Zelig

Zelig is a 1983 film about a man who can alter his appearance to match any of the people around him.

Oh... the pancakes!

Written and directed by Woody Allen.

Leonard Zelig

I love baseball. You know, it doesn't have to mean anything. It's just very beautiful to watch.

• [to Dr. Eudora Fletcher] Oh . . . the pancakes!
• I love baseball. You know, it doesn't have to mean anything. It's just very beautiful to watch.
• [to Dr. Eudora Fletcher] I have an interesting case. I'm treating two sets of Siamese twins with split personalities. I'm getting paid by eight people.
• [to Dr. Eudora Fletcher] I worked with Freud in Vienna. We broke over the concept of penis envy. Freud felt that it should be limited to women.
• [to Dr. Eudora Fletcher] My brother beat me. My sister beat my brother. My father beat my sister, my brother, and me. My mother beat my father, my sister, my brother, and me. The neighbors beat our family. The family down the street beat the neighbors and our family.
• But I've never flown before in my life, and it shows exactly what you can do, if you're a total psychotic!
• I would like to apologize to everyone. I . . . I'm awfully sorry for, for marrying all those women. It just, I don't know, it just seemed like the thing to do. My deepest apology goes to the Trochman family in Detroit. I . . . I never delivered a baby before in my life, and I . . . I just thought that ice tongs was the way to do it. And to the, to the gentleman who's appendix I took out, I... I'm, I don't know what to say, if it's any consolation I... I may still have it somewhere around the house.
• [to Dr. Eudora Fletcher, under hypnotism] I'm 12 years old. I run into the synagogue. I ask the rabbi the meaning of life. He tells me the meaning of life, but he tells it to me in Hebrew. I don't understand Hebrew. Then he wants to charge me $600 for Hebrew lessons.

Narrator

• That Zelig could be responsible for the behavior of each of the personalities he assumed means dozens of lawsuits. He is sued for bigamy, adultery, automobile accidents, plagiarism, household damages, negligence, property damages, and performing unnecessary dental extractions.
• The Ku Klux Klan, who saw Zelig as a Jew, that could turn himself into a Negro and a Chinaman, saw him as a triple threat.

Bruno Bettelheim

• The question of whether Zelig was a psychotic or merely neurotic was a question that was endlessly discussed among his doctors. Now I myself felt his feelings were really not all that different from the normal, what one would call the well-adjusted, normal person, only carried to an extreme degree, to an extreme extent. I myself felt that one could really think of him as the ultimate conformist.

Cast

• Woody Allen – Leonard Zelig
• Mia Farrow - Dr. Eudora Nesbitt Fletcher
• Patrick Horgan - Narrator
• Bruno Bettelheim – Himself

External links

• Zelig quotes at the Internet Movie Database
• Reviews at RottenTomatoes