Versus

Versus (2000) is a Japanese action/horror film directed by Ryuhei Kitamura. The film is noted for its wry sense of humor, numerous nods to other films, and a side-plot that is completely irrelevant to the film, which ultimately helped it gain a cult audience in Asia and overseas.

Prisoner KSC2-303

• Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.

• I didn't mean to save you. They just pissed me off.

• On your way to a party? Or are you trying to promote hoodlums?

• Don't touch my girl, fuckin' asshole!

Dialogue

The Girl: You're no different from those men.

Prisoner KSC2-303: They're bastards, I'm not.

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Prisoner KSC2-303: I'd rather die than live with you.

The Villain: Then die.

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[after knocking one of the villains out]

The Girl: I was only trying to help.

Prisoner KSC2-303: Help? I don't need any help.

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[after disarming The Beard and keeping him in an arm lock]

The Beard: Wait!

[Short-haired female assassin punches him]

The Beard: You're not..

[she punches him again]

The Beard: You're not..

[she punches him again]

The Beard: Let me talk, bitch!

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Prisoner KSC2-303: I don't know you so fuck off.

The Villain: Your soul does.

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The Fighter: Prisoner KSC2-303!

One-Handed Cop: Give me my right hand back!

[Prisoner KSC2-303 throws a severed hand using his sword. The One-Handed Cop catches it only to find it was a left hand]

One-Handed Cop: What's the big idea?! THIS IS A LEFT HAND--

[Prisoner KSC2-303 shoots the One-Handed Cop through the head with his Barrett rifle]

The Fighter: You can't hit me with your slow bullets! I have reflexes 500 times faster than Mike Tyson's! COME ON!!!

[Prisoner KSC2-303 fires his Barrett. The Fighter tries to dodge the bullet...]

The Fighter: Oops!

[...way too fast, killing him]

Taglines

• Witness a battle no one has ever seen

• A forest to hell comes alive with death.

• Beware the past, fight the present, fear the future

External Links

• Versus quotes at the Internet Movie Database