were supposed to lead them away, the Hatter trusted you!

Bayard: They have my wife and pups.

Alice: What is your name?

Bayard: Bayard.

Alice: Sit!

Bayard: [Sits] Would your name be... Alice? By any chance?

Alice: Yes, but I'm not the one everyone's talking about.

Bayard: The Hatter would not have given himself up just for any Alice.

Alice: Where did they take him?

Bayard: To the Red Queen's castle in Salazen Grum.

Alice: We're going to rescue him.

Bayard: That is not foretold.

Alice: I don't care! He wouldn't be there if it weren't for me!

Bayard: The Frabjous Day is almost upon us. You must prepare to meet the Jabberwocky!

Alice: From the moment I fell down that rabbit hole I've been told what I must do and who I must be. I've been shrunk, stretched, scratched, and stuffed into a teapot. I've been accused of being Alice and of not being Alice but this is my dream. I'll decide where it goes from here.

Bayard: If you diverge from the path...

Alice: I make the path!

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The Red Queen: [referring to Alice, who's just grown to a large size and naked] And what is this?

White Rabbit: It's a who, majesty. This is... um...

The Red Queen: "Um"?

Alice Kingsleigh: [thinking quickly] From Umbridge.

The Red Queen: What happened to your clothes?

Alice Kingsleigh: I outgrew them. I've been growing an awful lot lately. I tower over everyone in Umbridge. They laugh at me. So, I've come to you hoping you might understand what it's like.

The Red Queen: My dear girl, anyone with a head that large is welcome in my court. [to her subjects] Someone find her some clothes, use the curtains if you must, but clothe this enormous girl!

[Alice smiles.].

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Knave: [sees Alice] And who is this lovely creature?

Red Queen: Um, my new favorite.

Knave: What is her name?

Red Queen: Um.

Knave: [to Alice] I believe your name has slipped the queen's mind.

Red Queen: Her name is Um, idiot!

Alice: From Umbridge.

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Hatter: What a regrettably large head you have. I would very much like to hat it. I use to hat The White Queen, you know. Poor dear, her head was so small.

Red Queen: It's tiny. It's a pebble of a head.

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Hatter: Have I gone mad?

[Alice checks Hatter's temperature]

Alice: I'm afraid so. You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are.

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Chessur: I've always admired that hat. I was wondering...since you won't be needing it anymore...perhaps you would consider bequeathing it to me?

Tarrant: Excuse me? I'll have you know it IS a formal execution. I'd like to look my best.

Chessur: It's a shame about all this. I was looking forward to seeing you Futterwacken.

Tarrant: I was rather good at it, wasn't I?

Chessur: I really DO love that hat. [Smiles slyly] I would wear it to all the finest occassions.

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Alice: I couldn't kill the Jabberwocky if my life depended on it.

Absolem: It will.

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Alice: This is impossible.

Hatter: Only if you believe it is.

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Jabberwocky: So, my old foe, we meet on the battlefield once again.

Alice Kingsleigh: We've never met.

Jabberwocky: Not you, insignificant bearer. My ancient enemy, the Vorpal one.

Alice Kingsleigh: That's enough chatter.

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Hatter: You could stay...

Alice: What an idea. A crazy, mad, wonderful idea... But I can't. There are questions I have to answer, things I have to do. But I'll be back before you know it.

Hatter: You won't remember me.

Alice:Of course I will. How could I forget? ...Hatter, why is a raven like a writing desk?

Hatter: I haven't the slightest idea. ...Fairfarren, Alice

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Alice Kingsleigh: I'm sorry, Hamish. I can't marry you. You're not the right man for me. And there's that trouble with your digestion. [walks over to her sister] I love you, Margaret, but this is my life. I'll decide what to do with it. [turns to Lowell, meeting his sour look with a stern glare] You're lucky to have my sister for your wife, Lowell, and be good to her. I'll be watching very closely. [goes up to Aunt Imogene and takes her hands] There is no prince, Aunt Imogene. You need to talk to someone about these delusions. [walks past Lady Ascot, looking sternly at her] I happen to love rabbits, especially white ones. [goes up to her mother] Don't worry, Mother. I'll find something useful to do with my life. [turns to the Chattaway sisters] You two remind me of some funny boys I met in a dream.

Lord Ascot: You've left me out.

Alice Kingsleigh: No, I haven't, sir. You and I have business to discuss.

Lord Ascot: Shall we speak in the study?

[Alice smiles and starts to head to the house, when suddenly she turns back to the crowd]

Alice Kingsleigh: Oh. And one more thing. [lifts the hem of her dress to her knees and does the Futterwacken]