[Katt is pantomiming the following conversation from his childhood.]
Teacher: Katt, stand up.
Katt: ...Bitch I am standin' up." I hate her so much, I really do.
Teacher: "Spell 'kitchen'."
Katt: I tell you, I sounded it out as I had been instructed to do. Kit-chun, kit-chun. K-I-T, ch-ch, C-H-E-N.
Teacher: Very good, very good, spell 'Knife'
Katt: Once again, I sounded this motherfucker out. NNN-I-FUH-UH, NNN-I-FUH-UH. N-I-F-E. Knife.
Teacher: No, no, I'm sorry, It's K-N-I-F-E.
Katt:[pantomimes an incredulous look and looks down as if speaking to fellow classmates] This bitch is stupid, she really is. [raises hand] Uh, yes, that would be kuh-nife. Kuh-kuh, kuh-nife. This is what she told me in front of the whole class; she said, "The 'K' is silent." I said, "Then take that quiet motherfucker out then, 'cause it's confusing me." Right after class, I cut that bitch with a k-spoon. Just, what the fuck, is you talkin' 'bout!?"
Math was my favorite subject, because everything that bitch said I could verify. She said "Two and two is four". [holds up four fingers on his right hand] ...Damn sure is. [does the same with his left hand] All the time nigga, all the time." Then one day she just flipped the script; "3x + y = what?" [pantomimes an incredulous look and looks down as if speaking to fellow classmates] "This bitch is still teaching, do you see this shit? [raises hand] Did you know that some of them was letters? Yes bitch, that's for words and sentences."
Y'all not gonna believe this shit. I'm in the limo and in my peripheral...I see some niggas looking confused. That means out a nigga's side vision. Out his side vision. Nigga in the back thought it was a car. [imitates taking puff of blunt] "That nigga got a Peripheral?! [imitates blowing smoke, takes another puff] Fuck a Phantom! That nigga got a Peripheral! That ain't even supposed to come out till 2006." In my peripheral today...[laughs] That nigga still thinks it's a car. [takes puff] "I don't believe him. It's a car. He don't want nobody to have it."
