The Buzz on Maggie

The Buzz on Maggie is an American animated television series created by Dave Polsky that aired on Disney Channel from June 17, 2005 to May 27, 2006. The series focuses on Maggie Pesky, along with her best friend, Rayna Cartflight.

The Flyinator / Ladybugged (1.01)

Aldrin: Flyinator 3 rated FM, for "fly mature."

Frieda: You're not old enough to see those kinds of movies.

Chauncey: Because Aldrin's older than you.

Aldrin: [mockingly] Wittle Maggie might get scared.

Chauncey: So, did you and Rayna see The Prancing Princess this afternoon? [Maggie hallucinates him as the Flyinator]

Maggie: [nervously hesitating] Oh, yeah. It was great. Very prancy.

Frieda: What was your favorite part? [Maggie also hallucinates her as the Flyinator]

Maggie: [more hesitantly] Uh… the part where the princess, uh… gets chased by the frog?

[Maggie becomes extremely traumatized when she hallucinates her family members as the Flyinator]

Maggie: [panicking] FLYINATORS! FLYINATORS EVERYWHERE!

Chauncey: [sternly] Maggie Pesky, did you see that movie, even though we told you not to?

Maggie: [breaking down, sobbing; telling the truth] YES! YES, I DID! I'M SORRY! I didn't mean to! It's just that, I saw Aldrin there, and he said he saw it and then I couldn't take it and then I had to see it to prove him wrong!

Chauncey: [to Aldrin] You also saw The Flyinator?

Frieda: Ooh, wasn't that good? [realizes] Oh! I mean, bad boy!

Aldrin: [scoffs annoyingly; to Maggie] Selling me out like that after all I did for you. Lying about you being at the library, stomping on your foot.

Funball / The Science Whatchamacallit (1.02)

Aldrin: TIME OUT!!! I'm getting my thorax handed to me by my kid brother. What is going on here?!

Chauncey: Are you letting him win on purpose?

Aldrin: No, it's this… game! It's crazy! I'm out there stealing and dunking, and I'm getting squashed like I hit a windshield!

Maggie: Get the ball, Pupert!

Pupert: What do you think I'm trying--

Maggie: [infuriated] I said, GET THE BALL!

Maggie: Pupert, do you have any idea what you just did?!

Pupert: Did it go in? For real?

Maggie: Yes.

Pupert: [victoriously, believing he won] Yippee!

Maggie: Into Aldrin's basket! We lose!

Mrs. Wingston: [approaching the girls] Before you plan your next big project together, you may want to take a look at your grades. [shows them both their papers, revealing they both got C's]

Rayna: A C? That's our third C this term!

Maggie: My parents are gonna be so mad… unless I can convince them that "C" stands for, "C? I got it right."

Mrs. Wingston: Another C, and I'll be seeing you girls in summer school!

Maggie: Mrs. Wingston is a totally hard grader. I'm sure everyone else got C's too.

[Pan over to Eugene and Wendell, the twin nerd beetles]

Eugene: Yes, another A! We're rolling in it, Wendell!

Both: High-five! [accidentally hit each other's faces]

Wendell: We should celebrate, Eugene.

Eugene: Oh! Let's stay home Saturday night, put on our astronaut costumes, and continue our debate on interplanetary physics!

Wendell: Over a delicious mug of herbal tea?

Eugene: Oh, you are bad!

Both: High-five!

Maggie: Okay, so we're not like the brainy beetle twins over there.

Frieda: We're not mad at you, Maggie dear. We're just disappointed.

Chauncey: Well, I'm kind of mad.

Maggie: I'm sorry, Mom and Dad, but science is really hard, and so totally boring. But, mostly really hard.

Frieda: Well, I don't know what else we can do to help you, dear. We've bought you books, we got you a tutor, well, heck, we even hired a motivational speaker.

Eugene: Wendell, pretty girls are talking to us.

Wendell: And we haven't even molted, yet!

[They both chuckle]

[At the Pesky house, Eugene is helping out Maggie with their project while Wendell is helping out Rayna]

Eugene: So you see, the moss combines with the photosynthetic pigment of the chlorophyll, thus creating of… [chuckles] heliotrope.

Maggie: Yes, Eugene. That seems to check out. [draws an image of herself on a pile of cash on her notepad]

Chauncey: My, my, my. Look at our little scientist hard at work.

Frieda: Is that my house plant?

Maggie: Yeah. Eugene and I are…combining the…photogenic piglet of cloro and phyll, thus creating our helium… rope.

Eugene: Huh?

Wendell: Maybe we should go over these projects one more time, just to be sure that you girls really understand them.

Maggie: Wow, Eugene. We've really outdone ourselves, haven't we?

Eugene: [sweating and quivering uncomfortably] Oh, I guess so.

Maggie: Are you okay? You don't look so good.

Mrs. Wingston: This looks very interesting. Maggie, why don't you tell the class all about it?

Maggie: And steal all the glory from my partner? Never. After you, Eugene. He's so excited about the project, he can barely speak. [losing patience] It's showtime, Eugene. Suck it up.

Eugene: This happens once in every young beetle's life! I had no idea it would be today! Molting!

[Stickyfeet Hospital; Maggie and Rayna come to visit Eugene and Wendell in their room as they're recovering]

Maggie: Hey, guys. Everyone feeling better?

Eugene: The cesium have an atomic weight of 75.

Maggie: [relieved] Oh, that's great.

Rayna: We were so worried.

Wendell: Actually, that was a no.

Rayna: I am so never gonna get you guys.

Maggie: Look, we just wanted to say we're sorry for messing up your presentations.

Eugene: It's okay, Maggie. I hear college is overrated.

Maggie: Oh, don't worry about that. We've explained everything to Mrs. Wingston, and you're both getting A's.

Eugene: Wow. Thanks.

Wendell: What about you guys?

Maggie: Well, let's just say Rayna and I will be doing a lot of extra credit.

The Candidate / Germy (1.03)

[As the Pesky family return home to Stickyfeet in the afternoon]

Chauncey: What a great trip, huh, kids?

Maggie: [dashes in and heads to the staircase in a rush] I know. Really fun. Loved it. Sorry it's over.

Frieda: [stopping her; suspicious] Just where are you headed in such a hurry, young lady?

Maggie: [nervously] Uh… Bathroom. I can never use those public toilets. The smell.

[As Maggie comes back home, she finds that Germy has escaped her room, and later, she gets scolded by her parents]

Chauncey: Young lady, we're furious!

Maggie: Me too! [turns to Pupert] Pupert! Did you bring that germ in this house?!

Pupert: No! I swear! PLEASE, BELIEVE ME!

Chauncey: But…

Pupert: FINE! I'll go to bed without supper, but you haven't heard the last of this!! [runs to his bedroom, crying]

Chauncey: Maggie, didn't I tell you not to bring that bug-for-saking germ back to Stickyfeet?!

Maggie: But I cleaned him and I've got him completely trained. [looks around the living room, completely wrecked] Well, almost.

Chauncey: Stickyfeet doesn't allow germs, Maggie. At least not the ones that make humans sick. We flies had a bad enough rap as it is.

Frieda: The humans are always blaming us for spreading germs. It's just plain embarrassing. [her husband motions to her and agrees]

Maggie: [remorsefully understanding they're both right] I'm sorry.

Chauncey: You will take that thing right back where you found him, first thing in the morning. End of discussion.

Maggie: Okay, I'll take him back. But Germy, I want you to know I… [notices Germy is not present and gasps in shock, seeing that he ran out of the window] GERMY! [flies out of the window]

Chauncey: Come back this instant, young lady!

Frieda: [alarmed in horror] Oh, dear bug! [calls the operator on the phone; shouting] THERE'S A WILD GERM LOOSE IN STICKYFEET!!!

Lunch Lady / Love Stinks (1.04)

Gym Shorts Kid: [grabs Maggie by the shoulders] Boundaries?! YOU LET THEM INSIDE THE SCHOOL! They're like an infection, Maggie! First the cafeteria, now they're in the hallways! You think they're just gonna stop? DO YOU ACTUALLY THINK THEY'RE JUST GONNA STOP?!

Jimmy's Mom: [looks at the chalkboard; to her son] Jimmy, you know the answer to that question. You did do your homework. Do we have to go over this again?

[After Mrs. Wingston and the other faculty leave the school, quitting their jobs…]

Rayna: [horrified] Oh, my bug, they're everywhere! It's like Night of the Living Parents!

Principal Peststrip: We can't just send them back to the cafeteria, we have to get them out of the school!

Maggie: [determined] There's only one person I know who's tough enough to send those monsters back to their caves.

The Price of Fame / King Flear (1.05)

Cornelius: My idea is that… [shouting angrily in Maggie's face] YOU KEEP YOUR IDEAS TO YOURSELF!

Maggie: Okay, now my turn?

Cornelius: NO!

Wendell: Yo, Maggie. I thought it would be cool if the guard did a hip hop dance. What do you think?

Rottingmuck Ranch / Bella Con Carney (1.06)

Bugsitting / Le Termite (1.07)

Maggie: Mom, I'm late. I need dinner packed to go, pronto!

Frieda: But, Maggie, dear, you really--

Maggie: [interrupting] Less talking, more packing. Chop, chop.

Frieda: [annoyed] Excuse me, young lady! You can't go out tonight. You already promised to watch your brother, Pupert.

Pupert: Yeah. Plus, you said you'd help me with my school project that's due tomorrow, remember?

Maggie: No.

Pupert: Of course, you do! It's for our great flies of history unit. I'm making a spacesuit just like the one the great fly-astronauts wore on the first lunar mission.

Pieface / The Hangout (1.08)

Aldrin: [as the perfume grenade explodes] Perfume! They've hit us with perfume!

George: I smell too good!

Maggie: [kicks the front door open] Maggie's home!

Aldrin: They've breached our perimeter! Retreat, men! RETREAT!

Maggie: We got 'em right where we want 'em. Let's take back our hangout! Ah, perfect! The last bastion of mail safety.

Rayna: Mm-hmm, the toilet.

[Aldrin, Pupert, and their friends are all hiding in the bathroom]

Maggie: I know you cowards are in there! You trespassed on Maggie Pesky's all-girls-hangout, and now you're gonna pay! Step back 'cause we're coming in! [lifts up her foot, ready to kick the bathroom door down]

Chauncey: [off-screen] No, you're not, young lady.

Maggie: Huh?

Frieda: This has gone far enough.

Chauncey: I let you kids hang out in my house for one day and this is what happens? [opens the bathroom door and Pupert, Aldrin, and their friends fall down on the ground]

Maggie: But it was supposed to be my hangout! You promised.

Chauncey: Look, if you kids had been considered of each other at the Trash Bean, you could have stayed there. And if you had worked things out here, you could have had a great hangout. But now, you've got nothing.

Slumber Party / Spelling Bees (1.09)

Pupert: I thought Mom and Dad said you couldn't have Rayna over.

Maggie: Pupie, I have a fantasious plan. And you're an important part of it. I'm going to have a sleepover with Rayna, and you get to be…

Pupert: The tattletale? [Fade to his imagination when he tattles on his parents about Maggie's disobedience] And that's how Maggie totally disobeyed you.

Chauncey: Maggie Pesky, you're grounded for LIFE! (So, Go to your Room!)

Maggie: This black widow movie is not as romantic as I thought.

[Maggie, Rayna, and Pupert come out of the closet and look at the wreckage all around the house]

Rayna: Ohhh… I'm glad this ain't my house.

Maggie: [doubtfully saddened] I guess my parents were right. I wasn't ready to have a sleepover when they weren't home.

Rayna: Maybe they won't ground you for like, eternity.

Maggie: But, they can't ground me for something I didn't do. Plan B: Clean up, destroy all evidence, and act like it never happened.

Rayna: [looking out the window] Well, you better act quick, 'cause here come your parents!

The Usual Insects / Sister Act (1.10)

Mrs. Wingston: Alright, people! Friday's our class trip to Raging Gutters water park. [the students all cheer excitedly] So, let's see (your) permission slips.

Rayna: [excited] Ooh, I can't wait, girl! Soakin' up the sun, slidin' down the storm drain.

Maggie: Ker…

Rayna: Splash!

Fly student #1: Ew, yuck! We'll have to share water with the wannabes?

Fly student #2: They'll stink up the trip, and not in a good way.

Dawn: [smugly] Not if they can't get on the bus.

Mrs. Wingston: Maggie, your permission slip.

Maggie: [gives Mrs. Wingston her permission slip] Voila.

Mrs. Wingston: Hm, looks like there's a mark on your permanent record.

Maggie: Eh, probably made honor roll. Let's uh, keep it on the QT. No need to shame the others.

Mrs. Wingston: Hmm, it says here, you pulled a phony fire drill.

Maggie: [shocked] What?! But-but, that's not true!

Rayna: Maggie'd never do that!

Mrs. Wingston: Very convincing coming from someone who wrote the answers to the Latin final… ON HER WINGS!

Rayna: [offended] Say what?! Our school don't even offer Latin!

Mrs. Wingston: Sorry, ladies, but you'll be spending Friday in detention. Oh, and according to this, so will you, you, you, and you. [motions to Eugene, Wendell, Gym Shorts Kid, and Melvin, all four look completely shocked]

Maggie: But, Mrs. Wingston, there must be some mistake!

[In Principal Peststrip's office, Maggie and her friends complain to him about their permanent records]

Principal Peststrip: Shush, shush, shush, shush. Sorry, folks. The permanent record never lies.

Maggie: But, Principal Peststrip, none of us did any of those things!

Principal Peststrip: And who do you expect me to believe, huh? You, who have every reason to lie to me, or this innocent little manila folder? You wouldn't lie to me, would you? [talks with a Mickey Mouse impression] No way, Mr. P, never. No.

Rayna: Don't you think you'd remember if Maggie pulled a phony fire drill?

Principal Peststrip: Hmm, I suppose so. Tell you what, I'll check with my new office aide. [presses down on the intercom key] Dawn, would you come in here a moment, please?

Eugene: [disappointed] Darn! I was gonna cannonball off the high dive.

Wendell: No, you weren't.

Eugene: Well, I… I might've.

Maggie: Guys, guys, we can't just stand by and let Dawn get away with this.

Rayna: Oh, sure we can, if the permanent record says so.

Maggie: Hey, that's it! Peststrip says the record's word is final, right? Well, if Dawn can change it one way, we can change it back.

Melvin: We can? How?

Maggie: By breaking in and fixing our records so they're right again.

Rayna: Break in? But Maggie, that is stooping to Dawn's level. Haven't you ever heard the old saying, "Two wrongs don't make a right?"

Maggie: But, Rayna, there's another saying. "One wrong that fixes another wrong restores balance to the universe."

Rayna: Don't know that one.

Maggie: Never got on like the original.

Eugene: Maggie, come on, gal, think this through. Have you seen Peststrip's records' room?

Wendell: The security's tighter than a pair of Gym Shorts Kid's gym shorts!

Maggie: First task: intelligence. The only way into the records' room is with a keycard. Peststrip trusts one filer-- Dawn. Gym Shorts, we need five minutes to get in, get the key, and swap for this-- a worthless library card.

Gym Shorts Kid: No problemo!

Maggie: Rayna, we'll need you to impersonate Dawn. Can you do it?

Rayna: [imitating Dawn's voice] How's this?

Maggie: Work on it.

[Rayna successfully swaps the security key with the library card while disguised as Dawn]

Rayna: [on walkie-talkie] The bug is in the jar. Repeat. The bug is in the jar.

Maggie: [through walkie-talkie] Excellent. All set, Snap?

Snap: [through walkie-talkie] We roll at midnight.

Principal Peststrip: [catches Maggie with two security guards, in his pajamas; annoyed] Miss Pesky, I'm afraid this won't look good on your permanent record.

[Maggie watches her friends dumping out their juice boxes before going to the water park through the classroom window while in detention with Dawn, Snap, and four other students and sits back in her desk]

Dawn: [off-screen; talking with Principal Peststrip] Detention?! I'm telling you, it's a frame-up! [enters the classroom] Why would I change people's records without checking with you first?

Principal Peststrip: I'm sorry, Dawn, but the permanent record… never lies. [leaves the classroom, closing the door]

Dawn: [to Maggie; sharply] You!

Maggie: Huh?

Dawn: Don't play innocent! You changed my record to get me busted! Whatever happened to "I'm not you?"

Maggie: I didn't. I swear.

Dawn: Yeah, right! Who else would want me here?

Snap: [whistling] Yo, springtime! Saved you a seat.

Aldrin: Dad, I got my fists stuck in the punching bag again!

Pupert: [walking by, wearing a pair of pants on his head] Looks like somebody put my pants in my hat drawer! Who's the comedian?

Rayna: [on commercial] Walking around with your antennas unprotected? What you need, is a pair of bug cozy antenna muffs. They're warm, but cool, what the styling fly is wearing. In stores, now!

Director: [frightfully] Uh, Miss Cartflight? I think you've had enough cocoa.

Rayna: [turns to him while drunk] I will tell you when I have had enough!

Maggie: Let's see what the old brain cooked up. [reading] "You're on your own! ❤️ Maggie?" [to her brain; annoyingly] Brain!

Maggie's Brain: I'm a brain, not a magician.

Maggie: Of course! Now it all makes sense! You wanted me to look like a fool!

Bella: Gaa.

Maggie: Don't give me that. You owe me, Bella. [viciously enraged] I MADE YOU!

Maggie: For someone with no legs, you really know how to step on your sister! Well, Bella, we'll just see about that.

Hooligans / Scum Bites (1.11)

Maggie: [satisfied as Snap and his friends are being punished] Yeah, that's right! Let that be a lesson to all of you!

Chauncey: Maggie Pesky, what's this I hear about you bullying some poor ant boy?

Maggie: No, you don't understand, he…

Frieda: Maggie, this type of behavior gives flies a bad name.

Maggie: But how did you know about…? [looks at Pupert; gasps in shock, then annoyed] Pupert.

The Big Score / Scare Wars (1.12)

Maggie: [to Aldrin, holding a King Choco bar wrapper] See? I told you I'd get a King Choco bar.

Aldrin: A King Choco bar wrapper?

Metamorpho-Sis / Radio Free Buzzdale (1.13)

Maggie: [sobs] I think I love them already.

Those Pesky Roaches / Bugtillion (1.14)

Frieda: Kids, this has gone too far.

Pupert: Well, we gave it a sh-- [Maggie covers his mouth]

Chauncey: This is a family matter, and it should be handled within the family.

Frieda: Now you're turning everyone in Stickyfeet against us!

Maggie: Rayna's signing up for Bugtillion.

Dawn: Well, I'm sorry to "Rayna" on your parade.

Rayna: You're gonna join Bugtillion after what Dawn did to me?!

Maggie: I'm joining Bugtillion because of what Dawn did to you. Think about it, Rayna. With me working on the inside, and you on the outside, we can full-on sabotage our prissy snob-fest.

Mrs. Swatworthy: Rayna Cartflight, you are in so much trouble!

Maggie: [gasps and steps up, defending her best friend] Wait! This is all my fault!

[The audience gasp in shock]

Frieda: [gasps] Your fault? Maggie, you?

Maggie: [upset] I wanted to get back at Dawn for what she did to Rayna, but I didn't think about how I might ruin it for everybody. I'm sorry, Mom. [to the audience] I'm sorry to everybody. [to Dawn; coldly] Well, not so much you.

[Dawn sizzles up angrily]

Hot For Tutor / Sick Days Inc. (1.15)

Maggie: You sure you don't want to stay for dinner?

Rayna: Oh, no. Last time I stayed for stew night, it turned to be stew week, if you get my drift.

Frieda: [refills Rayna's bowl with more stew] Oh, and there's more where that came from.

Rayna: Oh, goody. [whispering to Maggie] Your mom's killing me here.

Maggie: This isn't even my handwriting. It looks like… [outraged] RAYNA'S! I'll teach her a thing or two!

[Maggie shows up at the Cartflight house boot, rings the doorbell, and Mrs. Cartflight answers the door]

Maggie: Hey, Mrs. Cartflight. Is Rayna home? I can't find her anywhere.

Mrs. Cartflight: I believe she's getting some math tutoring on the beach.

Maggie: The beach?

Mrs. Cartflight: I know it's strange, baby. But Rayna insisted that some field study would help her with her mouth.

Maggie: Oh, I bet she did.

Maggie: I'm so mature I read the business section!

Rayna: I'm so mature I have life insurance!

[The two continue fighting as elders]

Maggie: I'm so mature my bones ache!

Rayna: I wear dentures!

[They bump into each other]

Both: Ow.

Maggie: My grandchildren never write.

Rayna: My memory's shot. I can't even remember why we're doing this.

Eugene: Oh, Maggie, you gotta help us get out of gym!

Wendell: It's dodgeball day! Lefty will pummel us into smithereens!

Eugene: We have money.

Maggie: Eugene, Wendell, we go back a long way. Tell you what, I'm gonna help you kids out. This kit has everything you need.

Wendell: Oh, thank you, Maggie. Thank you!

Maggie: This needs to be our little secret. Got it?

Eugene: Oh, got it. Thanks, Maggie.

Maggie: You got to admit, Peststrip. You and me, we had quite a run, didn't we?

Principal Peststrip: Yeah, Pesky. Quite a run. Take her away.

Scout of Order / Ant Mines (1.16)

[Cartflight house; Rayna is in her room, setting up her camera]

Maggie: [entering the room; irritated] Bugspit would know a good story if it bit him in the thorax!

Rayna: Ooh, anger! That's great.

Maggie: Huh?

Rayna: Photography class. I'm supposed to do a study of emotions. Now, could you look happy?

Maggie: [making a happy look] Who does he think he is, telling me I can't write for the school paper?

Rayna: Uh, the editor? That pretty much puts him in charge.

Cornelius: [holding the Buzzdale Daily Buzz newspaper with the article's headline reading: "Maggie Lies Again"] I must say Rayna certainly captured the moment.

Faking History / Bugs on the Brink (1.17)

Cornelius: [to his students] And as we approach the vacation season, we are reminded that it is time to celebrate a time to be joyful, and a time for me assign your midterm project.

[All the students groan]

Gym Shorts Kid: But we're supposed to have the next two weeks off.

Mr. Bugspit: And this project should take two weeks to complete. It works perfectly!

Cornelius: Nice try, Miss Pesky, but this is History.

Maggie: Oh! So that's why I was sleeping.

Rayna: This diorama is a really big deal, Maggie. I can't flunk out of History.

Maggie: [typing on her computer] Neither can I. That's why I'm getting a little help from my Uncle Morty.

Rayna: Who? [Maggie turns her computer monitor; reading a website] "Uncle Morty's House of Dioramas. Specializing in pre-made dioramas for the very busy student who let's face it has better things to do."

Maggie: That's me!

Rayna: That's cheating. You can't.

Maggie: I just did. I should be receiving my "deluxe" recreation of the Boston Flea Party in five business days.

Rayna: Uh, fly-friend, Bugspit totally has it out for you.

[In the living room, Maggie has all her diorama tools on the table and invites Mr. Bugspit over for dinner]

Aldrin: What kind of fleeb invites a teacher over for dinner?

Maggie: I just invited him to be nice. I figured, hey, he's into dioramas, Dad was into dioramas, he'll see me working on my diorama. It'll be fun.

Aldrin: And me without my party hat! [smiles, then frowns]

[The doorbell rings]

Maggie: That's him now! Places, people! And… go! [starts getting to work]

Frieda: Well… [knocking sounds from the front door are heard] Oh! I guess I'll get it. [walks to the front door and answers it; delighted as Mr. Bugspit is standing at the doorway with a box of gifts] Hello! Welcome, Mr. Bugspit! I'm Frieda.

Cornelius: Call me Cornelius. These are for you. I wasn't sure what to bring. I don't get invited to dinner very often… almost never. Okay, this is a first.

Frieda: Oh! [chuckles] My goodness. Flowers, and chocolate, oh, and a fake mustache.

Pupert: I'll take that!

[In the dining room around dinner time, Maggie, Aldrin, Pupert, Frieda, and Bella are all sitting on one side of the table, looking tired and bored, while Chauncey and Cornelius sit together on the opposite]

Cornelius: [finishing his story] …And that is how the Royal Bee Kingdom was saved.

Chauncey: [amazed] Wow, what a story!

Cornelius: I got plenty more where that came from.

Maggie, Aldrin, and Pupert: [all to their mother] Can we please be excused?

Frieda: Certainly, kids. Go ahead. Save yourselves.

[The three kids dash out of the dining room; Later in the kitchen…]

Maggie: [talking with Rayna on the phone] I'm telling you, Rayna, Bugspit totally fell for my "I love dioramas" routine! So, want to go to the mall tomorrow? Oh, that's right. You have to work on your History project! [laughs; then hears her father and Cornelius laughing as they're about to enter the living room; panicked] They're coming! Gotta go man my station!

Chauncey: I have to hand it to you, Cornelius. You really made History come alive for me and my daughter.

Cornelius: It's a gift.

Maggie: I only wish I was alive when Dad's diorama was still around. Bet it was a doozy.

Maggie: I can't take it! This is supposed to be my vacation! But he's everywhere! It's all Bugspit, all the time.

Rayna: Well, on the upside, that diorama's looking good.

Maggie: Yeah, right. The one from the Internet still isn't here, so I have to keep pretending to care about this stupid thing. I don't know how this could get any worse.

Maggie: [on the phone] It was supposed to be here four days ago! I've still got a little vacation to enjoy. [shouting] UNCLE MORTY PROMISED ME A FINISHED DIORAMA, AND I WANT IT NOW! [hangs up in frustration and looks at her diorama, noticing that it's finished] I have a finished diorama!

Training Day / Honey Striper (1.18)

Maggie: [to Aldrin] How am I supposed to live my scooter lifestyle when the whole town blames me for your injury?!

Aldrin: Remember the good old days, when I could function?!

Maggie: You've got to play in the homecoming game. Everyone hates me and I'll never get my scooter lifestyle if you don't!

Aldrin: LOOK AT ME! Do I look like I can play?!

Racooooon! / Best, Best Friends (1.19)

Frieda: [to her husband as the raccoon picks up the family's car] You know, with that whole "car ride" back here, we probably could have come up with a better plan.

Peskys Unclogged / Club Hopping (1.20)

Maggie: I'm just trying to keep it a family thing. A special, private, nobody-must-ever-know family thing. [shocked] UNCLE ERN! Is that a…video camera?!

[Uncle Ern is filming the footage with his camera as he waves]

[Two days later…]

Maggie: Rayna, it's been two days.

Rayna: Oh, I'm sorry, Maggie. But the dress, and the shoes, and the... [laughs hysterically] Why didn't you warned me?

Maggie: Why didn't I warned you? Take your reaction and multiply by a thousand. That's what my life would be like if this clogging stuff gets out!

Chauncey: [on the phone with Florence] Outstanding! You're the best, Flo! [hangs up; to the family] Aunt Florence just booked us on the Family Fun channel's Family Fun Talent Showcase! Thinks it's time we hit the big time! Tomorrow at noon, we're clogging for cable!

Maggie: [horrified shock] WHAT?!

Pupert: Yippee!

Maggie: She can't do that!

Rayna: Aldrin, you're into clogging?

Aldrin: I make anything cool. I embrace it as a kind of challenge.

Rayna: [chuckles] Ho, ho, ho. I am gonna set my VCR. [leaves the house, laughing]

Chauncey: [unsure] I don't know, Maggie. You've got a skuff on your dragon boots there, Aldrin. [mistakenly points to Pupert]

Pupert: I'm Pupert.

Chauncey: See? You can't even tell who we are!

Maggie: Exactly! I mean, that's exactly our gimmick. We're the cloggers of mystery. Completely and utterly take it to our graves, anonymous.

Frieda: Do we really need a gimmick, dear? I mean, we are clogging.

Aldrin: I kinda like it. It makes me look even cooler than usual. And I didn't think that was possible.

Pupert: I feel bad! To not showering before get in the pool kind of bad!

Florence: What in bug's name is going on? Where's my brother? His family? This is devil-clogging! [picks up the phone and calls a number]

Rayna: You call that a stunt? I am telling if you could have seen those eight balloons.

Florence: [pushing a gigantic TV screen] The answer to the identity of Cloggers X is on this tape.

Chet Fass: Get me a satellite link.

Maggie: [worried] This can't be good!

Florence: [zooms in the footage on Maggie's head, where her pink hair is nearly showing] Right there. You see that pink hair slipping out? I only know one clogger who has hair like that. Now the truth can be revealed. Cloggers X is the Pesky family!

Maggie: [comes out of the house] LIES! LIES, I SAY! HOW DARE YOU?!

Chauncey: This has gone far enough. It's time to come clean.

Florence: [while being taken away by the police] Embrace your greatness, Peskys. You are clogging done!

Frieda: Maggie, we can't let them put dear Aunt Florence away!

Chauncey: Out of my way, young lady.

Frieda: Golly. I never realized clogging was so unpopular.

Chauncey: Maybe we should kept it our own private thing.

[Iris closes in on Maggie, groaning angrily over all that for nothing]

Synchronized Flying / Roach Hotel (1.21)

Rayna: So that's it. You're trying to trick your way out of me and my partner! All of those I.O.U.'s mean nothing to you?!

Maggie: No! You don't get it!

Rayna: Oh, I get it. You want out? Fine! You got it! [flies off]

Maggie: So, no more synchronized flying?

Rayna: [comes back] Oh, I'm gonna fly in that competition, if I have to synchronize with myself! [flies off again]

Maggie: [flies after her] Rayna, no! You don't understand!

Rayna: I'm getting carried off on those shoulders! You'll see! [dashes away] DREAM KILLER!

Maggie: Rayna, slow down! I'll explain!

Maggie: Look what you've done to our vacation!

Aldrin: Our vacation?! This was your vacation! You tricked all of us into coming!

Maggie: You might have enjoyed it if you didn't spend the whole time scheming and sabotaging!

Aldrin: Well, maybe if you hadn't…

Chauncey: [popping out of the snow] Whoa, hold it! Let me get this straight. While we were off enjoying our trip, you two were busy lying, manipulating, and scheming?

Maggie: You left out sabotaging. (But, yes.)

Frieda: What kind of family vacation is that?

[Last lines; As the Pesky family drive home to Stickyfeet…]

Chauncey: Looks like I own your allowances for the next… well… forever.

Frieda: And from now on, neither of you gets to decide where we go on vacation.

Maggie: If we don't, then, who does?

Cast

Jessica DiCicco – Maggie Pesky
Cree Summer – Rayna Cartflight
Thom Adcox – Pupert Pesky
David Kaufman – Aldrin Pesky
Brian Doyle-Murray – Chauncey Pesky
Susan Tolsky – Frieda Pesky
Tara Strong – Bella Pesky, Dawn Swatworthy
Candi Milo – Mrs. Wingston, Nurse Hatchison
Jeff Glen Bennett – Principal Peststrip, Florence Pesky
Curtis Armstrong – Cornelius Bugspit
Jess Harnell – Eugene, Wendell