The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas
1978 musical with a book by Texas author Larry L. King and Peter Masterson and music and lyrics by Carol Hall
The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas is a 1982 American musical comedy film co-written, produced and directed by Colin Higgins (in his final film as director). It is an adaptation of the 1978 Broadway musical of the same name.
- Miss Mona: You know what burns my ass? A flame about three feet high!
- Sheriff Ed Earl Dodd: It's slicker than cat shit on linoleum floor!
- Deputy Fred: Everyone loves Sheriff Ed Earl Dodd, especially Ed Earl Dodd.