The Adventures of Chico and Guapo
The Adventures of Chico and Guapo (2006) is an animated series that follows the misadventures of two interns trying to get ahead in the music business.
- Latrina Aquinetta: Thank you! I’m gon’ put the mackdown in smackdown! I’m so bad I’z smacks myself!
- Chico: Hello, he aint in love with you!
- Concepcion: Oh yea he is! He come by and try to get close to me, and touch my cucho, lick my toe-toe, rub my bolo!
- Chico: We killed him! What are we gonna do now?
- Guapo: No, you killed him, you’re going to jail!
- Chico: Oh no, my grandma is gonna kill me if I go to jail!"
- Hank: Count Chocula and Donnie Osmand? I see what you’re goin’ for but white people are suspicious and easily spooked.
- Duck: Affleck! Affleck!
- Chico: Shut up Ben! You’re movies aint that good anyway!
- Concepcion: I turn Shanekwa’s head around like the girl in the exorcist…or in Scary Movie 2.
- Mr. Angelo: I am not wasting my hard earned money just to make white people feel better about themselves.
- Guapo: Hurry up! Help me put the hippo in the closet!
- Chico: Guapo look at that - pretend lesbians.
- Guapo: I don’t care if they’re pretending or not, they’re all the same to me.