Yakkity Yak

Yakkity Yak (2003) is an Australian Nicktoon where a young anthropomorphic yak dreams to be a comedian.

Hypnotic Yak edit

[First lines]

Professor Crazyhair: (touring Mount Onion to the Onion falls class) Behold! A testiment to the power of nature. Carved by wind and time. Mount Onion resembles a giant, onion! (clears throat) Hence its name.

Lemony: Wow, Mount Onion is the best field trip ever!

[Last lines]

Keo: "I hope you learned your lesson!"

Yakkity Yak: "Yeah! I'm never gonna read again!"

As the Worm Turns edit

Puppet: "You're exhausted? I tell all the jokes. All you do is stick your hand up my-" (is cut off)

The Yak and the Hat edit

Cowinator edit

3 Cheers for Penelope edit

Penelope: You're offering me your assistance?

Lemony: I just figured another girl might be able to show you how to fit in a little better than Yakkity.

My Dad the Robot edit

A Tree Grows in Onion Falls edit

Spring Cleaning edit

Dial-a-Yak edit

Keo: "Do you think Granny will let you go?"

Yakkity Yak: "Not to worry, Keo. Not to-"

[Clock Tower tolls]

Yakkity Yak and Keo: "WORRY!"

Darn-It Dog edit

[First lines]

[As Yakkity digs through mail, Keo and Lemony show up]

Keo: Hey, Yakkity. Whatcha Doing?

Yakkity Yak: (pulls mail out) I'm expecting a message!

Yakstravaganza edit

Curly Top edit

I Want My Yak TV edit

Election Dysfunction edit

And That's the Weather edit

Pineapple Upside-Dead Cake! edit

Keo: It's not aliens, Yakkity.

Lemony: "It's a party for Keo!"

A Yak and His Fish edit

Regarding Chuck edit

Double Double Oil and Trouble edit

High Fashion Yak edit

Nerds Are People Too edit

The 10% Solution edit

Keo: Way to go, Yakkity! You're up to Level 12!

Lemony: You're finally gonna finish Comet Raiders!

Keo: (hops on Yakkity's back) I can't believe you've been playing for 2 hours straight.

[As Lemony jumps]

Yakkity: I can Just touch 5 more collosal orbs over the Super Mega Boss Alien's belly button for 4 key

National Day of Yakking edit

Fairy Yakkity edit

3 Minutes and Funny edit

[Repeated line]

Yakkity Yak and Lemony: "Oops, it's an onion!"

Nature Calls edit

Trilobyte: A three-legged dog lifts into a saloon and says "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw".

[The birthday kids glare at him]

Trilobyte: 3 legs. Shot my paw?

Fount Onion edit

Keo: Gee, Your Hair Looks Nice. Did You Trim Your Ponytail?

Lemony: No, it's Stuck to the Back of My Neck. (Fixes it) I Just Wish I Knew Somebody. Anybody with a Swimming Pool.

Keo: I Know Where There's a Pool!

Lemony:You Do?

Yakkity Yak: Uh, No He Don't.

Keo: I'm Sorry, Yakkity. But She Tricked Me with Her Girlish Wiles.

Lemony: Wiles Schmiles. Where's this pool? and make it fast!

Ice Scream, You Scream edit

Cabin Fever edit

Due Back Tomorrow edit

End of the Line edit

House Sitters edit

Teachers Pet edit

Yakeo edit

Sharing Bear edit

Lucky Undies edit

Techno Prisoners edit

It's a So-So Life edit

Camp Onion edit

Snow Biz edit

The Fan edit

From Boom to Bust edit

Rondo Reversal edit

Coach: Stop right there, mister. I saw what you did to that poor defenseless weakling!

Yakkity: Am I in trouble?

Coach: Of course not! You're on the football team. I could use a tough guy like you.

Rondo: What about me?

Coach: Put a sweater on. You're gonna catch a cold.

The Damage is Done edit

My Fair Crazy Hair edit

Practically Funny edit

Onion Falls Most Wanted edit

Blue Rinse Test edit

Daddy Uh-Ohs edit

Lemony: "Now that you mention it, it is kinda lame."

Yaks A Plenty edit

Home School edit

Host: Your answer, please?

Yakkity: Uhhh...okay, okay...uhhh...the Queen of England? [wrong buzzer sounds]

Host: No. The atmosphere of Mars is NOT composed of the Queen of England.