Y Tu Mamá También
2001 film by Alfonso Cuarón
Y Tu Mamá También (English: And Your Mother Too) is a 2001 film, set in Mexico, in which two teenage boys and an attractive older woman embark on a road trip and learn a thing or two about life, friendship, sex, and each other.
- Life is like the surf, so give yourself away like the sea.
- Who cares who you two fucked when you come that fast!
- Play with babies and you'll end up washing diapers!
- Truth is cool but unattainable... the truth is totally amazing, but you can't ever reach it.
- Life is like the foam of the sea. You must dive into it.
- Luisa: You have to make the clitoris your best friend.
- Tenoch: What kind of friend is always hiding?
- Jano: I didn't know you want to be a writer. What are you going to write about, "fine boys"?
- Tenoch: No, about faggots like you.
- Jano: Well, let me tell you that there is a big difference between writing high school tales and producing actual literature.
- Tenoch: When do you begin?
- Jano': Have you read my book already?
- Tenoch: I read the critics.
- Jano: Critics are a bunch of assholes.
- Julio: Traveling is really cool.
- Tenoch: Yeah, but with mushrooms! You've never stepped into a single plane.
- Silvia: Oh, Saba, I didn't know you were here.
- Saba: [on drugs] Oh, here and everywhere.
- Tenoch: [after Tenoch discovers that Ana has cheated on him with Julio] How many times did you fuck her?
- Julio: Once, we were really wasted.
- Tenoch: When did you do it?
- Julio: I don't know.
- Tenoch: When? Tell me when!
- Julio: When you went to Lake Tahoe.
- Tenoch: Where was Cecilia?
- Julio: She was sick
- Tenoch: Where did you do it?
- Julio: I don't know
- Tenoch: What do you mean you don't know, asshole?
- Julio: I think it was in a party.
- Tenoch: What party asshole?
- Julio: I think it was at Fruit Loop's place
- Tenoch: Where Saba popped her cherry?
- Julio: [laughs] I think so!
- Tenoch: [angrily] What are you laughing at, fucker? Don't laugh, faggot!
- Tenoch: Me too.
- Luisa: You too what Tenoch?
- Tenoch: Julio! Me too, faggot!
- Julio: You too what?
- Tenoch: I fucked Ceci, your girlfriend!
- Luisa: What?
- Julio: That's not true! When?
- Tenoch: After the Plastilina concert.
- Julio: Fuck! That's why you took me home first, right? Where!
- Tenoch: In my house.
- Julio: In your house, asshole?
- Tenoch: She was wearing the panties with flowers on them!
- Tenoch: Did she blow you?
- Julio: [looks away] Of course not man!
- Tenoch: [angrily] Look me in the eye asshole! Did she blow you?
- Julio: No.
- Tenoch: Did you blow her? You fucking pig!
- Julio: Of course not, c'mon!
- Tenoch: Did she come?
- Julio: How could I know? It happened really fast, maybe she didn't.
- Tenoch: Did she like it?
- Julio: I don't know
- Tenoch: Did you like it, asshole?
- Julio: No dude! No! I really felt like shit, I mean it! [pause] Dude, I wanted to tell you.
- Tenoch: [shouts] Fuck you asshole! You fucked up our friendship, you fucked up my trust, you fucked my girl! You fucked up me! Even when I brought from Lake Tahoe your fucking comics and the fucking dress for Ana, that whore!
- Julio: Tenoch, dude, I'm sorry man, it was an accident, really.
- Tenoch: An accident? [angrily] You poke some girl's eye by accident, asshole! You don't fuck her! You don't fuck her!
- Julio: [shyly] Right... right.
- Julio: [walking out of the shower naked] You're full of shit, man.
- Tenoch: [laughing] I may be full of shit... but, you've got one ugly dick. It looks like a deflated balloon.
- Julio: Well, come and blow it up for me, asshole!
- Maribel Verdú - Luisa Cortés
- Gael García Bernal - Julio Zapata
- Diego Luna - Tenoch Iturbide
- Diana Bracho - Silvia Allende de Iturbide
- Andrés Almeida - Diego "Saba" Madero
- Ana López Mercado - Ana Morelos
- Nathan Grinberg - Manuel Huerta
- Verónica Langer - María Eugenia Calles de Huerta
- María Aura - Cecilia Huerta
- Juan Carlos Remolina - Alejandro "Jano" Montes de Oca
- Daniel Giménez Cacho - Narrator