Talk:Elayne Boosler
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edit- You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot.
- When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
- Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?
- (Quoting her mom) "You know, you could eat off her floor." Big deal, you can eat off my floor too, there's a million things down there.