Star vs. the Forces of Evil
American animated television series
Star vs. the Forces of Evil is an American animated comedy that premiered on Disney Channel and Disney XD from 2015 to 2019.
Season 1
editStar Comes to Earth [1.01a]
edit- Star: (narrating) Far, far away, on a magical land called Mewni lived a princess, Star Butterfly.
- Star: (spoken) RAIL SLIDE!!!
- Star: (narrating) Some people have called me reckless and irresponsible just because, I fight monsters and tame wild unicorns. I like to have a lot of fun and I'm about have a whole lot more because today is 14th birthday, and according to tradition, my mom the queen has to bestow upon me our greatest family heirloom: the royal magic wand!
Party with a Pony [1.01b]
editMatchmaker [1.02a]
edit- Miss Skullnick: As you can see class, most of you have done a pathetic job.
- Star: Not me. I got an F for fantastic.
- Marco: That's an F for fail.
- Star: Huh?
- Marco: What? You don't have tests on Mewni?
- Star: Uh, so what grade did you get?
- Marco: Only the best grade you can get, A+ with a smiley face.
- Star: Ooh. I want the best one too.
- Marco: Wait, don't!
- Star: Oh, Miss Skullnick. (Skullnick scratches the board and breaks the chalk after being interrupted by Star) Hey Skullzie, can you please do me a teeny favor and turn my F into an A?
- Miss Skullnick: YOU'RE WHINING A LOUSY GRADE?! I FINALLY GOT A GUY WITH A BOAT AND HE LEFT ME AT THE DOCK!!!!
- Star: The dock?
- Miss Skullnick: THE DOCK ISN'T THE IMPORTANT PART!!!!! (Star mumbles an idea) I guess I'm doomed to dry land.
- Star: I got it. I'll cast a spell to get you perfect guy and you can give me the perfect grade.
- Miss Skullnick: What?! (Star casts a spell) Wait!
- Star: LOVE STORM!!!
- (Everyone gasps as they find out Star accidentally turned Skullnick into a troll)
- Marco: Star, what did you do?!
- Star: I.. I think I turned her into a troll.
- Justin: STAR BUTTERFLY RULES!!!!
School Spirit [1.02b]
edit- Brittney: Don't worry, Sabrina. The Spirit Boys are gonna catch you. Grow some pompoms!
- (Star squeezes through the cheerleaders)
- Star: Do these explode? Maybe we can set them on fire!
- Brittney: (offscreen) Uh, we're kinda in the middle of something?
- Star: You're the leader. What's the plan?
- Brittney: This year we have a secret weapon. We're gonna distract them with out booty-shaking dance moves.
- (Brittney shakes her booty, much to Star's disgust)
- Star: Do you know nothing of combat?! No Warrior is gonna be distracted by Chantal's booty!
- Chantal: Wha...
- Star: Lucky for you, my mom assigned the royal guards as my babysitters.
- (Cutaway gag/flashback to Star's childhood)
- Royal Guard: You know you've done it right when you hear the neck snap.
- Young Star: YAAAY!!
- (End of cutaway gag/flashback to Star's childhood)
- Brittney: I know on planet "Moo-ni" or wherever it is you're from, it may be okay to be stupid, but no pesky magical foreigner is gonna question my leadership! You are officially banned from the spirit committee!
- Star: Fine! Looks like it's all up to me.
- Brittney: Okay, thanks for coming out! Come back never!
- Star: I booby trapped the battlefield.
- Marco: Star, "The Warriors" weren't actually gonna kill our team, they were just gonna beat them in football, which is a GAME!!!
Monster Arm [1.03a]
editThe Other Exchange Student [1.03b]
editCheer Up, Star [1.04a]
editQuest Buy [1.04b]
editDiaz Family Vacation [1.05a]
editBrittney's Party [1.05b]
editMewberty [1.06a]
editPixtopia [1.06b]
edit- Star: That's it! I'm switching service providers!
- Marco: Yeah, good call. Star, I feel bad. I think I may have ruined Ferguson's one chance at love. Maybe we are mess-up twins.
- Star: Oh, Marco. That pixie didn't love Ferguson. She just wanted to eat him.
- Marco: Really?
- Star: And let's be honest. Ferguson does look delicious.
- (Marco and Star laugh)
- Marco: Well, yeah, I guess nobody's perfect.
- Ferguson: Uh, why are you guys talking about me like I'm not here? (notices that they forgot Alfonzo) And where's Alfonzo?
- (Scene shows that Alfonzo and the Empress are recently married)
- Pastor Pixie: You may now kiss the bride.
- (Pixies congratulates the Empress)
- Alfonzo: Yay! I will make a great pixie king! I'll be very tyrannical, hmm?
- (Screen fades to black)
Lobster Claws [1.07a]
editSleep Spells [1.07b]
editBlood Moon Ball [1.08a]
editFortune Cookies [1.08b]
editFreeze Day [1.09a]
editRoyal Pain [1.09b]
editSt. Olga's Reform School for Wayward Princesses [1.10]
editMewnipendance Day [1.11a]
editThe Banagic Incident [1.11b]
editInterdimensional Field Trip [1.12a]
editMarco Grows a Beard [1.12b]
edit- Ludo: You can't do this! This is my castle, those are my monsters!
- Toffee: (deadpan) Not anymore.
- Ludo: (quietly) Toffee?
- (Toffee slams the door on Ludo, leaving him homeless, ending the episode in a cliffhanger)
Storm the Castle [1.13]
edit- (After an adventure to retrieve half of a sandwich inside a monster)
- Star: I had it in my hands Marco! I have no idea what you were thinking! (walks away)
- Marco: (follows her) I was thinking of not dying!
- (The monster grabs Marco's leg and Star hits it with a flower pot and closes the portal)
- Star: (yells at Marco) We went through all that trouble and this sad little scrap of sandwich is all we have to show for it!
- Marco: (gets defensive to Star) That's because it's not worth dying for a stupid piece of food! (slaps the sandwich out of her hand and into the wall) I'm going to my room!
- Star: I hate when you act like this! (Referring to the first time they met) It makes me wonder why we're even friends! (Scrapes the sandwich off the wall with her hand where there are flies on it now) Ugh, where did all these flies come from?!
- (Marco angrily goes to his room and so does Star)
- King River: Glossaryck, towel please!
- Glossaryck: No problem, your highness. I hope you found all the pieces to the wand.
Season 2
editMy New Wand [2.01a]
edit- Star: Guess who? It's me, Star! I have some exciting news for you. Well first, Marco got kidnapped, and I had to blow up a bunch of stuff including my wand, and I was super bummed, because I thought was never gonna do magic again, but then I got my new wan.. My new wand! Oh yeah, and Marco's okay. Say hi, Marco!
Ludo in the Wild [2.01b]
editMr. Candle Cares [2.02a]
editRed Belt [2.02b]
editStar on Wheels [2.03a]
editFetch [2.03b]
editStar vs. Echo Creek [2.04a]
editWand to Wand [2.04b]
editStarstruck [2.05a]
editCamping Trip [2.05b]
editStarsitting [2.06a]
editOn the Job [2.06b]
editGoblin Dogs [2.07a]
editBy the Book [2.07b]
editGame of Flags [2.08a]
editGirl's Day Out [2.08b]
editSleepover [2.09a]
editGift of the Card [2.09b]
editFriendenemies [2.10a]
editIs Mystery [2.10b]
editHungry Larry [2.11a]
editSpider with a Top Hat [2.11b]
editInto the Wand [2.12a]
editPizza Thing [2.12b]
editPage Turner [2.13a]
editNaysaya [2.13b]
editBon Bon the Birthday Clown [2.14]
edit- Glossarysck: At your service, malady.
- Ludo: I'm not a malady.
Raid the Cave [2.15a]
edit- (Star packs her bags for her and Marco's journey to rescue Glossaryck, while he talks to Jackie on the phone)
- Marco: Uh huh. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Uh huh. Uh huh. Okay. Right.
- (hears bang)
- Marco: You know what, Jackie, can I call you back?
- (hangs up the phone)
- Marco: Look Star, this is a stressful situation I get that, but would it kill you to slow down for a second? You're kind of going overboard. I mean, do you really have to pack this vintage laptop and this purple-y bubbly tea thingy? Why don't you try some breathing excerises?
- Star: I don't have time to breathe. I can't waste a.. sec..ond!
Trickstar [2.15b]
editBaby [2.16a]
editRunning with Scissors [2.16b]
editMathmagic [2.17a]
editThe Bounce Lounge [2.17b]
editCrystal Clear [2.18a]
editThe Hard Way [2.18b]
editHeinous [2.19a]
editAll Belts are Off [2.19b]
editCollateral Damage [2.20a]
editJust Friends [2.20b]
editFace the Music [2.21]
editStarcrushed [2.22]
edit- Star: Marco, we need to talk. Just one last time.
- Marco: Is everything okay? You shouted pretty loud. Everybody's just staring at us.
- Star: Yeah, I know. But some stuff just came up, and I've only got a little time.
- Marco: What, why? We got the entire summer.
- Star: Marco, I don't know how to tell you this, because you're my best friend...
- Marco: Star?
- Star: ...and that makes this super weird because...
- Marco: What's wrong?
- Star: ...because I... I... I do have a crush on you.
- [Everyone gasps]
- Pony Head: Who called it?! I called it! Boom! I called it.
- Star: I didn't want to admit it because I know you don't feel the same way, and I thought if I just pretended the feelings weren't there, they'd go away. But they haven't. I have to leave Earth, probably forever, and I couldn't go without telling you the truth.
- Marco: Uh... I, uh...
- Star: Goodbye! Goodbye, everyone!
- Marco: Star... hey!
- [Star goes back to her room and prepares to make herself disappear to Mewni forever]
- Marco: What do you mean...?
- [Star's room has disappeared forever]
- Marco: Star?
- [Also Star's loft has disappeared forever as the screen fades to black]
Season 3
editThe Battle for Mewni [3.01-3.04]
edit- Angie: Did you hear that?
- Rafael: Y-yes, maybe we should call the police.
Scent of a Hoodie [3.05a]
editRest in Pudding [3.05b]
editClub Snubbed [3.06a]
editStranger Danger [3.06b]
editDemonicsm [3.07a]
editSophmore Slump [3.07b]
editLint Catcher [3.08a]
editTrial by Squire [3.08b]
editPrincess Turdina [3.09a]
editStarfari [3.09b]
editSweet Dreams [3.10a]
editLava Lake Beach [3.10b]
editDeath Peck [3.11a]
editPonymonium [3.11b]
editNight Life [3.12a]
editDeep Dive [3.12b]
editStump Day [3.13a]
editHoliday Spellcial [3.13b]
editMonster Bash [3.14]
edit- Gemini: Ooh, there's too much heat out there. We should get going, Miss Heinous.
- Metora: That's not my name.
- Gemini: I'm...sorry?
- Metora: My name is Metora.
The Boogbeast of Boogah [3.15a]
edit- Star: Mama, I need to talk to you! I can't believe it!
- Queen Moon: Star I'm in the middle of...
- Star: It's blowing my beautiful mind!
Total Eclipsa of the Moon [3.15b]
editButterfly Trap [3.16a]
editLudo, Where Art Thou? [3.16b]
editIs Another Mystery [3.17a]
editMarco Jr. [3.17b]
editSkooled [3.18a]
editBooth Buddies [3.18b]
editBam Um Pati! [3.19a]
editTough Love [3.19b]
editDivide & Conquer [3.20-21]
edit- Eclipsa: Hello, my love. We're home.
Season 4
editButterfly Follies [4.01]
edit- Star: (fighting a Knight) Oh! Not bad, me. INCOMING!!!
- Marco: Nice!
Escape from the Pie Folk [4.02]
editMoon Remembers [4.03a]
editSwim Suit [4.03b]
editRansomgram [4.04a]
editLake House Fever [4.04b]
editYada Yada Berries [4.05a]
editDown by the River [4.05b]
editThe Ponyhead Show [4.06a]
editSurviving the Spider Bites [4.06b]
editOut of Business [4.07a]
editKelly's World [4.07b]
editCurse of the Blood Moon [4.08]
edit- Janna: So I'm half-demon. Still counts.
- Marco: Okay, you know, I will be waiting by the elevator.
Princess Quasar Caterpillar and the Magic Bell [4.09a]
edit- Quasar: Look, Hannah, something's happening!
- Hannah: Whoa, I told you it would work.
Ghost of Butterfly Castle [4.09b]
editCornball [4.10a]
editMeteora's Lesson [4.10b]
editThe Knight Shift [4.11a]
editQueen-napped [4.11b]
editJunkin' Janna [4.12a]
editA Spell with No Name [4.12b]
editA Boy and his DC-700XE [4.13a]
editThe Monster and the Queen [4.13b]
editCornonation [4.14]
editDoop-Doop [4.15a]
editBritta's Tacos [4.15b]
editBeach Day [4.16a]
editGone Baby Gone [4.16b]
editSad Teen Hotline [4.17a]
editJannanigns [4.17b]
editMama Star [4.18a]
editReady, Aim, Fire [4.18b]
editThe Right Way [4.19a]
editHere to Help [4.19b]
editPizza Party [4.20a]
editThe Tavern at the End of the Multiverse [4.20b]
editCleaved [4.21]
edit- Marco: Hi.
- Star: Hi.
Cast
edit- Eden Sher as Star Butterfly
- Adam MacArthur as Marco Diaz