2008 film by Michael Lembeck
The only thing harder than getting in, is staying in.
- Wait... I lost an earring. NOBODY MOVE!
- Loser loser, double loser, whatever, as if, get the picture. DUH!
- Relax Claire, this isn't Epcot!
- Somebody call the fashion police, i'm making this citizens arrest!
- Uh, conversation between the taco and burrito, nacho!
- Even worse, you left me for Kuh-Laire!
- It looks like Jenna's lips got a boob job!
- Massie Block: I'm sorry I don't speak loser.
- Layne Abeley: No hablas bitch.
- Massie Block: I choose A too.
- Claire Lyons: What's A?
- Massie Block: I'd rather be a friendless loser than have a bunch of friends that secretly hate me.
- Massie Block: Seriously Kris, when does your mom won't let you what you wanna wear?
- Kristen Gregory: My question first, one: why does it smell first class airline food?
- Dylan Marvil: I started circle diet today, sorry.
- Kristen Gregory: And two: who's the stowaway?
- Alicia Rivers: Oh my god! Has she been in here in the whole time?
- Massie Block: She's Claire.
- Kristen Gregory: Do we like her?
- Massie Block: No.
- Claire Lyons: Gummi Feet?
- Dylan Marvil: Thanks, but I don't eat sugar.
- Massie Block: And I don't eat feet.
- Massie Block: God Claire, you scare me! You should not sneak up people like that!
- Claire Lyons: Sorry.
- Massie Block: Oh it's fine, do you mind seating in the back we gotta pick up some more.
- Claire Lyons: Oh, sure!
- Claire Lyons: Did you see her shoes, her clothes and her hair? I swear, she looks straight out of magazine!
- Judy Lyons: She is pretty cute.
- Claire Lyons: Can I go shopping tomorrow, for the first day of school?
- Judy Lyons: What about the clothes before we left Florida?
- Claire Lyons: T.J. Max doesn't cut in here mom, it's like designer everything, please I wanted her to like me.
- Judy Lyons: Honey she's gonna like you because you're you not what you wear.
- Massie Block: Oh Vintage Ralph Lauren, 9!
- Alicia Rivers: You're 10 - you look ah-mazing.
- Claire Lyons: Hi! My parents told me all about you.
- Massie Block: Hmm, mine barely mention you. Except to say how fun and cool you are.
- Massie Block: Claire! You don't have to go.
- Claire Lyons: I have to? I wanted to.
- Massie Block: Fine. Whatever.
- Ellen Marlow as Claire Lyons
- Elizabeth McLaughlin as Massie Block
- Bridgit Mendler as Kristen Gregory
- Samantha Boscarino as Alicia Rivera
- Sophie Anna Everhard as Dylan Marvil
- Vanessa Marano as Layne Abeley
- Keli Price as Chris Abeley
- Dylan Minnette as Todd Lyons
- Elizabeth Keifer as Judi Lyons
- Neal Matarazzo as Jay Lyons
- David Chisum as William Block
- Julie Lauren as Kendra Block
- Boris McGiver as Isaac
- Angel Desai as Nurse Adele
- Camila Vignaud as Fawn
- Elizabeth Gillies as Shelby Wexler