The Goldbergs (season 1)
season of television series
The Goldbergs (2013–present) is an American long-running sitcom aired on ABC.
Season 1
editThe Circle of Driving [1.1]
edit- [Intro; Adam Goldberg videotapes Erica Goldberg while the latter is ironing her hair]
- Erica Goldberg: Adam, what the hell?! I'm gonna crimp your face! Mom!
- Barry Goldberg: Liar-- you're a liar, Simon! You are a liar! [sees Adam recording him] Stop videotaping!
- Beverly Goldberg: [nonchalantly walking in on Barry while he's showering] What would you like for breakfast, sweetheart?
- Barry Goldberg: Privacy!
Daddy Daughter Day [1.2]
edit- [Beverly lovingly stares at Adam as the latter wakes up]
- Adam: [Gasps] Ah! Oh, Mom, you gotta stop watching me sleep.
- Beverly: Well, if you'd let me stare at you during the daytime, we wouldn't have to do this little dance.
Mini Murray [1.3]
edit- Adult Adam Goldberg: [voiceover] Desperate times call for desperate measures.
- Adam: Mom? I have a tummyache.
- Beverly: Oh, sweetie. Do you need to make?
- Adam: No! But... can I sleep here tonight?
- Beverly: Yeah, sure.
- Adult Adam: I had given in. For one night, my Mom had gotten the snuggles she so desperately craved.
- Beverly: Adam's never forgiving me, but you can still patch things up with Barry. Just hire him back.
Why're You Hitting Yourself? [1.4]
editThe Ring [1.5]
edit- Adam: [having dropped a wrench on his foot] [groans loudly] Aah!
- Dana Caldwell: Are you okay?
- Adam: Mmm-hmm.
- Dana: Are you crying?
- Adam: No. [Exhales] [whimpering]: Good talking.
Who Are You Going to Telephone? [1.6]
editCall Me When You Get There [1.7]
editThe Kremps [1.8]
edit- [Adam's friend, Chad Kremp, knocks on the Goldbergs' door, then Beverly answers]
- Chad Kremp: Hi. Can Adam play?
- Beverly: [yelling from the bottom of the staircase] ADAM! GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE!
Stop Arguing and Start Thanking [1.9]
editShopping [1.10]
editKara-te [1.11]
editYou're Under Foot [1.12]
editThe Other Smother [1.13]
editYou Opened the Door [1.14]
edit- Adult Adam: [voiceover] Unfortunately, I had two left feet. [Young Adam falls on his knees] I often found walking a hard enough challenge.
- Dana: You okay?
- Adam: Yeah. Been working out a lot. My quads locked up on me. That ever happened to you?
- Dana: No.
- Adam: Das coo' Das coo'.