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Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999) is an American TV show that mocks bad movies by riffing on their strange characters, absurd settings, and silly plot twists, interspersing erudite cultural quips with schoolboy jokes and general zaniness. There are 198 episodes (movies), 60 shorts, and 4 specials in the MST3K canon. (See Notes below for help on using this page.)

KTMA 00 01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21  
S1 01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 11 12 13  
S2 01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 11 12 13  
S3 01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24
S4 01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24
S5 01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24
S6 01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24
S7 01 02 03 04 05 06   MST3K: The Movie (This Island Earth)  
S8 01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22  
S9 01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 11 12 13  
S10 01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 11 12 13  
Short 01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20  
21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40  
41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60  
Spec 01 02 03 04   Notes Major cast See also External links

Notes edit

  • How to use this page. You can browse these quotes by scrolling through the page, looking for a specific title using your browser's Find or Search feature, or click on a numbered link in the table of contents. As you pause your mouse over each box in the table, the title of the episode, short, or special will pop up in a tooltip. (Some older browsers don't provide this feature or have it disabled, in which case you can still see the title as a URL in your browser's status bar.)
  • What kind of quotes to add. Much of the humor in Mystery Science Theater 3000 comes from visual or sound sources that cannot be adequately communicated through a text quote page. A good guideline for adding quotes here is to limit them to ones that communicate their humor through the text itself, with a minimum of context. On the other hand, these quotes do include MST3K humor that arises from cultural references that aren't practical to explain within a quote page, so they are left as mental exercises for the reader (or the use of external sites with such explanations).
  • How to format quotes. See the discussion page for suggested formatting and more inclusion guidelines.
  • What do the colors mean?. The color scheme for the table indicates the different channels and cast arrangements for MST3K:
KTMA: Season 0 Joel (Hodgson) & the Bots, Dr. Forrester, Dr. Erhardt
Comedy Central: Season 1 Joel (Robinson) & the Bots, Dr. Forrester, Dr. Erhardt
Comedy Central: Seasons 2-5 Joel (Robinson) & the Bots, Dr. Forrester, TV's Frank
Comedy Central: Seasons 5-6 Mike & the Bots, Dr. Forrester, TV's Frank
Comedy Central: Season 7 Mike & the Bots, Dr. Forrester, Pearl Forrester
Gramercy: MST3K: The Movie Mike & the Bots, Dr. Forrester
Sci Fi Channel: Seasons 8-10 Mike & the Bots, Pearl Forrester, Professor Bobo, Observer
Short features (various seasons) (various casts & channels)
CCC, SFC: Specials (movie reviews) Mike & the Bots


Season 0 edit

The Green Slime edit

Invaders from the Deep edit

Revenge of the Mysterons edit

Star Force: Fugitive Alien II edit

Gamera vs. Barugon edit

Gamera edit

Gamera vs. Gaos edit

Gamera vs. Zigra edit

Gamera vs. Guiron edit

Phase IV edit

Cosmic Princess edit

Humanoid Woman edit

Fugitive Alien edit

SST: Death Flight edit

Mighty Jack edit

Superdome edit

City on Fire edit

Time of the Apes edit

The Million Eyes of Sumuru edit

Hangar 18 edit

The Last Chase edit

Legend of the Dinosaur edit

Season 1 edit

The Crawling Eye edit

The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy edit

Radar Men from the Moon, Chapter 1 (short) edit

The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy (movie) edit

Mad Monster edit

Radar Men from the Moon, Chapter 2 (short) edit

Mad Monster (movie) edit

Women of the Prehistoric Planet edit

The Corpse Vanishes edit

Radar Men from the Moon, Chapter 3 (short) edit

The Corpse Vanishes (movie) edit

The Crawling Hand edit

Robot Monster edit

Radar Men from the Moon, Chapter 4 (short) edit

Radar Men from the Moon, Chapter 5 (short) edit

Robot Monster (movie) edit

The Slime People edit

Radar Men from the Moon, Chapter 6 (short) edit

The Slime People (movie) edit

Project Moonbase edit

Radar Men from the Moon, Chapter 7 (short) edit

Radar Men from the Moon, Chapter 8 (short) edit

Project Moonbase (movie) edit

Robot Holocaust edit

Radar Men from the Moon, Chapter 9 (short) edit

Robot Holocaust (movie) edit

Moon Zero Two edit

Untamed Youth edit

The Black Scorpion edit

Season 2 edit

Rocketship X-M edit

The Sidehackers edit

Jungle Goddess edit

The Phantom Creeps, Chapter 1 (short) edit

Jungle Goddess (movie) edit

Catalina Caper edit

Rocket Attack U.S.A. edit

The Phantom Creeps, Chapter 2 (short) edit

Rocket Attack U.S.A. (movie) edit

Ring of Terror edit

Ring of Terror (movie) edit

The Phantom Creeps, Chapter 3 (short) edit

Wild Rebels edit

Lost Continent edit

The Hellcats edit

King Dinosaur edit

X Marks the Spot (short) edit

King Dinosaur (movie) edit

First Spaceship on Venus edit

Godzilla vs. Megalon edit

Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster edit

Season 3 edit

Cave Dwellers edit

Gamera edit

Pod People edit

Gamera vs. Barugon edit

Stranded in Space edit

Time of the Apes edit

Daddy-O edit

Alphabet Antics (short) edit

Daddy-O (movie) edit

Gamera vs. Gaos edit

The Amazing Colossal Man edit

Fugitive Alien edit

It Conquered the World edit

Snow Thrills (short) edit

It Conquered the World (movie) edit

Gamera vs. Guiron edit

Earth vs. the Spider edit

Speech: Using Your Voice (short) edit

Earth vs. the Spider (movie) edit

Mighty Jack edit

Teenage Caveman edit

Aquatic Wizards (short) edit

Catching Trouble (short) edit

Teenage Caveman (movie) edit

Gamera vs. Zigra edit

Viking Women and the Sea Serpent edit

The Home Economics Story (short) edit

Viking Women and the Sea Serpent (movie) edit

Star Force: Fugitive Alien II edit

War of the Colossal Beast edit

Mr. B Natural (short) edit

War of the Colossal Beast (movie) edit

The Unearthly edit

Posture Pals (short) edit

Appreciating Our Parents (short) edit

The Unearthly (movie) edit

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians edit

Master Ninja I edit

The Castle of Fu Manchu edit

Master Ninja II edit

Season 4 edit

Space Travelers edit

The Giant Gila Monster edit

City Limits edit

Teenagers from Outer Space edit

Being from Another Planet edit

Attack of the Giant Leeches edit

Undersea Kingdom, Chapter 1 (short) edit

Attack of the Giant Leeches (movie) edit

The Killer Shrews edit

Junior Rodeo Daredevils (short) edit

The Killer Shrews (movie) edit

Hercules Unchained edit

Indestructible Man edit

Undersea Kingdom, Chapter 2 (short) edit

Indestructible Man (movie) edit

Hercules Against the Moon Men edit

The Magic Sword edit

Hercules and the Captive Women edit

Manhunt in Space edit

General Hospital, Installment 1 (short) edit

Manhunt in Space (movie) edit

Tormented edit

The Beatniks edit

General Hospital, Installment 2 (short) edit

The Beatniks (movie) edit

Fire Maidens of Outer Space edit

Crash of the Moons edit

General Hospital, Installment 3 (short) edit

Crash of the Moons (movie) edit

Attack of the Eye Creatures edit

The Rebel Set edit

Johnny at the Fair (short) edit

The Rebel Set (movie) edit

The Human Duplicators edit

Monster A-Go-Go edit

Circus on Ice (short) edit

Monster A-Go-Go (movie) edit

The Day the Earth Froze edit

Here Comes the Circus (short) edit

The Day the Earth Froze (movie) edit

Bride of the Monster edit

Hired! Part 1 (short) edit

Bride of the Monster (movie) edit

Manos: The Hands of Fate edit

Hired! Part 2 (short) edit

Manos: The Hands of Fate (movie) edit

Season 5 edit

Warrior of the Lost World edit

Hercules edit

Swamp Diamonds edit

What to Do on a Date (short) edit

Swamp Diamonds (movie) edit

Secret Agent Super Dragon edit

The Magic Voyage of Sinbad edit

Eegah edit

I Accuse My Parents edit

The Truck Farmer (short) edit

I Accuse My Parents (movie) edit

Operation Double 007 edit

The Girl in Lovers Lane edit

The Painted Hills edit

Body Care and Grooming (short) edit

The Painted Hills (movie) edit

Gunslinger edit

Mitchell edit

The Brain That Wouldn't Die edit

Teen-Age Strangler edit

Is This Love? (short) edit

Teen-Age Strangler (movie) edit

The Wild Wild World of Batwoman edit

Cheating (short) edit

The Wild Wild World of Batwoman (movie) edit

Alien from L.A. edit

Beginning of the End edit

The Atomic Brain edit

What About Juvenile Delinquency? (short) edit

The Atomic Brain (movie) edit

Outlaw edit

Radar Secret Service edit

Last Clear Chance (short) edit

Radar Secret Service (movie) edit

Santa Claus edit

Teen-Age Crime Wave edit

Village of the Giants edit

12 to the Moon edit

Design for Dreaming (short) edit

12 to the Moon (movie) edit

Season 6 edit

Girls Town edit

Invasion USA edit

A Date with Your Family (short) edit

Invasion USA (movie) edit

The Dead Talk Back edit

The Selling Wizard (short) edit

The Dead Talk Back (movie) edit

Zombie Nightmare edit

Colossus and the Headhunters edit

The Creeping Terror edit

Bloodlust! edit

Uncle Jim's Dairy Farm (short) edit

Bloodlust! (movie) edit

Code Name: Diamond Head edit

A Day at the Fair (short) edit

Code Name: Diamond Head (movie) edit

The Skydivers edit

Why Study Industrial Arts? (short) edit

The Skydivers (movie) edit

The Violent Years edit

A Young Man's Fancy (short) edit

The Violent Years (movie) edit

Last of the Wild Horses edit

The Starfighters edit

The Sinister Urge edit

Keeping Clean and Neat (short) edit

The Sinister Urge (movie) edit

San Francisco International edit

Kitten with a Whip edit

Racket Girls edit

Are You Ready for Marriage? (short) edit

Racket Girls (movie) edit

The Sword and the Dragon edit

High School Big Shot edit

Out of This World (short) edit

High School Big Shot (movie) edit

Red Zone Cuba edit

Speech: Platform, Posture & Appearance (short) edit

Red Zone Cuba (movie) edit

Danger!! Death Ray edit

The Beast of Yucca Flats edit

Money Talks (short) edit

Progress Island USA (short) edit

The Beast of Yucca Flats (movie) edit

Angels Revenge edit

The Amazing Transparent Man edit

The Days of Our Years (short) edit

The Amazing Transparent Man (movie) edit

Samson vs. the Vampire Women edit

Season 7 edit

Night of the Bloodbeast edit

Once Upon a Honeymoon (short) edit

Night of the Blood Beast (movie) edit

The Brute Man edit

The Chicken of Tomorrow (short) edit

The Brute Man (movie) edit

Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell edit

The Incredible Melting Man edit

Escape 2000 edit

Laserblast edit

Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie edit

Season 8 edit

Revenge of the Creature edit

The Leech Woman edit

The Mole People edit

The Deadly Mantis edit

The Thing That Couldn't Die edit

The Undead edit

Terror from the Year 5000 edit

The She-Creature edit

I Was a Teenage Werewolf edit

The Giant Spider Invasion edit

Parts: The Clonus Horror edit

The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies edit

Jack Frost edit

Riding with Death edit

Agent for H.A.R.M. edit

Prince of Space edit

Horror of Party Beach edit

Devil Doll edit

Invasion of the Neptune Men edit

Space Mutiny edit

Time Chasers edit

Overdrawn at the Memory Bank edit

Season 9 edit

The Projected Man edit

The Phantom Planet edit

Puma Man edit

Werewolf edit

The Deadly Bees edit

The Space Children edit

Century 21 Calling (short) edit

The Space Children (movie) edit

Hobgoblins edit

The Touch of Satan edit

Gorgo edit

The Final Sacrifice edit

Devil Fish edit

The Screaming Skull edit

Robot Rumpus (A Gumby Adventure) (short) edit

The Screaming Skull (movie) edit

Quest of the Delta Knights edit

Season 10 edit

Soultaker edit

Girl in Gold Boots edit

Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders edit

Future War edit

Blood Waters of Dr. Z edit

Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues edit

Track of the Moon Beast edit

Final Justice edit

Hamlet edit

It Lives by Night edit

Horrors of Spider Island edit

Squirm edit

A Case of Spring Fever (short) edit

Squirm (movie) edit

Diabolik edit

Specials edit

MST3K Little Gold Statue Preview Special edit

MST3K 1st Annual Summer Blockbuster Review edit

MST3K 2nd Annual Summer Blockbuster Review edit

MST3K Academy of Robots Choice Awards Preview Special edit

Assignment: Venezuela (short) edit

NOTE: This short was never aired, but it is available on videotape.


Major cast edit

See also edit

External links edit

 
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