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Quotes moved from Scott AdamsEdit

This page was split from Scott Adams, with the quotes that formerly appeared under the "Dilbert comic strips" heading on the Scott Adams page. —LrdChaos 15:54, 24 July 2006 (UTC)


Dogbert: 63% of all statistics are made up... including this one.

Dogbert: This'll cure you immediately.
Dilbert: Really? What is it?
Dogbert: A placebo.
Dilbert: A placebo? Now that you've told me it's a placebo, it's not gonna work.
Dogbert: It will if you think it will.
Dilbert: But I already know it's a placebo!
Dogbert: Maybe it isn't.
Dilbert: You just said it was!
Dogbert: That's precisely the power of the placebo.
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