South Park: The Stick of Truth

2014 video game

South Park: The Stick of Truth is a 2014 role-playing video game developed by Obsidian Entertainment in collaboration with South Park Digital Studios and published by Ubisoft. Based on the American animated television series South Park, the game follows the New Kid, who has moved to the eponymous town and becomes involved in an epic role-play fantasy war involving humans, wizards, and elves, who are fighting for control of the all-powerful Stick of Truth. Their game quickly escalates out of control, bringing them into conflict with aliens, Nazi zombies, and gnomes, threatening the entire town with destruction. A sequel South Park: The Fractured but Whole released on 2017, and South Park: Snow Day! on 2024.


Stephen: There you are, Butters! Do you know what time it is, mister?! It is way past your bedtime!
Cartman: Oh, shit, it's past our bedtime?!
Kyle: Dude, I'm gonna get it!

Cartman: So what do you guys wanna play now?
Stan: How about dinosaur hunters?
Kyle: Or Pharoahs and Mummies!
Cartman: Let's ask douchebag, What do you wanna play next, dude?
New Kid: [speaks] Screw you guys. I'm going home. [Walks away]
Cartman: Wow, what a dick.