I tell them, 'When you're at home puking your guts out, I'll be here drinking my Amstel light.'
(On people who drink tequila)
I couldn't care less about who sees my bits...My friends asked how I could do scenes like that and not get excited, but it wasn't like that. My bits looked the size of a cashew nut.
(On appearing nude in "Tigerland")
I don't want anyone to be in awe of me... I'm just a fuckin' actor.
I get pissed and I do silly things and I forget shit and I knock stuff over and I get drunk and I fall in love and I kiss girls and they kiss me back.
