The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle and Friends
The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle and Friends (known as Rocky and His Friends during the first two seasons and as The Bullwinkle Show for the last three seasons) is an American animated television series that originally aired from November 19, 1959, to June 27, 1964, on the ABC and NBC television networks. Produced by w:Jay Ward Productions, the series is structured as a variety show, with the main feature being the serialized adventures of the two title characters, the anthropomorphic moose Bullwinkle and flying squirrel Rocky.
Jet Fuel FormulaEdit
The Submarine Squirrel or 20,000 Leagues Beneath the SeaEdit
- Rocky: (being fired at by American anti-aircraft weapons) Hokey smoke! They think I’m an enemy! (shouts towards the shooters) Hey! Cut it out! I’m friendly! Look I’m smiling! (to himself) Oh, if there was just some way I could tell them who I am!
- Narrator: Then the brainy squirrel got an idea and began to fly in a special pattern.
- Soldier: Look General! The object is spelling something out!
- Narrator: Sure enough, the wily Rocky was using the smoke from the ack-ack bursts to spell out letters – a kind of polka dot skywriting.
- Soldier: What’s it say, General?
- General Broad Beam: (reading the letters through binoculars) U…S… (shouts to his troops) Cease firing! Don’t harm a hair on his head! That is a US taxpayer! We need every one of them we can get!
- Narrator: So Rocky continued gliding toward the shore, this time with an honour escort of jet planes.
The Kerwood DerbyEdit
Borris and Fearless Leader are inside cabin; outside a cannon is pointed at Bullwinkle
- Fearless Leader: If the Moose dies..the Plan dies...
- Borris: SO?
- Fearless Leader: If the Plan dies..Pottyslvania dies...
- Borris: SO?
- Fearless Leader: If Pottyslvania dies. YOU DIE...
Points gun at Borris
Bullwinkle Bellows Again or Moonin' LowEdit
- Narrator: Last time you remember Bullwinkle’s ukulele concert was interrupted by the appearance of thousands of monstrous moon mice, who began to close in on our friends until they were surrounded on all sides.
- Bullwinkle: There’s another way to be surrounded?
- Narrator: On the outskirts of the mob of moon mice were Boris and Natasha, who seemed to have lost control over the fearsome creatures.
- Natasha: (Boris is examining the inner mechanisms of one of the mice) What you’re doing darling?
- Boris: I’m checking wiring on this one Natasha. Hmm. Crossover terminal here. Overload plate there.
- Natasha: (Points at and nearly touches one of the wires) Where does this wire go darling?
- Boris: (Pulls her hand back from the wire) Natasha! Please! That may be live wire!
- Natasha: How do I know if it’s live wire?
- Boris: Well, if you touch it like this and it goes… (touches the wire, gets electrocuted and faints)
- Natasha: Boris! Oh dear! Now I’ll never know if it’s live or not!
Missouri Mish MashEdit
Calling Fearless Leader or Whistle for the MissileEdit
- Narrator: But a few thousand miles away from this love feast, Fearless Leader was preparing to make a trip to Peaceful Valley, in the fastest way possible – by rocket.
- Fearless Leader: We mustn’t leave Badenov in charge too long! Fire one!
- Professor: But Fearless Leader, I think…
- Fearless Leader: Don’t think! Just do what I tell you!
- Professor: Well, you’re the boss.
- Fearless Leader: You’re so right!
- Narrator: And in a moment, the sleek black missile was zooming skyward.
- Sailor: Professor, it was a successful shot?
- Professor: Perfect. Perfect. He’s in orbit right now.
- Sailor: In orbit! But that means he can’t get down!
- Narrator: It was true. The missile had gone into orbit and was circling the Earth at tremendous speed.
- Sailor: Professor, what were you thinking of!
- Professor: Nothing. Fearless Leader told me not to.
- Sailor: (drags the Professor to a firing squad) Come along!
- Professor: But I obeyed the orders of Fearless Leader!
- Sailor: Congratulations! You will be the most loyal Pottsylvanian we ever executed!
- Rocky: And now.....
- Bullwinkle: HEY, ROCKY! Watch me pull the rabbit out of my hat!
- Rocky: But that trick never works.
- Bullwinkle: This time, for sure! Nothing in my sleeves......PRESTO!!! (Pulls out Rocket J. Squirrel) Well, I am getting close.
- Rocky: And now, Here is something we hope you really love!
Rocky is juding a contest Bwtween Boris; Natasha; and Captain Peter peachfuzz Natasha is playing a balanika.
- Borris: What a malady
- Rocky: Don't you mean melody?
- Borris: Not the way she plays it
An angry Natasha crowns Borris with the Balankia Natasha wins first Prize.
- Borris: The Last time she took something, the Judge gave her 90 days
An angry Natasha crowns Borris with the trophy