Still Standing

Still Standing (2002–2006) is an American television sitcom that aired on CBS. On March 2006, CBS cancelled the series after 4 seasons.

Season 1

Lauren Miller: Dad, Mom's being totally unfair.

Bill Miller: Yeah. She does that.

Lauren Miller: Beat it, squirt, and put some clothes on.

Tina Miller: Shut up, stupid. Mom said to take my clothes off.

Judy Miller: But, remember, the underwear stays on till after dinner.

Bill Miller: Same rules as when we were dating.

Bill Miller: [in response to his son asking for advice on catching a girl's interest] So, what's your plan of action?

Brian Miller: Well, I've just been helping her with her school work, and carrying her books, listening to her problems...

Bill Miller: Well, that's all well and good, son, if you wanna become a member of the Never-touch-a-booby tribe.

Brian Miller: The what?

Bill Miller: Close the door, son. Help is here.

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