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Final Exam [1.01]Edit

Cyborg: How could you lose the remote?
Beast Boy: What makes you so sure I lost it?
Cyborg: Uh, 'cause you're you.
Beast Boy: Hey! Just because I lost that video game--
Cyborg: --and the waffle iron.

Cyborg: Well, how am I supposed watch TV without a remote?
Raven: Get up, and change the channel.
Cyborg: [exchange looks with Beastboy] Don't even joke like that.
Raven: I wasn't joking.
Cyborg: Good! 'Cause it wasn't funny!

Cyborg: Come on, man, how could you deny me the all-meat experience?
Beast Boy: Dude, I've been most of those animals!
Starfire: I suggest a large pizza with pickles, bananas, and mint frosting.
Robin: [after a moment of awkward silence] Uh, Starfire, not everything on the menu is a pizza topping.
Starfire: Oh....
Cyborg: Double pepperoni!
Beast Boy: I'm not eating meat!
Cyborg: There's no meat in pepperoni!

Cyborg: Um... don't buses normally have drivers?
Robin: [picks up a teddy bear in the baby carriage they just saved from being smashed by a runaway bus] And don't baby carriages normally have babies?
Gizmo: [through the teddy bear, as it turns to look at Robin] Are you pit-sniffers normally this stupid?

Beast Boy: Is it me, or are we getting our butts kicked?
Robin: It's just you!

Jinx: [to Raven] You fight like a boy.

Beast Boy: That didn't just happen. [Beast Boy rubs his right thigh and Raven heals it.] Tell me that didn't just happen.
Beast Boy: Who knew we had a doctor in the house. Thanks...
Cyborg: (entering the scene) Maybe ya'll should call me Fly-borg. I was halfway to Gotham City before Star zapped that thing off my back. So what'd I miss? [Beast Boy look downcast and do not answer] Tell me how we kicked their butts. C'mon, I gotta have the play by play.

Beastboy: Hey! She only wanted to help! What is your problem?
Cyborg: [after being hacked into by Gizmo and losing his right arm] What do you think?! We got kicked out of our house, a pint-size Poindexter took me for a joyride, and in case you haven't noticed, I just became left-handed!
Cyborg: Or what?! Our bad vibes will keep you from meditating?!

Jinx: [going through Raven's clothes] Does she have anything that's not blue?

Beast Boy: NO! This is the worst thing that could ever happen! My tunes, they've been...alphabetized! How am I ever gonna find anything?!

Starfire: Somebody ate all of our blue, furry food!

Sisters [1.02]Edit

Starfire: [Gasps] Beautiful, tell me again what they are called?
Robin: Fireworks.
Starfire: On my home planet, such explosions would mean the Gordanians were attacking. You are sure certain Earth is not under attack?
Robin: Positive. Cotton candy? [Offers some]
Starfire: The last time I ate a ball of cotton, it was white, and it did not taste very--
Robin: --this is different.
Starfire: [She eats some] Mmmm...oh! [Laughs] It vanished!
Robin: [Laughs] Yeah, it'll do that.

Beast Boy: Told you we'd win you a prize! [hands Raven a giant stuffed chicken]
Raven: [after being handed a giant stuffed chicken as a prize, sarcastically] A giant chicken. I must be the luckiest girl in the world.

Blackfire: Beast Boy, what's up?!
Beast Boy: Nothing but the ceiling, baby.
Blackfire: [Laughing] Good one!
Beast Boy: [To Raven] See? She thinks I'm funny.

Starfire: Might you wish to "hang out" with me? We could visit your favorite depressing cafe.

Raven: This party is pointless.
Goth Boy: Everything's pointless; wanna go talk about it?

Guy: Hey, hot alien girl. You diggin' the scene?
Starfire: I did not know we were supposed to bring shovels. [Everybody laughs at her]

Starfire: Everything is not wonderful. I am happy to see her, but Blackfire rules the video games, and she is able to share very depressing poems, and she knows the "cool moves", and she always knows when people are not talking about shovels!

Cyborg: You want to pass me, but you can't pass me. You can't pa- [Surprised; Beast Boy grins] You passed me!
Beast Boy: Tighten the turn... jets... and nitro!

Starfire: When I first came to this planet, I did not think I would ever fit in; Earth was full of strange things. But now I see tha-
Robin: Here comes the finale. [fireworks go off and Robin cheers] Ah-mazing.
Starfire: Earth is full of amazing things too.
Robin: Best planet I've ever been to.

Centauri 2: By the name of the Grand Centauri Empire, you are all under arrest. (pulls out a badge)
Beast Boy: Uh, you can't be the good guys. We're the good guys.
Centauri 2: And we are Centauri Police.
Centauri 1: The Tamaranean girl is a liar and a thief! (points to Starfire) She's commited high crimes throughout the entire Centauri system.
Starfire: I have never even been to the Centauri Moons.
Robin: But I know someone who has. (takes the necklace off Starfire, showing the gem Blackfire gave her earlier; Starfire gasps) (to the police) You've been chasing the wrong girl. (turns to the others) Where's Blackfire?
Beast Boy: [sees a dark figure zooming through the sky] Uh...
Robin: Don't worry, Starfire. She won't get away with this!
Starfire: (enraged) No, she will not!

Divide and Conquer [1.03]Edit

Robin: Loser.
Cyborg: Jerk.
Robin: You got a problem, tin man?!
Cyborg: Yeah! It's four feet tall and smells like cheap hair gel!
Robin: Well, you're an oversized klutz and your feet smell like motor oil!
Cyborg: You're bossy, you're rude, you got no taste in music!
Robin: I don't even know why you're on this team!
Cyborg: That makes two of us! I QUIT!

Beast Boy: Come on, Cy, pick up. I know you're there. The phone's built into your arm!

Starfire: [About the Pudding of Sadness] Try. The displeasing taste will ease your troubled mind.

Starfire: I feel like the underside of a Zornian muck-beetle.

Starfire: I wish to initiate a group hug!
Raven: Pass.

Robin: Come on! Let me go, you giant ZIT!

Forces of Nature [1.04]Edit

Beast Boy: Okay, it's not a ridiculous's a BRILLIANT one!

Beast Boy: Here he comes! [ducks]
Beast Boy: Shhhh!
Beast Boy: Shhhh! [long silence]
Cyborg: Why are we hiding?
Beast Boy: Shhhhhhhh!!
[Beast Boy realizes it's Cyborg]
Beast Boy: Cyborg?! You can't be Cyborg!!
Cyborg: [Confused] I can't?
Beast Boy: If you're you - then who's...?

Starfire: Is this punishment? I did something wrong?
Raven: You didn't. He did.
Beast Boy: Star, it was... You weren't supposed to... I didn't... Heh, just remember to change that oil every 3,000 miles. Heh heh.
Starfire: [stands up] On my planet we have a name for those who do such horrible things! You are a...A KLORBAG VARBLENELK!!
Beast Boy: I'm a what-bag??
Cyborg: You heard the lady.
Raven: You are such a klorbag.

Beast Boy: [Hurrying to catch up with Starfire] Come on, Star. [He catches up] You can't stay mad forever. What? Do I have to do the face? [smiling] You know you can't resist the face.
[He turns into a small kitten with wide eyes and meows]
Starfire: Hmph! [Walks on]
[Beast Boy turns back into his normal form]
Beast Boy: She resisted the face!

Robin: Okay, team. We have to find those guys before they do any more damage. Cyborg, search the west side. Raven, the east. I'll take downtown. Beast Boy, you and Star scan from the skies.
[Beast Boy glances at Starfire, who has her back to him, her eyes closed and arms crossed]
Beast Boy: Um... maybe Cyborg should come with me instead?
Robin: [A beat] Cyborg can't fly.
Beast Boy: Oh. Yeah.
Cyborg: [Pinches Beast Boy's cheek] Have a nice flight, my little clorbag.

[Beast Boy crawls out as a spider from under a pile of rubble that seemingly fell on top of Starfire. Turns back into normal form]
Beast Boy: Star? Starfire? Where are you? (climbs down) Come on! Gimme a sign here! (He starts to dig.) You have to be all right, okay? 'Cause I--it was just a joke, you know? Back at the Tower, and...I'm sorry. I never said it, but I'm really, really sorry. It was supposed to be funny. And you could've been hurt, and... (softly) ...I'm a total clorbag. [A shadow comes over him. He looks over his shoulder] Huh?
[Cuts to Starfire standing behind him, a forgiving smile on her face]
Beast Boy: Starfire!
[Turns into kitten again and jumps into her arms]
Starfire: [Laughs] I am glad you are unharmed as well.
[Beast Boy takes normal form again and kneels before her]
Beast Boy: I am so sorry. You gotta forgive me.
Starfire: [Helping him up] I already have. Now those evil brothers must be made to apologize.
Beast Boy: I don't think they are evil. [Zoom in of his face] I think they're just like me.

The Sum of His Parts [1.05]Edit

Beast Boy: Yo, Raven! Try one! They're loaded with soybean-y goodness!.
Raven: I respect that you don't eat meat. Please respect that I don't eat fake meat.

Cyborg: Four and a half pounds of baby back ribs! Man, I love picnic food! [starts scarfing away]
Starfire: Agreed, Cyborg. This tangy yellow beverage is truly delightful.
[starts slurping more of her drink. Robin and Cyborg slowly stop eating and start looking at her, flabbergasted]
Cyborg: Um .. Starfire?
Robin: That's mustard.
Starfire: [lovingly rubs the mustard jar on her cheek] Is there more?
(Robin & Cyborg stare at her weirdly)

Cyborg: If you take out my biological components, you take out the best part of me - the part that makes me who I am.

Robin: Show is over, Mumbo! Now hand over the jewels, before the critics decide to trash your performance!

The Amazing Mumbo: Now, Robin, I'm sure there's a peaceful solution here... [Takes two bombs] But this isn't it!

Fixit: So... beautiful. I had forgotten how beautiful... a world... through your eyes...
Cyborg: Through human eyes.

Boy #1: (With mechanic arm; to his friend) See?! Cyborg! He is just like me!
Boy #2: Wow! Cool!
Cyborg: I am just like you. But it is not your arm what makes us the same! It is the stuff it's connected to. (Points to the children's heart)

Mumbo: (About to saw Starfire in half) I think it's only fair to warn you, I have no idea what I'm doing!

Beast Boy: Umm... any of you guys seen a dude 'bout this tall, one red eye, and titanium body armor?

Cyborg: (To a boy) Nice to meet you, kid, but I got butt to kick!
Boy: Cool!

Cyborg: Oh, man! My power cell's dying.
Starfire: (Panicked) Dying?!?!
Cyborg: It's only a battery. I'm fine. Happens every couple of years. Just a natural part of being unnatural.

Cyborg: All right you all, who wants to play some football?
(All the Titans are excited and want to join except Raven)

Mumbo: So... does this mean I still have to go to jail? (Titans glare at him) That's what I figured...

(Beast Boy picks up Mumbo's hat)
Robin: I wouldn't -
(Doves fly out of the hat and their feathers go all over the Teen Titans)

Nevermore [1.06]Edit

Dr. Light: [Taunting her] What's the matter, afraid of the light?
Dr. Light: [Raven loses control of her anger] Aaah! NO! NO! [Tentacles grab him] My suit! What are you--No! Stop! You win! I surrender!
Dr. Light: I SURRENDER! NOOOOO... [He's pulled under her cloak]
Robin: RAVEN!! STOP!
Robin: [runs to comfort him] It's okay. You're going to be all right!
Dr. Light: [After being pulled out of Raven's cloak, looking absolutely horrified, pale and somewhat beaten up] It dark...make it stop...[Shuddering] Make it stop!

Robin: [After Beast Boy served Breakfast] Thanks Beast Boy. Everything looks great.
Starfire: On my planet, such a feast would mark the arrangement of a marriage. Tell me Beast Boy, to whom are you engaged?
[Beast Boy screams and shudders]

Robin: Maybe you should go apologize.
Beast Boy: Me?! I'm not the one who turned breakfast into a battlefield!
Cyborg: Yeah, but after the weirdness that went down last night you should know better than to go messin' with her.
Beast Boy: I was trying to be NICE! But no matter how hard I try,she still treats me like tofu eggs! You know, she's never once laughed at any of my jokes!
Cyborg: At least she listens. I just kinda tune you out.

Cyborg: We're in Raven's room... We should not be in Raven's room...

Beast Boy: [After being pulled into a bizarre world] I told you we shouldn't have gone in her room!

Beast Boy: So,where are we?
Cyborg: You're asking the wrong robot. My sensors must be on the blank cause they're sayin' we're in Titans Tower.
Beast Boy: Riiight. So how do we get back?
Cyborg: Guess we start walking.
Beast Boy: Come on! I'm serious. We're on a rock in the middle of- [gets cut off] [rocks start forming a path] Oh. If sending us to Weirdsville is Raven's idea of a joke,I am SO not laughing.
Cyborg: Hey, she didn't send us here! You're the one who went snooping in her room and popping zits in her magic mirror!
Beast Boy: Who booby traps a mirror?
Cyborg: Maybe it wasn't a trap, maybe its Raven's way home. Maybe this is where she's from.
Beast Boy: Definitely creepy enough.

Beast Boy: [After being narrowly saved from falling nevermore by the ground turning 180 degrees] Raven?? How did...Where...What just... Why are you wearing PINK???
Happy Raven: 'Cause it's my favorite color?
Beast Boy: [Completely flabbergasted] It is?
Cyborg: Look, I'd love to talk fashion, but I don't suppose you'd know how to get home?
Happy Raven: The Forbidden Door. It's the only way out. But you don't wanna go there. Not now.
Beast Boy, Cyborg: [glance at each other] Uh... yeah, we do!
Happy Raven: [cheerfully] Okay, but don't say I didn't warn you! [leads them to the door, pretending to be an aeroplane]
Cyborg: Have you ever seen her this happy?
Beast Boy: Dude, I didn't even think Raven could do happy.

Cyborg: [To Pink Raven] You're laughing?
Beast Boy: At one of my jokes?
Happy Raven: Sure. I always thought you were funny, BB, but hey, looks aren't everything! [laughs]

[Robin and Starfire find Raven meditating on the roof]
Robin: Raven, you okay? We stopped by your room and the door's been knocked down.
[ and she briefly laughs uncontrollably before instantly turning deadpan]
Starfire: [to Robin] Many of your Earthly ways are still strange to me, but that was... "just plain freaky", correct?

Cyborg: Hey, I know where we are! We're in that place where I didn't know where we were before!

Timid Raven: And, remember the time I called you both immature pinheads? I'm sorry for that too. And also-
Beast Boy: [exasperated] For the hundredth-millionth time...
Beast Boy, Cyborg: ... WE FORGIVE YOU!

Beast Boy: [To the green Raven] What is your deal?! First you nuke breakfast, then finally laugh at my jokes, then you're all weepy, and now you're a Marine?! Make up your mind! WHO ARE YOU?!
Happy, Timid and Brave Ravens: I'm Raven.
[Beast Boy faints at the scene of all three together.]
Cyborg: [Pointing them each out] Happy, timid, brave.
Happy Raven: You forgot Dopey! [Points to Beast Boy and laughs]
Cyborg: Different sides of Raven's personality; we're not in Raven's home...
Beast Boy: We're in her head.
Beast Boy: [nervously] Hehe... my bad.

Beast Boy: Thought you didn't like me.
Cyborg: Yo! I like both of you! Now get your butts over here!

Beast Boy: So we really are friends?
Beast Boy: And you really think I'm funny?

Switched [1.07]Edit

[Raven is trying to meditate]
Starfire: Raven? Please forgive my interruption, but have you seen Robin?
Raven: No.
Starfire: Oh. [turns to leave but stops] Perhaps you have seen Cyborg?
Raven: No.
Starfire: Beast Boy?
Raven: My eyes are closed Starfire. I haven't seen anyone.

Starfire: They must be doing the hanging out some place. Perhaps we should do the hanging out? We never have before and conceivably it could be fun. We might journey to the mall of shopping or perform braiding maneuvers upon each other's hair, or- [Raven has visible black fire radiating from her head with a fierce grimace] -you wished to be left alone?
Raven: How could you tell?

Cyborg': [About the puppets] Aww, isn't that cute? Puppet Cy has a light-up eye.
Robin: Yeah. They got all the details just right.
Beast Boy: Speak for yourself! I'm way better looking than this. And taller.
Raven: Someone certainly has a lot of time on their hands.
Starfire: [giggles] I have never seen such a whimsical device. [voicing puppet Starfire] "Hello, Starfire". [normal voice] Hello, tiny wooden replica of Starfire!!
Beast Boy: [after his puppet kicks Robin's puppet] Dude, my puppet is totally kicking your puppet's butt!
Robin: Not for long.
[his puppet pushes Beast Boy's puppet and it accidentally hits Cyborg's puppet]
Cyborg: You wanna piece of me little man?
[the boys' puppets begin to battle]
Starfire: Shall my tiny replica do battle with your tiny replica?
Raven: [tosses her puppet to her] Knock yourself out.

Beast Boy: [Sleep talking] Ladies, please- one at a time. You'll all get to take a picture with me.
[Kisses the socks in his hands]

Starfire: Raven! You have also heard the strange noises?
Raven: The strange noises of you talking outside my door? Hard to miss.
Starfire: Oh...forgive me.

[Starfire and Raven switched bodies]:
Starfire: Oh Raven! This is awful, terribly, horribly awful!
Raven: Tell me about it.
Starfire: Very well. [She destroys everything she walks past as she gets more worked up] Robin, Cyborg and Beast Boy have been trapped inside tiny wooden bodies while a nasty creature called the Puppet King has taken control of their real bodies which he is using to hunt us down and you and I are in the wrong bodies and-!
Raven: Starfire! You have to calm down! My powers are driven by emotion. The more you feel, the more energy you unleash.
Starfire: But what if they find us!? What if our friends are doomed!!? What if I am stuck looking like this forever!!!?
Raven: We'll fix it. I don't know how. But we will rescue the boys and we'll get our bodies back....What's wrong with the way I look?
Starfire: [nervously] Nothing!
[Street lamp blows up]

Starfire: I will try to calm down! Peace...quiet...tranquil- [A car suddenly flips over]
Raven: We are so doomed.
Starfire: [Sees a flacon above] Beast Boy!
Raven: You mean Zombie Beast Boy. Run!

Starfire: We cannot fight them again. I do not wish to, and in our present condition we would surely be defeated!
Raven: Okay, how do you fly this thing?
Starfire: You must feel flight.
Raven: What!?
Starfire: When you feel the unbridled joy of flight, you will fly!
Raven: Unbridled joy...Not really my thing.
Starfire: Look!
[They spot Zombie Beast Boy]
Raven: What do I have to feel to use star bolts?
Starfire: Righteous fury!
Raven: Your alien strength?
Starfire: Boundless confidence!
Raven: Nevermind.

Raven: How can you stand having this much hair?
Starfire: Quickly Raven, our friends are in danger! We must follow and-
Raven: And what? Save them with my unusable powers while your unbridled emotions blow us to bits!? Nice flying by the way.
Starfire: [gets really angry] At least I am able to fly! On my planet even a newborn can unleash the joy of flight, but you are too busy being grumpy and rude to feel anything at all!!!!
Raven: Maybe you haven't noticed but my emotions are dangerous. I can't afford to feel anything. You may have my body but you know nothing about me.
Starfire: Perhaps you are right. And if you and I are to overcome this ordeal we must know everything about each other.

[After Raven successfully flies them to the roof]
Starfire: Very very good!! What was your joyful thought!?
Raven: ...You don't want to know.
Starfire: Oh but I do! Please tell me!! what did you imagine!?
Raven: You not talking.
Starfire: Oh...well I am glad I was able to help.

Puppet Beast Boy: Dude! Get your butt outta my face!
Puppet Robin: Can't move. Deal with it.

Starfire: Raven, we have done it! [embraces Raven]
Raven: You're hugging me...
Puppet King: No! The magic! Without it, I'm just a... [The Puppet King's eyes and mouth stop glowing and he falls over, just a lifeless puppet.]

[Raven is meditating again]
Starfire: Raven, forgive my interruption but-
Raven: I haven't seen Robin, Cyborg or Beast Boy.
Starfire: Truthfully I am wishing to join you in meditation.
Raven: Really? Alright!
[Starfire floats next to Raven]
Raven: Find your center. Focus your energies and-
Raven & Starfire: Asarath Metrion Zinthos. Asarath Metrion Zinthos.
Raven: Starfire?
Starfire: Yes?
Raven: After this...would you like to go to the mall?
Starfire: Mmmhmm!

Deep Six [1.08]Edit

Beast Boy: [In reply to Starfire's comment about the marine life] If you think that's cool, wait till you see me out there kicking butt! First, I'm goin' shark. [He starts snapping his jaws, mimicking a shark.]
Cyborg: [Pressing the off switch controlling Beast Boy's microphone]
Beast Boy: [Now muffled] Hey! What this thing on?! Hey, cut it out!
Cyborg: [Turns it back on; Innocently] Goodness me, I seem to have accidentally switched off Beast Boy's microphone.

Beast Boy: Time to do what I do best. Try not to be jealous. [Turns into a whale]

Cyborg: Main power's down, hydrojets are toast and we're leaking air!
Robin: Tell me something I don't know!

Beast Boy: [As a squid, chasing the Titans as they sink] I got it, I got it! [Two whales pass him] Huh? [The two whales save the Titans] They got it? How come they got it?
Aqualad: [Popping up next to him] Because I asked for their help.
Beast Boy: You talk to fish? Yeah right!
Aqualad: I'm talking to you, aren't I?
Beast Boy: [frustrated] Well I, uh... technically I'm a squid.

Beast Boy: INCOMING!!! [Lands on Aqualad's face] I said "incoming".

Beast Boy, Aqualad: [In perfect sync with each other] I just saw Trident! No you didn't! Yes I did! Cut it out!

Robin: [Sealing the cave with the seismic blasters] Yes!
Starfire: Victory!
Cyborg: Boo-yah!

Beast Boy: You're the best!
Aqualad: No, you're the best!
Beast Boy: Yeah, you're right.

Aqualad: I usually work alone.
Beast Boy: Yeah.. Me too.
Aqualad: You do not! You're part of a team!
Beast Boy: And you hang out with Tramm the fish boy! What's your point?

Masks [1.09]Edit

Beast Boy: O.K, all work and no flicks makes me a dull Beast Boy. So my fellow couch potatoes, what'll it be? Super Ninja Showdown 8? Or Maniac Fury: Attack of the Protozoids?
Cyborg: [Not sarcastically] Yeah, it's really hard to pick. Wanna watch 'em both?!
Starfire: Perhaps Robin would enjoy potatoing the couch with us?

Slade: Patience. Trust is easy to destroy, but it takes time to build.

Beast Boy: I don't know,. That's kind of a good look for you.
Cyborg: Hold still. [Rips the X off with a nasty tearing noise, Beast Boy and Starfire scream]

Cyborg: I've adjusted my ocular implant to scan multiple subharmonics in the EM spectrum.
Beast Boy: 'Kay, do you come with subtitles?
Cyborg: My eye should spot him even if he's invisible.

Beast Boy: [After Red X saves him from an oncoming subway train] Dude, did you just save me? [Red X kicks him] D'oh!

Robin: Whatever you're planning, Slade, it's over!
Slade: On the contrary, Robin... it's just begun.

[Slade knocks Robin off the edge of a building. Just as he starts to fall, Slade catches him by the wrist.]
Robin: You... saved me?
Slade: I'm not through with you!

Robin: You want to yell at me, too? Everyone else has, and I don't blame them.
Starfire: I do not wish to yell, merely to understand. Robin, why did you not tell us the truth?
Robin: I needed to fool Slade. If you guys knew it was me under that mask, you guys would have held back. Doesn't matter anyway, Slade figured it out, and I haven't figured anything out about him.
Starfire: That is not true. Whoever Slade is, you and he are... similar. He did not trust you... and you did not trust us.

Mad Mod [1.10]Edit

Mad Mod: Why you're right where you belong my duckies! You're in school!(Mad Mod skids down stair railing) That's right lads, and lovies, you're the only students at Mad Mod's Institute for Braty Teenage Do-gooders!
Mad Mod: And it's 'bout time someone taught you sprogs a lesson!

Starfire: Now we need only to locate an exit.
Cyborg: Or just keep blastin' 'til we make one.
Robin: Easy, last thing I smashed tried to smash me back!

Starfire: [Trying to wake Beast Boy] Beast Boy? It is I, Starfire, your friend! Please, speak to me! [knocks on his head] Beast Boy! Beast Boy!. [Pauses and then takes a huge breath. Yelling at the top of her voice] BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAASSSSST BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY!!! [Beast Boy doesn't wake]
Robin: [Nervously] Eh, Star, I don't think that's working.

Cyborg:[Burps loudly]
Beast Boy:[Wakes up, laughs] Nice one!...Uh, how did I get here and why am I covered in drool?

Cyborg: Make him laugh!
Starfire: [To Beast Boy] How many okarins does it take to hogie a morflark?...Fimbar!
Beast Boy: [Drools]
Starfire: Um... "boogers"?
Beast Boy: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... "Boogers"...OH MAN!

Cyborg: You asked for it!
Beast Boy: [Laughing hysterically] AWESOME! [Realizing he was hypnotized again] Not again!

Mad Mod: [Cornered] Ah-heh-heh. Hello, guv'nuh.
Robin: School's out, and you're looking at about 20 years of detention.

Starfire: [Puts down a hypnotized Beast Boy] I cannot awaken Beast Boy. I have tried the tickling, all manners of bodily noises, and the word "underpants". I fear that this time his brain is gone forever!
Raven: Beast Boy had a brain?
Beast Boy: [Wakes up, laughs] Ha ha!! Good one!! [Stops, glares] Dude, that's not funny! I totally have a brain! I just don't use it much...

Apprentice: Part 1 [1.11]Edit

Robin: All you care about is destruction.
Slade: And all you care about, you destroy.

Slade: I'm sure you're all familiar with the concept of a Chronoton Detonator...
Cyborg: No!
Starfire: [Gasps]
Beast Boy: No way!, what's a crouton detonator?

Beast Boy: You know, just because we're trying to catch Slade doesn't mean you have to act like him.
Robin: Don't you ever compare me to him. He's trying to destroy the city; I'm trying to save it!

Cyborg: I will not be havin' attitude from a boat!

Slade: For some time now, I have been searching for... an apprentice. Someone to follow in my footsteps. And Robin, I've chosen you. Congratulations.
Robin: No way would I ever work for-
[Slade shows Robin the kill switch]
Slade: If you join me... if you swear to serve me... if you never speak to your friends again... I will allow them to live. But... if you disobey even the smallest request... I will annihilate them, Robin - and I will make you watch. So, do we have a deal?

Apprentice: Part 2 [1.12]Edit

Beast Boy: The way I see it, there are only two logical explanations. One: [Holds up comic book with a robot dressed as Robin on cover] he's been replaced with an evil robot duplicate. Two: [Flips to frame with a zombie Robin] he's another innocent victim of zombie mind control.

Beast Boy: That's not Slade... That's...
Starfire: Robin...

Slade: You're going to keep stealing, Robin. And you're going to keep getting that thrill. And sooner or later, you will see things my way. Who knows? I might even become like a father to you.
Robin: I already have a father. [Pan up as bats fly through the ceiling] [Theme from Batman: The Animated Series plays]

Slade: Robin, that was vicious, dishonorable, and ruthless. Excellent work. You're becoming more like me every second.

Starfire: Robin... you are my best friend. I cannot be in a world where we must fight. If you are truly evil, then go ahead - do what you must.

Beast Boy: [shocked at the probes inside his blood cells] Those things are inside of me!? EW!
Cyborg: They're inside all of us.
Starfire: With these, Slade can destroy whenever he wants to.
Beast Boy: And you guys thought my zombie theory was crazy.

Robin: Get out of here. Go! You don't know what those beams did to...
Beast Boy: Dude.
Cyborg: And we don't care.
Starfire: We are your friends, Robin. We are not leaving without you.
Slade: How very touching... [Puts thumb on trigger] but Robin doesn't need any friends.

Robin: [after infecting himself with the probes] New deal, Slade. If I lose my friends, you lose your apprentice. And I know how you hate to lose.

Cyborg: That's it, y'all. The Teen Titans are officially probe-free.
Beast Boy: [Doing "the robot"] Go Beast Boy, you're probeless, no probes now, go Beast Boy, go Beast Boy... get funky! [Moonwalks] Uh-uh, that's right...
[Cyborg and Robin stare]
Beast Boy: Yeah!
Cyborg: All-you-can-eat...
Beast Boy: Free form...
Beast Boy, Cyborg: Breakfast explosion!

Beast Boy: Who wants tofu waffles?
Cyborg: Man, nobody wants tofu waffles.
Beast Boy: I do. Now pass me the soy milk.
Cyborg: I'm telling you, you're not getting anywhere near the soy milk.
Beast Boy: Dude, pass me the soy milk!
Cyborg: Is there meat in the tofu?
Beast Boy: No, there's no meat in tofu, it's tofu!
Cyborg: Then nobody wants it...

Car Trouble [1.13]Edit

Cyborg: You lost my car?... My car lost a race?!
Thief: No way, we beat him easy. She handled like a dream!
Cyborg: She did? How'd she take the curves 'cause, Y'know, I've been working on the suspension, and-d-d-d-d-- Don't try to distract me! Who has her now?

Cyborg: What are you doing here?
Cyborg: Might as well stop looking. T-Car’s probably halfway to Metropolis by now... from the day I designed her, I knew she was gonna be special. And I work so hard every fuel injector every spark plug. I made her perfect. I put my heart, my soul, and my circuits into this car. And now she's gone forever. Maybe you were right, maybe it was just a car.
Cyborg: Yeah. Thanks,
Cyborg: [Sees Gizmo drive off in his car; About Gizmo] He'll get ketchup on the seats!

Gizmo: Hey! Let me go, ya barf-smelling hairball! [He farts in Cyborg's face]

Overload: [After taking over the T-car] Only way to stop Overload is to destroy your precious car!
Cyborg: [Changes right arm into sonic blaster] It's not my car anymore.

Starfire: [after accidentally turning on the windshield wipers] Look, they are dancing!