Australian comedian, actor, singer, songwriter, music composer and musician
Timothy David Minchin (born 7 October 1975) is an Australian comedian, actor, writer, musician and director, best known for his musical comedy.
- He's never really been part of the scene
Give him Guns N' Roses, he'll take Queen
He's more into Beatles than the Stones,
He's more Stevie Wonder than Ramones
- "Rock and Roll Nerd" (from Darkside, 2005)
- If you find me more offensive than the fucking possibility
The Pope protected priests when they were getting fucking fiddly,
then listen to me, motherfucker, this here is a fact:
You are just as morally misguided as that
Motherfucking power-hungry self-aggrandized bigot
in the stupid fucking hat.
- By definition, (I begin),
alternative medicine (I continue)
has either not been proved to work,
or has been proved not to work.
You know what they call alternative medicine that has been proved to work?
- "Storm", 2013 
- A genius is just a mentally ill person with an audience.