The Goldbergs (season 1)

season of television series

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The Goldbergs (2013–present) is an American long-running sitcom aired on ABC.

Season 1

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The Circle of Driving [1.1]

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[Intro; Adam Goldberg videotapes Erica Goldberg while the latter is ironing her hair]
Erica Goldberg: Adam, what the hell?! I'm gonna crimp your face! Mom!

Barry Goldberg: Liar-- you're a liar, Simon! You are a liar! [sees Adam recording him] Stop videotaping!

Beverly Goldberg: [nonchalantly walking in on Barry while he's showering] What would you like for breakfast, sweetheart?
Barry Goldberg: Privacy!

Daddy Daughter Day [1.2]

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[Beverly lovingly stares at Adam as the latter wakes up]
Adam: [Gasps] Ah! Oh, Mom, you gotta stop watching me sleep.
Beverly: Well, if you'd let me stare at you during the daytime, we wouldn't have to do this little dance.

Mini Murray [1.3]

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Adult Adam Goldberg: [voiceover] Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Adam: Mom? I have a tummyache.
Beverly: Oh, sweetie. Do you need to make?
Adam: No! But... can I sleep here tonight?
Beverly: Yeah, sure.
Adult Adam: I had given in. For one night, my Mom had gotten the snuggles she so desperately craved.

Beverly: Adam's never forgiving me, but you can still patch things up with Barry. Just hire him back.

Why're You Hitting Yourself? [1.4]

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The Ring [1.5]

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Adam: [having dropped a wrench on his foot] [groans loudly] Aah!
Dana Caldwell: Are you okay?
Adam: Mmm-hmm.
Dana: Are you crying?
Adam: No. [Exhales] [whimpering]: Good talking.

Who Are You Going to Telephone? [1.6]

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Call Me When You Get There [1.7]

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The Kremps [1.8]

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[Adam's friend, Chad Kremp, knocks on the Goldbergs' door, then Beverly answers]
Chad Kremp: Hi. Can Adam play?
Beverly: [yelling from the bottom of the staircase] ADAM! GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE!

Stop Arguing and Start Thanking [1.9]

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Shopping [1.10]

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Kara-te [1.11]

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You're Under Foot [1.12]

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The Other Smother [1.13]

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You Opened the Door [1.14]

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Adult Adam: [voiceover] Unfortunately, I had two left feet. [Young Adam falls on his knees] I often found walking a hard enough challenge.
Dana: You okay?
Adam: Yeah. Been working out a lot. My quads locked up on me. That ever happened to you?
Dana: No.
Adam: Das coo' Das coo'.

Muscles Mirsky [1.15]

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Goldbergs Never Say Die! [1.16]

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Lame Gretzky [1.17]

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For Your Own Good [1.18]

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The President's Fitness Test [1.19]

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You're Not Invited [1.20]

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The Age of Darkness [1.21]

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A Wrestler Named Goldberg [1.22]

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Livin' on a Prayer [1.23]

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