- If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves.
- To hear the Japanese plead for free trade is like hearing the word love on the lips of a harlot.
- The usefulness of a meeting rises with the square of the number of people present.
- My pappy told me never to bet my bladder against a brewery or get into an argument with people who buy ink by the barrel.
- Don't believe that winning is really everything. It's more important to stand for something. If you don't stand for something, what do you win?
- The only way to convert the heathen is to travel into the jungle.
- We must be part of the general staff at the inception, rather than the ambulance drivers at the bitter end.
- Don't believe that winning is really everything. It's more important to stand for something. If you don't stand for something, what do you win?
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