The Curse of the Jade Scorpion

The Curse of the Jade Scorpion is a 2001 film about an insurance investigator and an efficency expert who are both hypnotized by a crooked hypnotist with a jade scorpion into stealing jewels.

Directed and written by Woody Allen.

C. W. BriggsEdit

  • I hate her just like I hate that German chancellor with the mustache.
  • You have a nicely shaped buttocks.
  • It's a match made in heaven... by a retarded angel.
  • A lot of women have passed through this apartment. I can't say they were all winners, but...
  • They all look the same upside down.

Betty Ann FitzgeraldEdit

  • You don't have a kosher bone in your body.


  • Gosh, all this passion in a lousy insurance office!


C. W.: They say I always get my man.
Laura: Me, too.

Betty Ann: You're searching my desk!
C. W.: I wasn't searching. I was rummaging.

Chris: You know, there's a word for people who think everyone is conspiring against them.
C. W.: I know, perceptive.

Betty Ann: You wormy little ferret!
C. W.: Now, you're mixing metaphors.


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