True Jackson, VP

True Jackson, VP is an American teen sitcom created by Andy Gordon for Nickelodeon. It aired from November 8, 2008, to August 20, 2011.

Season 1

Pilot

True Jackson: Oh, I'm not supposed to drink soda. It makes my tongue sweat. Is there any bubbly water?

Cricket: I can order you some. Would you like some juice boxes while I'm at it?

True: Oh, for real... Oh, are you just being snotty?

Cricket: Snotty.

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True: Oh, Lulu this is Cricket, my assistant.

Lulu: Seriously, you're her boss, but you're so old.

True: Lulu!!

Lulu: What? You're a kid and she a grown woman. It's like backwards day.

True: I'm sorry, Cricket.

Cricket: Not as sorry as I am.

Lulu: Wait! This is your office?!

True: Check it out. I got a view of Fifth Avenue. And you see this wall over here?

Lulu: Mm-hmm.

True: You see it? It turns into a refrigerator.

Lulu: [gasps] Not even!

True: And I get to decorate this office any way I want. They even give me catalogs. [Lulu plays with the remote wall and True gets annoyed] Stop it. Lulu! LULU!! DUDE!!!!

Lulu: SORRY!!! Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Firing Lulu

Amanda Cantwell: So you might not be prepared for your accessory presentation. I couldn't help but overhear.

True: I know. I saw your ear pressed against the glass.

Amanda: Yeah, well I happen to do that to.. cool my ears.

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Max Madigan: Kopelman don't be rude, OUT!

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Amanda: Oscar, I'd like to get my seating chart cards laminated. Do you know if we have a laminated machine anywhere in the... (Oscar takes out a small laminating machine) No, that's too small (Oscar takes out a large laminating machine) No, that's too big (Oscar takes out a medium size laminating machine) Perfect. Oh, I'm also going to need a... (she was going to say extension cord but Oscar already gave it to her) OK, Then.

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Max: Two things, True. One, I finally tried that Happy Berry Yum Yum downstairs. Delicious! Two Yums is not enough.

True: I know right, I like the tangerine tinkle. Makes my nose itch.

Max: I've decided to treat myself to a cup a day.

True: Good for you. And what was the other thing you wanted to tell me?

Max: You have to fire Lulu.

True: I what now?!

Season 3

True Drive

Ryan Laserbeam: I gotta be honest, I can't hear anything over the sound of this marble in my arm.

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Ryan: That's not true, you left me alone yesterday!

True: And what happened?

Ryan: I sat on your computer.

True: And why?

Ryan: Because I broke your chair.

True: And how?

Ryan: Throwing hammers...