The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

The Life and TImes of Juniper Lee (2005–2007), was an American animated television series. The series centers on the life of a preteen girl, named Juniper Lee. The magic and human worlds have been separated by a magical barrier, preventing ordinary humans from seeing any magic-related events or the creatures related to them. Juniper has recently been made the new Te Xuan Ze, which gives her the responsibility of maintaining the balance between the human and magic worlds. The show has a fairly campy take on the genre, and at times often makes fun of itself. Being a Te Zuan Ze is not easy for Juniper. She has to postpone what she likes doing the most just to save the world.

Season 1Edit

It's your party and I'll whine if I want to [1.1]Edit

Ophelia Ramírez: One, there's no music. Two, if there was music, I wouldn't like it. Three, no.

It Takes a Pillage [1.3]Edit

Jody is possessed by a Viking spirit
Jody Irwin: Give me the medallion, you milk-livered runt!
Juniper Lee: Runt?! I've got two inches on you!

Enter Sandman [1.6]Edit

June, Ray Ray, and Dennis are practicing their musical act for the school's talent show. Dennis complains that his siblings' performance is subpar to his own.":

Juniper Lee: Mom and dad are the only ones that heard us, and they made up sound proof in the basement!

Dennis: Oh yeah, well, Ray Ray doesn't even know which song were playing.

Ray Ray: Dude, I go where the music takes me. *he drums*

Juniper Lee: If we wanna go to the contest, can we please, just try to get thru one song?

Bada Bing, Bada Boomfist

There's No Mitzvah Like Snow Mitzvah [1.8]Edit

Star Quality [1.9]Edit

Picture Day [1.10]Edit

The Great Escape [1.11]Edit

Oh Brother, What Art Thou? [1.11]Edit

It's the Great Pumpkin, Juniper Lee [1.12]Edit

Meet the Parent [1.14]Edit

Take My Life, Please [1.15]Edit

Magic Takes a Holiday [1.16]Edit

The World According to L.A.R.P. [1.17]Edit

io riesco con un piccolo aiuto dai miei Elf [1.18]Edit

il mio piccolo aiutante elfo

Ding Dong the Witch Ain't Dead [1.19]Edit

Enter Sandman [1.20]Edit

Not in My Backyard [1.21]Edit

June: Ray-Ray, what did you do?

Ray-Ray: Relax, when I find you're gonna laugh, I swear........"

June: "Ray-Ray!"

Meanwhile.........up in the attic..........

Ray-Ray: "Yeah!"

June: "Ray-Ray, stop that, he's a monster, not a land fill."

New Trickster in Town [1.22]Edit

Thor: "ording pity party of one please, your table is ready, tonights special is an oven roasted filet of poor me, served on a delightful bed of cry me a river."


Juniper: "Thanks for all your help. I hope we did not interupt anything." Thor: "Well, just book club. But it's ok"...whispering "I hadn't read it yet anyway, don't tell anybody."

It Takes a Pillage [1.23]Edit

I've Got My Mind on My Mummy and My Mummy on My Mind [1.24]Edit

June: "Ray-Ray.......what did you do?"

Ray-Ray: "What?"

June: "What did you do?"

Ray-Ray: "Nothing......."

June: "Nothing? we've got 40 pounds of slug in our toilet.........what did you do?"

It's Your Party and I'll Whine if I Want To [1.25]Edit

Season 2Edit

Adventures in BabysittingEdit

Monroe: He's about as magical as a sack of hammers! (Referring to Juniper's Father)

Dream DateEdit

Roger asks Ophelia if she would go to the school dance with him

Ophelia: I'd rather put my head in a bucket of roaches.
Roger: So... is that a yes or a maybe?
Ophelia: Idiot.
Roger: Oh yeah, that's a maybe!


It's the Great Pumpkin, Juniper Lee [2.15]Edit

Oh Brother, What Art Thou? [2.14]Edit

The Great Escape [2.16]Edit

Picture Day [2.17]Edit

Star Quality [2.18]Edit

There's No Mitzvah Like Snow Mitzvah [2.19]Edit

Bada Bing, Bada Boomfist [2.20]Edit

Adventures in Babysitting [2.21]Edit

June's Egg-cellent Adventure: Juniper Lee Meets the Easter Bunny [2.22]Edit

I've Got You Under My Skin [2.23]Edit

Welcome Bat Otter [2.24]Edit

Dog Show Afternoon [2.25]Edit

Dream Date [2.26]Edit

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Last modified on 15 June 2012, at 16:49