Star vs. the Forces of Evil
American animated television series
Star vs. the Forces of Evil is an American animated comedy that premiered on Disney Channel and Disney XD from 2015 to 2019.
Season 1 edit
Star Comes to Earth [1.01a] edit
- Star: (narrating) Far, far away, on a magical land called Mewni lived a princess, Star Butterfly.
- Star: (spoken) RAIL SLIDE!!!
- Star: (narrating) Some people have called me reckless and irresponsible just because, I fight monsters and tame wild unicorns. I like to have a lot of fun and I'm about have a whole lot more because today is 14th birthday, and according to tradition, my mom the queen has to bestow upon me our greatest family heirloom: the royal magic wand!
Party with a Pony [1.01b] edit
Matchmaker [1.02a] edit
- Miss Skullnick: As you can see class, most of you have done a pathetic job.
- Star: Not me. I got an F for fantastic.
- Marco: That's an F for fail.
- Star: Huh?
- Marco: What? You don't have tests on Mewni?
- Star: Uh, so what grade did you get?
- Marco: Only the best grade you can get, A+ with a smiley face.
- Star: Ooh. I want the best one too.
- Marco: Wait, don't!
- Star: Oh, Miss Skullnick. (Skullnick scratches the board and breaks the chalk after being interrupted by Star) Hey Skullzie, can you please do me a teeny favor and turn my F into an A?
- Miss Skullnick: YOU'RE WHINING A LOUSY GRADE?! I FINALLY GOT A GUY WITH A BOAT AND HE LEFT ME AT THE DOCK!!!!
- Star: The dock?
- Miss Skullnick: THE DOCK ISN'T THE IMPORTANT PART!!!!! (Star mumbles an idea) I guess I'm doomed to dry land.
- Star: I got it. I'll cast a spell to get you perfect guy and you can give me the perfect grade.
- Miss Skullnick: What?! (Star casts a spell) Wait!
- Star: LOVE STORM!!!
- (Everyone gasps as they find out Star accidentally turned Skullnick into a troll)
- Marco: Star, what did you do?!
- Star: I.. I think I turned her into a troll.
- Justin: STAR BUTTERFLY RULES!!!!
School Spirit [1.02b] edit
- Brittney: Don't worry, Sabrina. The Spirit Boys are gonna catch you. Grow some pompoms!
- (Star squeezes through the cheerleaders)
- Star: Do these explode? Maybe we can set them on fire!
- Brittney: (offscreen) Uh, we're kinda in the middle of something?
- Star: You're the leader. What's the plan?
- Brittney: This year we have a secret weapon. We're gonna distract them with out booty-shaking dance moves.
- (Brittney shakes her booty, much to Star's disgust)
- Star: Do you know nothing of combat?! No Warrior is gonna be distracted by Chantal's booty!
- Chantal: Wha...
- Star: Lucky for you, my mom assigned the royal guards as my babysitters.
- (Cutaway gag/flashback to Star's childhood)
- Royal Guard: You know you've done it right when you hear the neck snap.
- Young Star: YAAAY!!
- (End of cutaway gag/flashback to Star's childhood)
- Brittney: I know on planet "Moo-ni" or wherever it is you're from, it may be okay to be stupid, but no pesky magical foreigner is gonna question my leadership! You are officially banned from the spirit committee!
- Star: Fine! Looks like it's all up to me.
- Brittney: Okay, thanks for coming out! Come back never!
- Star: I booby trapped the battlefield.
- Marco: Star, "The Warriors" weren't actually gonna kill our team, they were just gonna beat them in football, which is a GAME!!!
Monster Arm [1.03a] edit
The Other Exchange Student [1.03b] edit
Cheer Up, Star [1.04a] edit
Quest Buy [1.04b] edit
Diaz Family Vacation [1.05a] edit
Brittney's Party [1.05b] edit
Mewberty [1.06a] edit
Pixtopia [1.06b] edit
- Star: That's it! I'm switching service providers!
- Marco: Yeah, good call. Star, I feel bad. I think I may have ruined Ferguson's one chance at love. Maybe we are mess-up twins.
- Star: Oh, Marco. That pixie didn't love Ferguson. She just wanted to eat him.
- Marco: Really?
- Star: And let's be honest. Ferguson does look delicious.
- (Marco and Star laugh)
- Marco: Well, yeah, I guess nobody's perfect.
- Ferguson: Uh, why are you guys talking about me like I'm not here? (notices that they forgot Alfonzo) And where's Alfonzo?
- (Scene shows that Alfonzo and the Empress are recently married)
- Pastor Pixie: You may now kiss the bride.
- (Pixies congratulates the Empress)
- Alfonzo: Yay! I will make a great pixie king! I'll be very tyrannical, hmm?
- (Screen fades to black)
Lobster Claws [1.07a] edit
Sleep Spells [1.07b] edit
Blood Moon Ball [1.08a] edit
Fortune Cookies [1.08b] edit
Freeze Day [1.09a] edit
Royal Pain [1.09b] edit
St. Olga's Reform School for Wayward Princesses [1.10] edit
Mewnipendance Day [1.11a] edit
The Banagic Incident [1.11b] edit
Interdimensional Field Trip [1.12a] edit
Marco Grows a Beard [1.12b] edit
- Ludo: You can't do this! This is my castle, those are my monsters!
- Toffee: (deadpan) Not anymore.
- Ludo: (quietly) Toffee?
- (Toffee slams the door on Ludo, leaving him homeless, ending the episode in a cliffhanger)
Storm the Castle [1.13] edit
- (After an adventure to retrieve half of a sandwich inside a monster)
- Star: I had it in my hands Marco! I have no idea what you were thinking! (walks away)
- Marco: (follows her) I was thinking of not dying!
- (The monster grabs Marco's leg and Star hits it with a flower pot and closes the portal)
- Star: (yells at Marco) We went through all that trouble and this sad little scrap of sandwich is all we have to show for it!
- Marco: (gets defensive to Star) That's because it's not worth dying for a stupid piece of food! (slaps the sandwich out of her hand and into the wall) I'm going to my room!
- Star: I hate when you act like this! (Referring to the first time they met) It makes me wonder why we're even friends! (Scrapes the sandwich off the wall with her hand where there are flies on it now) Ugh, where did all these flies come from?!
- (Marco angrily goes to his room and so does Star)
- King River: Glossaryck, towel please!
- Glossaryck: No problem, your highness. I hope you found all the pieces to the wand.
Season 2 edit
My New Wand [2.01a] edit
- Star: Guess who? It's me, Star! I have some exciting news for you. Well first, Marco got kidnapped, and I had to blow up a bunch of stuff including my wand, and I was super bummed, because I thought was never gonna do magic again, but then I got my new wan.. My new wand! Oh yeah, and Marco's okay. Say hi, Marco!
Ludo in the Wild [2.01b] edit
Mr. Candle Cares [2.02a] edit
Red Belt [2.02b] edit
Star on Wheels [2.03a] edit
Fetch [2.03b] edit
Star vs. Echo Creek [2.04a] edit
Wand to Wand [2.04b] edit
Starstruck [2.05a] edit
Camping Trip [2.05b] edit
Starsitting [2.06a] edit
On the Job [2.06b] edit
Goblin Dogs [2.07a] edit
By the Book [2.07b] edit
Game of Flags [2.08a] edit
Girl's Day Out [2.08b] edit
Sleepover [2.09a] edit
Gift of the Card [2.09b] edit
Friendenemies [2.10a] edit
Is Mystery [2.10b] edit
Hungry Larry [2.11a] edit
Spider with a Top Hat [2.11b] edit
Into the Wand [2.12a] edit
Pizza Thing [2.12b] edit
Page Turner [2.13a] edit
Naysaya [2.13b] edit
Bon Bon the Birthday Clown [2.14] edit
- Glossarysck: At your service, malady.
- Ludo: I'm not a malady.
Raid the Cave [2.15a] edit
- (Star packs her bags for her and Marco's journey to rescue Glossaryck, while he talks to Jackie on the phone)
- Marco: Uh huh. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Uh huh. Uh huh. Okay. Right.
- (hears bang)
- Marco: You know what, Jackie, can I call you back?
- (hangs up the phone)
- Marco: Look Star, this is a stressful situation I get that, but would it kill you to slow down for a second? You're kind of going overboard. I mean, do you really have to pack this vintage laptop and this purple-y bubbly tea thingy? Why don't you try some breathing excerises?
- Star: I don't have time to breathe. I can't waste a.. sec..ond!
Trickstar [2.15b] edit
Baby [2.16a] edit
Running with Scissors [2.16b] edit
Mathmagic [2.17a] edit
The Bounce Lounge [2.17b] edit
Crystal Clear [2.18a] edit
The Hard Way [2.18b] edit
Heinous [2.19a] edit
All Belts are Off [2.19b] edit
Collateral Damage [2.20a] edit
Just Friends [2.20b] edit
Face the Music [2.21] edit
Starcrushed [2.22] edit
- Star: Marco, we need to talk. Just one last time.
- Marco: Is everything okay? You shouted pretty loud. Everybody's just staring at us.
- Star: Yeah, I know. But some stuff just came up, and I've only got a little time.
- Marco: What, why? We got the entire summer.
- Star: Marco, I don't know how to tell you this, because you're my best friend...
- Marco: Star?
- Star: ...and that makes this super weird because...
- Marco: What's wrong?
- Star: ...because I... I... I do have a crush on you.
- [Everyone gasps]
- Pony Head: Who called it?! I called it! Boom! I called it.
- Star: I didn't want to admit it because I know you don't feel the same way, and I thought if I just pretended the feelings weren't there, they'd go away. But they haven't. I have to leave Earth, probably forever, and I couldn't go without telling you the truth.
- Marco: Uh... I, uh...
- Star: Goodbye! Goodbye, everyone!
- Marco: Star... hey!
- [Star goes back to her room and prepares to make herself disappear to Mewni forever]
- Marco: What do you mean...?
- [Star's room has disappeared forever]
- Marco: Star?
- [Also Star's loft has disappeared forever as the screen fades to black]
Season 3 edit
The Battle for Mewni [3.01-3.04] edit
- Angie: Did you hear that?
- Rafael: Y-yes, maybe we should call the police.
Scent of a Hoodie [3.05a] edit
Rest in Pudding [3.05b] edit
Club Snubbed [3.06a] edit
Stranger Danger [3.06b] edit
Demonicsm [3.07a] edit
Sophmore Slump [3.07b] edit
Lint Catcher [3.08a] edit
Trial by Squire [3.08b] edit
Princess Turdina [3.09a] edit
Starfari [3.09b] edit
Sweet Dreams [3.10a] edit
Lava Lake Beach [3.10b] edit
Death Peck [3.11a] edit
Ponymonium [3.11b] edit
Night Life [3.12a] edit
Deep Dive [3.12b] edit
Stump Day [3.13a] edit
Holiday Spellcial [3.13b] edit
Monster Bash [3.14] edit
- Gemini: Ooh, there's too much heat out there. We should get going, Miss Heinous.
- Metora: That's not my name.
- Gemini: I'm...sorry?
- Metora: My name is Metora.
The Boogbeast of Boogah [3.15a] edit
- Star: Mama, I need to talk to you! I can't believe it!
- Queen Moon: Star I'm in the middle of...
- Star: It's blowing my beautiful mind!
Total Eclipsa of the Moon [3.15b] edit
Butterfly Trap [3.16a] edit
Ludo, Where Art Thou? [3.16b] edit
Is Another Mystery [3.17a] edit
Marco Jr. [3.17b] edit
Skooled [3.18a] edit
Booth Buddies [3.18b] edit
Bam Um Pati! [3.19a] edit
Tough Love [3.19b] edit
Divide & Conquer [3.20-21] edit
- Eclipsa: Hello, my love. We're home.
Season 4 edit
Butterfly Follies [4.01] edit
- Star: (fighting a Knight) Oh! Not bad, me. INCOMING!!!
- Marco: Nice!
Escape from the Pie Folk [4.02] edit
Moon Remembers [4.03a] edit
Swim Suit [4.03b] edit
Ransomgram [4.04a] edit
Lake House Fever [4.04b] edit
Yada Yada Berries [4.05a] edit
Down by the River [4.05b] edit
The Ponyhead Show [4.06a] edit
Surviving the Spider Bites [4.06b] edit
Out of Business [4.07a] edit
Kelly's World [4.07b] edit
Curse of the Blood Moon [4.08] edit
- Janna: So I'm half-demon. Still counts.
- Marco: Okay, you know, I will be waiting by the elevator.
Princess Quasar Caterpillar and the Magic Bell [4.09a] edit
- Quasar: Look, Hannah, something's happening!
- Hannah: Whoa, I told you it would work.
Ghost of Butterfly Castle [4.09b] edit
Cornball [4.10a] edit
Meteora's Lesson [4.10b] edit
The Knight Shift [4.11a] edit
Queen-napped [4.11b] edit
Junkin' Janna [4.12a] edit
A Spell with No Name [4.12b] edit
A Boy and his DC-700XE [4.13a] edit
The Monster and the Queen [4.13b] edit
Cornonation [4.14] edit
Doop-Doop [4.15a] edit
Britta's Tacos [4.15b] edit
Beach Day [4.16a] edit
Gone Baby Gone [4.16b] edit
Sad Teen Hotline [4.17a] edit
Jannanigns [4.17b] edit
Mama Star [4.18a] edit
Ready, Aim, Fire [4.18b] edit
The Right Way [4.19a] edit
Here to Help [4.19b] edit
Pizza Party [4.20a] edit
The Tavern at the End of the Multiverse [4.20b] edit
Cleaved [4.21] edit
- Marco: Hi.
- Star: Hi.
Cast edit
- Eden Sher as Star Butterfly
- Adam MacArthur as Marco Diaz