Sit Down, Shut Up (2009 TV series)

Sit Down, Shut Up is an American adult animated television series created by Mitchell Hurwitz for the Fox network. The series focuses on a group of high school teachers in a small town in Florida "who don't care about teaching", Sit Down, Shut Up: The Complete Series was released on DVD on May 2, 2010 by 20th Century Fox Home Entertainment all 13 episodes including 2-disc set, and including guest stars of Maria Bamford, And Alanis Morissette.

Disc One

• Pilot
• Miracle's Are Real
• World's Greatest Teacher
• Back in Time
• High School Confidental
• Taming of the Dude
• Hurricane Willard

Disc Two

• Mr. Hofftard Goes to Washington
• Tackin
• Helen and Sue's High School Reunion
• Math Lab
• SpEd
• High School Musical Musical

Episodes

Pilot

[Stuart discovers that the pills he had been taking were female hormone replacements.]

Stuart: So if I stop taking the pills, these hideous breasts will go away?

Sue: That's right.

[Pause as Stuart thinks it over]

Stuart: Then I'm going to stop taking them.

Andrew: Damn it!

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Sue: I want everyone to show his or her support and by at that game. Teachers and students. Any questions?

Willard: Does that include teachers?

Sue: Yes, Willard, it does. I should have mentioned that.

World's Greatest Teacher

Sue: It was a horrible way to go.

Stuart: Horrible...way to go, George!

High School Confidential

Stuart: Sue, I wanted to edit a newspaper since the moment you started talking about it.

Hurricane Willard

Willard: Just being called a male is an honor!

Mr. Hofftard Goes to Washington

Stuart: Yes, Happy. If we pee, we die.

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Andrew: Willard?! The guys like a hundred! He got like one working kidney!

Tackin

Larry: Happy, if Willard's alive, what were those ashes?

Happy: Stuart give me body. I burn.

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Larry: Oh my god! He's having a heart attack!

Willard: Tell mother, yes, she got her wish! [Falls out]

Math Lab

Kelly: I'm sure you'll agree there is nothing hypocritical about Pflaxo fighting the scourge of street drugs and those of our competitors.

Larry: What you're saying is actually the definition of hypocritical.

Cast

• Ennis Hofftard (Will Arnett)
• Larry Littlejunk (Jason Bateman)
• Miracle Grohe (Kristin Chenoweth)
• Stuart Proszakian (Will Forte)
• Muhannad Sabeeh "Happy" Fa-ach Nuabar (Tom Kenny)
• Andrew LeGustambos (Nick Kroll)
• Helen Klench (Cheri Oteri)
• Sue Sezno (Kenan Thompson)
• Willard Deutschebog (Henry Winkler)