The Jetsons
American animated sit-com (1962–1987)
The Jetsons was an animated prime-time television series about a nuclear family in the space age future, produced by Hanna-Barbera from 1962. After being re-run on Saturday morning for decades, new episodes were produced in 1985 and 1987 for syndication.
Season 1 (1962)
editRosie the Robot [1.1]
editA Date with Jet Screamer [1.2]
edit- Jane: Hello honey! Bad day at the office?
- George: Yeah. Those three hour work days are killing me.
The Space Car [1.3]
editThe Coming of Astro [1.4]
edit- George: And they say dogs are loyal.
Jetson's Nite Out [1.5]
edit- George: Well now, "Football coach predicts victory at tonight's game". I wonder what he's got to say.
- Coach: We'll moider dem.
The Good Little Scouts [1.6]
editThe Flying Suit [1.7]
edit- Cogswell: With this flight suit, we bombed.
Rosie's Boyfriend Mac [1.8]
editElroy's TV Show [1.9]
editUniblab [1.10]
edit- George Jetson: It'll be easy. I'll just tell Mr. Spacely I'm very sorry and that I'll never call him names again.
- [Nearly has a head-on collision with another car]
- George Jetson: Why you big strata-jerk. It's vacuum-heads like you who keep fuselage and fender shops in business. Come on out and face the music.
- Mr. Spacely: [Emerges from the other car] 'Morning, Jetson. Nice day isn't it?
- George Jetson: M-M-M-Mr. Spacely, I presume?
- Mr. Spacely: That's correct. I hope you're wearing your watch, Jetson, because you have exactly 5 MINUTES TO CLEAN OUT YOUR DESK!
- George Jetson: I hope you get ulcers in your cyclotron.
- George Jetson: I've got a wife, two kids and 10 finance companies to support. How am I supposed to pay my bills?
A Visit from Grandpa [1.11]
editAstro's Top Secret [1.12]
editElroy's Pal [1.13]
editTest Pilot [1.14]
editMillionaire Astro [1.15]
editThe Little Man [1.16]
editLas Venus [1.17]
edit- Gigi Galaxy: Come in, darling. I'm Gigi Galaxy. What did you say your name was?
- George Jetson: [stammers]
- Gigi Galaxy: What, darling?
- George Jetson: Oh, I'm-I'm, George Sprocket of Spacely Jetsons.
- Gigi Galaxy: Now, darling, sit down and tell me... who are you?
- George Jetson: My... my... my name is George Darling. Uh, I mean, Jetson.
Jane's Driving Lesson [1.18]
editG.I. Jetson [1.19]
editMiss Solar System [1.20]
editTV or Not TV [1.21]
editPrivate Property [1.22]
editDude Planet [1.23]
editElroy's Mob [1.24]
editSeason 2
editElroy Meets Orbitty [2.1]
editRosie Come Home [2.2]
editSolar Snoops [2.3]
editJudy's Birthday Surprise [2.4]
editSuperGeorge [2.5]
editFamily Fallout [2.6]
editInstant Replay [2.7]
edit- Irene Kingmaker: And that goes for your whole family, including that pie-faced piece of scrap metal.
- Rosie: [rips off her dress] Thank you for making my day.
Fugitive Fleas [2.8]
editS.M.A.S.H. [2.9]
editOne Strike, You're Out [2.10]
editMother's Day for Rosie [2.11]
editS'No Relative [2.12]
editDance Time [2.13]
editJudy Takes Off [2.14]
editWinner Takes All [2.15]
editThe Mirrormorph [2.16]
editThe Cosmic Courtship of George and Jane [2.17]
editHigh Moon [2.18]
editHi-Tech Wreck [2.19]
editLittle Bundle of Trouble [2.20]
editElroy in Wonderland [2.21]
editThe Swiss Family Jetson [2.22]
editRip-Off Rosie [2.23]
editFantasy Planet [2.24]
editSpace Bong [2.25]
editHaunted Halloween [2.26]
editAstro's Big Moment [2.27]
editJetsons' Millions [2.28]
edit- Mr. Spacely: I'll give you a vacation. For the rest of your life!
- George: Thank you, Mr. Spacely.
- Mr. Spacely: You still don't get it, Jetson. You're through. Forever.
- George: Well, it sure sounds like you mean it this time. [laughs] Goodbye Mr. Spacely.
- Mr. Spacely: 20 years of firing him and now he just walks out. That's gratitude for you.
The Wrong Stuff [2.29]
editThe Vacation [2.30]
editTeam Spirit [2.31]
editFuture Tense [2.32]
edit- George: Whoopee! We're still rich.
- IRS agent: Not quite. Heh-heh-heh. Taxes R Us. Let's see, with income averaging over three fiscal years minus the capital gain, there. [takes most of the money] And the rest is all yours. Well, thanks for your cooperation.
Far-Out Father [2.33]
editDog Daze Afternoon [2.34]
editGrandpa and the Galactic Gold Digger [2.35]
editRobot's Revenge [2.36]
edit- Ralph: Ooh, don't do that. You'll get your clothes all wrinkly. My name is Ralph, and anything you want, just.. Oh, oh, it's you. The lousy tipper.
- George: I never tipped the guys who worked here before you.
- Ralph: Uh huh? See why they all quit?
To Tell the Truth [2.37]
editBoy George [2.38]
editJudy's Elopement [2.39]
editThe Century's Best [2.40]
editA Jetson Christmas Carol [2.41]
editSeason 3
editCrime Games [3.1]
editASTROnomical I.Q. [3.2]
edit9 to 5 to 9 [3.3]
editInvisibly Yours, George [3.4]
editFather/Daughter Dance [3.5]
editClean as a Hound's Tooth [3.6]
editWedding Bells for Rosey [3.7]
editThe Odd Pod [3.8]
editTwo Many Georges [3.9]
editSpacely for a Day [3.10]
editRepeated quotes
edit- George Jetson: JANE! STOP THIS CRAZY THING! HELP! JANE!
- Mr. Spacely: Jetson, you're fired!
Films
edit- The Jetsons Meet the Flintstones (1987)
- Jetsons: The Movie (1990)
- The Jetsons & WWE: Robo-WrestleMania! (2017)
About The Jetsons
edit- I told them 1,000 years from now or a million years, the problem is always going to be parking.
- Joseph Barbera "Top Cat" by Duncan Campbell, The Guardian, (27 December 2000).
