TRG Productions

TRG Productions (2002-) is a group of related webcomics created by Alan E. Solivan, aka Mr. O.M.A., following the antics of his eight original characters who interact with many popular manga, anime, and video game characters.

Kitty

• (Kitty's catchphrase; to InuYasha) INNY!
  
• Big Badda Boom...
  
• Wheee! I'm the new O.M.A.! I'm the new O.M.A.!
  
• (in an Agent Smith outfit; to Kikyo) Hey! You with the mouth! I make the wisecracks around here!

Big Nasty

• (to Nala) How fiendishly original of you.
  
• (singing) Sephy is a lightweight!
  
• Glory goes "honk"?
  
• (referring to a now female InuYasha) FLEE! THE RUMORS ARE TRUUUE!!!
  
• (to Sephiroth) Dude...you need a sequel or something FAST.
  

Nala

• (to Lina Inverse) Howdy, Mr. Clean!
  
• (referring to Mr. O.M.A.) We work for this idiot?
  

Mr. O.M.A.

• Get down on your knees and tell me you love me.
  
• (to Jen) You're not gonna shut up no matter HOW many times I smack you, are you?
  

Jorge

• (recurring statement) I hate you all.
  
• GAAAAH, WHY CAN'T WOMEN ACTUALLY BE WOMEN IN THIS DAMN PLACE?!?
  
• OOH, YEAH! I STILL GOT IT, BABY! UH-HUH!!!! Holla if ya hear me!!! (reference to Scott Steiner)Can you dig it, SUCKAAA?!? (reference to Booker T)
  

Destiny

• WE DO NOT NEED ANOTHER HALF A YEAR FLASHBACK SEQUENCE, THANK YOU!!!
  
• (happily blushing after kissing Jorge) Did I just do what I think I did???
  
• Welcome, all, to Destiny's House of Fortune! What do the cards hold in store for YOUR future?
  
• Oh, spirits of fortune, I ask of ye aid to help this lovesick fool...find...happiness!
  
• Behold, the power of cheese!
  
• Ooh, sorry, Bell, but I don't do lucky numbers.
  
• (To Yami Yugi) You don't believe in my powers, do you? All right, how's 'bout I give you a free palm reading and we'll see just how fake my powers really are.
  
• (After frying Yami Yugi) Believe in my powers now?
  

Fayte

• Whoo, I'm in the flashback! You can't stop me!
  
• Dum dee dum, no lines for meee...

Sapphire

• (to Yami-Yugi) Fine, then...let's play a game. [...] We're gonna play a personal favorite of mine. It's called "Catch the Giant Glowing Energy Ball of Death".
  
• (referring to a mask-less Kane) Who's the guy with the nose? Uncle Fester?
  
• HELLFIRE FLAAAASH!!
  

InuYasha

• What were you planning to do? Kill me with warnings?
  
• (to Sonic) Hey. New guy. You'd better get used to that 'cuz it's gonna get a lot worse from here on out...
  
• (to Shippo) Slaughter time, midget.
  
• "It ain't to turkey dinner!
  

Skuld

• Well, you know how it is. One thing leads to another and soon enough, boom.
  
• Off panel character restoration powerrrr...maaaake-up! (a parody of the Sailor Moon japanese transformation sequence command)
  

Jen

• Man, I HATE ninjas...
  
• If you didn't see it, it never happened! CLOSE YOUR EYES!
  
• (referring to Zappa flying in out of nowhere)That didn't count. You had something to do with it. I know it.
  
• (To Jen-Ivo)Iv', you and I are gonna have a looooong talk when we get home.
  

Cream

• (Cream's catchphrase) AAAAGOOONEEEEEE!!!
  
• Can't sleep...wall will eat me...can't sleep...wall will eat me...
  
• (To Mr. O.M.A and Jen) I. HATE. YOU. BOTH.
  
• (After being put through a wall by Sapphire) Oka-o-okay, I b-br-brought that one on mys-self.
  
• Heh heh heh...this gug-game's winner...NOOOOW AND FOREV-EH-EVER! HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
  

Misc

• Rikku: (while hypnotized, singing to the tune of One Winged Angel) X-Box, eat berries, he's a fair entity...
  
• Sephiroth: I'll allow you to live for now, Keyblade Three, but we will meet again, I can assure you of that, and dammit, when we do, you'd better have my money!!!
  
• Ryno: WHY, GOD?!? WHY HAVE YOU CURSED ME WITH SIGHT?!?
  
• Sephiroth: (thinking) I am...REALLY...starting...to hate keys...
  
• Coraxus: No splash, Cap'n!
  
• Helldandy: (to Miroku) Well, don't you just shoot from the hip? Heh heh, you got balls, mister. (kicks Miroku in the groin) And now you don't.
  

Conversations

• Nala: InuYasha may look like a human but the truth is he is really a DEMON!
  Kitty: Yyyyyeah...so?
  Nala:' (collapse)
  

• Jorge: Does this mean we can have Square[Enix] alter egos, too?
  Mr. O.M.A.: Don't push yer luck.
  Jorge: You suck.
  

• (during Fan-Service storyline) Mr. O.M.A.: My ladies are going to bare as much as possible without going nude. You won't see any idiot dresses here...'Cept for the one Greg's wearing.
  Mr. O.S.A.: Dammit, this is a mage's robe!!!!
  Mr. O.M.A.: Suuuure it is.[...]
  Mr. O.S.A.: You better stop making fun of me! I've got a mage's staff and I know how to use it.
  Mr. O.M.A.: Ahh, that's just an oversized pen and you know it.
  Mr. O.S.A.: They're not supposed to know that!!!!!
  Mr. O.M.A.: They do noooow....
  

• Mr. O.S.A.: BLOODY CLONE!!!
  Mr. O.M.A.: IT SHALL NOT BE ALLOWED TO LIVE!!!
  

• Mr. O.S.A.: (referring to Naruto's Sexy no Jitsu) Some security system.
  Mr. O.M.A.: It worked, didn't it?
  Mr. O.S.A.: I wasn't complaining...
  

• Kitty: Question: since when did you two start listening to Blues?
  Rockman: Since we learned Rule Number One.
  Kitty: Which is?
  Forte: Don't piss off Blues. He doesn't keep that big blaster around for looks, ya know.
  Rockman: No...no, wait... that's Rule Number Two...
  Forte: Then what's Rule Number One again?
  Roll: (in flashback) Which wone of you motherf***ers drank all my orange juice?!?!?
  Forte: Oh yeah... Don't piss off ROLL...
  

• Rockman: Forte! Shame on you! There's more important things to ask for than your own game!
  Forte: Like what?
  Rockman: FREE BEER!
  Forte: YEAAAH!
  

• Mr. O.M.A.: Uh...question...
  Sapphire: Ask.
  Mr. O.M.A.: How'd you get into my room?
  (Mr. O.M.A. begins to proceed asking numerous questions)
  Sapphire: Sleep.
  (Sapphire gives Mr. O.M.A the Vulcan Neck Pinch)
  Mr. O.M.A.: Gotcha. (falls asleep)
  

• Mr. O.M.A.: (referring to his new attire) ...Is it THAT bad?
  Nala: Saw his face...must gouge out eyes!!!
  Kitty: (puking in paper bag)
  

• Nala: (referring to Mr. O.M.A.'s fortress) A back door?!? YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THIS PLACE HAS A BACK DOOR?!?
  Mr. O.M.A.: Of course it does. Doesn't every heavily guarded fortress?
  

• InuYasha: What could you possibly give to me that I'd ever want?
  Nala: Gee, I dunno...you help me out, I'm sure I'll think of something...Can you say "rosary removal"?
  InuYasha: (bowing a Nala's feet) What is it that you wish of me, my mistress?
  

• Sapphire: (answering ringing pay phone) What?
  Caller: I have a high-calibur sniper rifle aimed at your head. You move, you die, understand?
  Sapphire: Gahh...this bit is...so overdone...(gives finger)
  Caller: WHAT THE?!? YOU LITTLE BITCH! DO YOU THINK I'M KIDDING?!?
  (three bullets are fired, all of which Sapphire catches in air)
  Caller: Uhhh...I take back everything I said earlier, miss...please don't kill me...
  Sapphire: Pal, you're already dead.
  

• Banker: (to Mr. O.M.A.) Take [the bandana and sunglasses] off or I'll have them removed by force! (referring to Ryno)
  Mr. O.M.A.: (to Ryno) Yo. Haven't seen you in a while...
  

• Kagome: (to a mysterious caller on a cell phone) HEY! WHO IS THIS?!?
  Kitty: (hanging upside-down behind Kagome with a baseball bat; thinking) Yooou'll seeeee...
  

• InuYasha: (referring to the Kitty clones) WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!?
  Sapphire: This idiot finally saw The Matrix Reloaded...
  Mr. O.M.A.: And as much as Agent Smith creeps me out, I like the way the guy opperates. So this is my kinda-sorta tribute to him.
  InuYasha: Uh-huh...and WHAT does this have to do with Kagome and Kikyo?
  Mr. O.M.A.: Absolutely nothing.
  

• Sephiroth: You know this is pointless. [Square Enix Tavern] has to close for the night sooner or later. Then you'll meet your demise.
  Big Nasty: Someone obviously forgot that this place doubles as an inn.
  Sephiroth: THEN I'LL KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!!! (gets hit in the head by a metal bar by Tifa)
  

• InuYasha: (female) WHAT do you people get out of doing these things to me?
  Nala: A truckload of cheap laughs.
  

• Nala: (tossing a packet of Instant Spring of Drowned Girl to InuYasha) You know you liked it.
  InuYasha: GO TO HELL AND STAY THERE!!!
  

• InuYasha: (thinking) Now I'm gonna enjoy some time to myself.
  Shippo: Ohhh, InuYaaaashaaaaaa!
  InuYasha: (thinking) Three seconds...a new personal record.
  

• Shippo: You know, I look at this and can't help but think that it's been done before...
  InuYasha: (eating photos of him as a girl) Yoo shah ub!
  

• Mr. O.M.A.: sigh...you know what I have about doing the Author Comments, Sapph? Having to look at all that old artwork from about a year ago. I swear, I get headaches from looking [at] anything I made that far back....
  (Sapphire shoves older artwork into Mr. O.M.A.'s face, who collapses onto the floor)
  Sapphire: You're pathetic...
  Mr. O.M.A.: (making a cross with fingers) GET IT AWAAAAY!!!
  

• Kitty: (about Kagome) Yeah, right! She's a devil in disguise! My arch rival in love! She's the only thing that stands in the way of true happiness with Inny!
  Shippo: Oh, so in other words, you're insane.
  

• Fayte: (about InuYasha) Ahh, well, at least it's only Kagome, right? There is the other one...
  Shippo: Other one?
  Fayte: Yeah, what's her name, ahhhh...Kikyo!
  Shippo:Oh, right, right, right...how could I forget about her...
  Fayte: Yeah...I mean...heh, would InuYasha really give lovin' to a zombie like her?
  Shippo: Do you really wanna know?
  Fayte: He...now that is sick...
  

• Skuld: (after a very long flashback) ...Annnd here we are.
  Fayte: What, we still exist?
  Destiny: NEVER AGAIN! YOU HEAR ME?!
  

• Testament Rose: Any last words, Bunny?
  Cream: As a matter of fact, yeah. Since when were demons pink?
  (Mr. O.M.A. facepalms)
  Testament Rose: That's it!! NOW YOU DIEW SLOWLY!!!!!
  

• Cream: GAH! I'M SO STUPID!
  Jen: I coulda told you that.
  

• Cream: Umm...you're supposed to be a ninja, am I right?
  Shadowman: Tell me child, whatever gave that away?
  

• Jen: Haven't you noticed a little something missing for the past couple of days?
  Mr. O.M.A.: Uhhh...
  Jen: Short...annoying...
  Mr.O.M.A.: You have any idea how little that narrows it down?
  

• Dr. Wily: What kind of poor excuse for an author are you?!
  Mr. O.M.A.: Weel, I never think too much of myself.
  Dr. Wily: SHUT UP! IT WAS RHETORICAL!
  

• Mr. O.M.A.: You rode in [the Goliath]. Did you happen to see an off switch?
  Jen: Dude, it's a RIDE ARMOR. Why would I be interested in an OFF SWITCH?
  Mr. O.M.A.: (facepalm) Okaaaaay, you're no help. I can only think of one other person who can help ups with this kind of situation...
  Vile: Dude, it's a RIDE ARMOR. Why would I bee interested in an OFF SWITCH?
  

• Dr. Wily: I'm sorry, Megaman! I've been a baaaaad doctor!
  Megaman: That's what you said last week! You're never gonna learn, are you?
  (Cheese flies into Megaman, which causes him to explode)
  Dr. Wily: I could ask you the same question, smurf.
  

• Tifa: Why haven't I banned you three idiots yet?
  Big Nasty: 'Cuuuz we're so free-spirited and entertaining?
  

• X: I've been given a second chance to set straight these stray souls of society!
  Zero: AW, NO, NOT AGAIN!
  Axl: Oh, I DARE you to say that three times fast, X.
  

• Mr. O.M.A.: Oh, what was the problem? You looked so ridiculously cute as a bunny!
  Sapphire: That's the bloody problem!!!