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Surf's Up 2: WaveMania

2016 animated feature film

Surf's Up 2: WaveMania is a 2017 3D computer-animated direct-to-video mockumentary comedy film directed by Henry Yu. It is a sequel to the 2007 film, Surf's Up. Produced by Sony Pictures Animation and WWE Studios, the film was released on January 17, 2017 on DVD and digital media.

Jeremy Shada and Melissa Sturm replace Shia LaBeouf and Zooey Deschanel as Cody Maverick and Lani Aliikai. Jon Heder and Diedrich Bader return as Chicken Joe and Tank Evans respectively, while WWE professional wrestlers John Cena, The Undertaker, Triple H, Paige, and Vince McMahon make up the Hang 5.

Cody Maverick

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  • [referring to the Hang 5] Whatever it is they're about to do, I wanna be a part of it.
  • The Hang 5?! The most legendary surf crew of all time!
  • You better start packing your bags, Tank, 'cause by tomorrow, I'm gonna be a part of the Hang 5. Traveling the world, doing the most radical stuff. And you'll just go back to being a nobody from Nowhere Island, and you'll never see me again.

Chicken Joe

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  • [repeated line] Cock-a-doodle-dude!
  • Man, this teaching thing is harder than I thought.
  • [almost being eaten by the Undertaker] Whoa, man, don't eat me! I'm not the food!
  • Uh, I don't think I'm quite ready for the big chicken bucket up in the sky just yet. Oh, hey, how about an honorary membership?
  • [picks up the conch, puts it to his ear] Uh-huh. Yeah? Yeah? Whoa! So that's why everything tastes like me. Thanks, dude! [wears it on his head]

Lani Aliikai

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  • [referring to Tank] We can't let him win, Cody.
  • I can't watch. But I can't not watch. I'm a lifeguard, Joe! I'm supposed to protect all beachgoers! I swore a Hippocratic oath!

Tank "The Shredder" Evans

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  • Fight through the pain. It's part of your training.
  • [about his surfboard] This is Michelle. We've been together for about-- What is it, babe? --3 years now. I bought her at a garage sale. I saw her across the lawn and was like "Oh, yeah!". Don't get me wrong, I still ride other boards, but uh...but Michelle, she's special.

Hang 5

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Mr. McMahon

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  • Come on, guys. We've got a lot of ground to cover today. Remember what we talked about last night. After all, this journey isn't just about getting to the Trenches. One of you will be replacing me on the Hang 5. Those are some big shoes to fill, so show me you've got big feet. [raises his foot and wiggles his toes]
  • My friends, we finally made it. Behold, the Trenches.

JC

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  • If you want some, come get some!
  • I make this look good!
  • Leg-pressing a large heavy boulder, then onto a one-handed handstand, all while still leg-pressing the boulder. The secret to my amazing physique: eat right, exercise, and never give up...on being awesome!
  • [referring to Cody and his heroic efforts] That's what I saw in him.

Undertaker

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  • [cracks his head in place, his eyes dangle to reveal pupils] That tickled.
  • I slept like a corpse.
  • [after being shocked by jellyfish held by Chicken Joe] Now that was gnarly.

Hunter

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  • If you think JC's dumb old stories are cool, watch me uproot this tree. [runs into the tree, coconuts fall on his head]
  • I told you guys, I sat on a puddle!
  • I think you have something to say to Cody. [shoves Tank in Cody's direction]

Paige

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  • Yeah, you don't wanna mess with me when I'm in a bad mood.
  • Lani, we're all about pushing ourselves to the absolute limit. And it doesn't get any more extreme than this.

Dialogue

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[from outtakes]
Mr. McMahon: We'll be there in four, three, two... [a lobster grabs his head] Oh! Oh!
Mr. McMahon: This is the moment we've been waiting for!
Paige: Whoa, this is amazing!
Mr. McMahon: [laughing] Let's ride!
Chicken Joe: Cock-a-doodle-dude!
Hunter: [wakes up furiously] HRAAAAGH!!!!! Cock-a-doodle-SHUT UP!!!
Mr. McMahon: I told you from the start this kid's trouble. He almost got the chicken killed. That would have been on you, JC.
JC: Cody's not like that, Mr. McMahon. He just got carried away competing with Tank. That guy's been acting like a jerk the whole time.
Mr. McMahon: I wanted to know how Cody deals with his problems since you thought he was special. And now I know. We're a team, JC. That kid doesn't care about anything other than winning. And he doesn't give two sand crabs about who gets in his way. Maybe that's what you saw in him back at Pen Gu. Have you thought about that?
Mr. McMahon: Alright, here's how this works. Don't panic, work as a team, and keep an eye out on each other. And we'll all make it through this.
Tank "The Shredder" Evans: Whoa!
Hunter: Here we go, Tank. This is your last test. Mr. McMahon thinks you're a yellow-bellied coward. But I told him...
Tank "The Shredder" Evans: What?
Hunter: ...you were the real deal. Don't let me down, Tank. Or we'll all die.
Mr. McMahon: Do not, I repeat, do not go rogue out there. We're all counting on each other. Got it?
Cody Maverick: [walks on sand] Dude, what is this?
Undertaker: [eats some sand] The taste...of death. This is crushed whale bones. I should move here!
JC: That Tank guy is ridiculous! He's like a cartoon villain. Why did you let Hunter bring him?
Mr. McMahon: Everyone is here for a reason. I wanna see how well the rest of the newbies deal with him. [pause] You still think Cody has what it takes?
JC: Look, Mr. McMahon, I know he wiped out out there, but he's a good surfer. Just give him a chance.
Mr. McMahon: I'm not talking about surfing! [referring to Cody] I've been watching him. I think he's a bit of a hothead. He might want this too much.
JC: Don't worry about it. He's just like me at that age. He'll be cool.
Mr. McMahon: Alright, we'll see.
[Cody and JC are waxing the surfboards, Cody is in a rage from Tank cutting him off]
JC: Dude, Cody, we're just tryna wax the boards, not set 'em on fire. You're gonna burn a hole in that thing.
Cody: Ugh! Tank cheated. He knocked me off my board. That's why we lost.
JC: Yeah? I didn't see anything. You sure?
Cody: He totally rubbed it in my face. He practically admitted to it!
JC: That's messed up, man. But you know what? Maybe let it go. It's not worth getting all bent out o' shape about. We had an awesome day, right? Were those dunes gnarly or what?
Cody: Yeah, that was pretty epic. And I get to ride with you guys! It still feels pretty surreal. I mean, like, I can't believe this is actually my life right now, y'know? I just... I just wish that I hadn't let you down.
JC: Let me down? Look, man, there are plenty of jerks out there. If it's not Tank, it'll be somebody else. Just take the high road. You'll be a lot happier, I promise.
Cody: Alright, man. You got it. [he and JC high-five each-other]
[from outtakes]
Cody Maverick: Undertaker, quick, give me a boost!
[Undertaker throws him at a palm tree]
Cody Maverick: Agh!
[The coconuts from the tree fall on him]

Voice cast

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