The Simpsons Road Rage (video game)

The Simpsons Road Rage is a 2001 video game.

Homer Simpson

• USA, USA!
• Get in. I got candy!
• What part of "Get in" don't you understand?
• Seatbelt schmeatbelt.
• I am so smart, I am so smart, S-M-R-T--- I mean S-M-A-R-T!

Bart Simpson

• It's time for some Road Rage! Bart Simpson style!
• Time to make some cold hard cash! (evil laugh)
• No problemo.

Marge Simpson

• Hold on tight!

Lisa Simpson

• Get ready for the electric speed!

Abraham Simpson

• Oh I sure hope I don't fall asleep on the wheel.

Groundskeeper Willie

• Don't make Willie angry. You wouldn't like Willie when he's angry.

Krusty the Clown

• Millions of children watch my show! Alright thousands! Okay dozens...
• Uh, I hope no one pukes in the car again. Yuck!
• Time to make some moola!

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

• Get in the car, please. I have many places to go today.

Barney Gumble

• Whoa, its my turn to drive already??!
• Hi, I'll be your driver today.

Moe Szyslak

• Moe money, Moe money.

Otto Mann

• Just leave the driving to me, dude.
• No problemo.

Clancy Wiggum

• Time to dish out some justice. Wiggum style!
• Crime doesn't take a vacation, but I do.

Ned Flanders

• Well Neddy, I'm sure we're gonna have ourselves a busy day!

Reverend Lovejoy

• Come and ride in the Lord's chariot.

Snake Jailbird

• I love the smell of gasoline in the morning.
• Dude, get in the car and let's go.
• All right, a sucker.
• We're off to the races.
• All right, easy money.

Professor Frink

• So happy to be on the road with the driving, steering, and cellphone-related mishaps.