The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas is a 1982 American musical comedy film co-written, produced and directed by Colin Higgins (in his final film as director). It is an adaptation of the 1978 Broadway musical of the same name
- You know what burns my ass? A flame about three feet high!
- Miss Mona-Dolly Parton.
- It's slicker than cat shit on linoleum floor!
- Sheriff Ed Earl Dodd --Burt Reynolds.
- Everyone loves Sheriff Ed Earl Dodd, especially Ed Earl Dodd.
- Deputy Fred--Jim Nabors.