User:Movie1997/Flushed Away

[First lines]
[Taxi horn]
Mother: Car's here.
Father: It's 9:00 already! Hurry up! We're going to miss our flight!
Mother: Travellers' cheques...
Father: You have the tickets, darling?
Mother: Tabitha, did you feed Roddy?
Tabitha: Oops!
Mother: I know we've forgotten something, I just know we've forgotten something.
Tabitha: Hello, Gilbert! Hello, Sullivan!
Father: Come on, Tabitha!
Tabitha: Just a second! Bye, Roddy. I'll miss you.
Father: We don't want to miss our holiday.
Tabitha: I'm coming! I'm coming!

Roddy: [yawns] All clear, chaps! Two weeks, the place to myself. Ah... Aha! When the cat's away... Roddy St. James will play! The cat is away, isn't it? G-Gilbert? Sullivan? Hasn't Tabitha got a new pet cat today?
Gilbert: Uh, no, sir. She has not. Just only the three of us.
Sullivan: You better snap out of it. You must've been dreaming.
Roddy: Oh, thank goodness... Otherwise we'd be cat food by now.
Gilbert: Sir, we have a surprise for you.
Roddy: A surprise?
Gilbert and Sullivan: Happy Birthday, Master Roderick.
Roddy: You... remembered. Well, chaps, today's the day I'm going to live it up! I have the entire day planned on my list, "Roddy's Fun Day!" Shows everything I want to do for my life.
Gilbert: Great! Right this way, sir! The party has just begun!
Roddy: The holiday starts now! Music, maestro!
["Dancing With Myself" music plays by Billy Idol]
[Clink]
🎵 Dancing with myself, oh-h Dancing with myself, oh-h
🎵 Dancing with myself When there's nothing to lose...
[Splash]
Roddy: Fore! Oops! Sorry.
Sullivan: Any plans for this evening, sir?
Roddy: Well, chaps, get the stuff ready, because we're going to prepare the obstacle course!

[clanging]
[both gasp]
Roddy: What was that?
Sullivan: It sounds like a noise, sir.
Gilbert: In the kitchen.
Roddy: Yes. A noise. In the kitchen. Very helpful. But, what's making the noise?
Gilbert: Perhaps an intruder?
Sullivan: Yes! An intruder! Perhaps we should investigate. Uh, sir?
Roddy: Investigate? Uh... Yes, investigate. To the kitchen!