Republicans always pull down the shades though there is seldom a reason. Democrats never pull down the shades though they always should.
"I'll tell you what let's do".
At Harvey House ...
My darling Angel ...
Young son Paul ...
Allllll right!
It's a ... a ... Tru ... Value!
You'll love...Jolly Time...popcorn!
C ... as in citrus ... Cal as in Calcium ... Cit-ri-cal.
Just when you thought it couldn't get better, it got better!
Don't settle for anything less than the very best!
When pitching a popular product, he is known to say, "People are ordering and re-re-re-ordering..."
When announcing a toll-free number, he is known to say "It's a free call!"
"Coffee's good for you, coffee's bad for you..." {followed by the latest conflicting medical or science announcement}
In Kansas City, little Jimmy Adams wanted a firecracker, but it's the wrong time of year. He found an empty metal CO2 canister and packed it full of kitchen matches, the kind that strike anywhere. To make a hole in the side for a fuse, he pounded in a steel nail. (Extended long pause) He was thirteen.
Listener recollection, from about 1962
Today's dumb criminal walked up to a bank teller in Swansea, Massachusetts, and demanded cash. When she told him he was at the wrong window, he fainted. Fainted! Then when police arrived to arrest the still-unconscious robber, they also found his getaway car...with the keys locked inside.
from one of his 2001 broadcasts
Golf is a game in which you yell "Fore!", shoot six, and write down five.
If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out of ten it will.
Gonads are useful for their purpose, but they are no substitute for brains.