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Simon & Simon

television series

Simon & Simon (1981–1989) is an American crime drama television series, broadcast on CBS, about two disparate brothers who operate a two-person detective agency in San Diego, California.

Season 1

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Details at Eleven [1.01]

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Love, Christy [1.02]

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Cecilia Simon: Oh, hello dear. I'm Cecilia.
Christy Huggins: Christy.
Cecilia Simon: Are you a friend or a client?
A.J. Simon: Friend.
Christy Huggins: Client.
Cecilia Simon: A.J. where are your manners? Aren't you going to offer Christy something?
A.J. Simon: Of course. Would you like something?
Christy Huggins: Perrier, please.
A.J. Simon: [snaps finger] We just ran out.
Christy Huggins: Never mind.
Cecilia Simon: Will club soda be alright?
Christy Huggins: It's not the same.
Cecilia Simon: No, of course not. It just tastes the same.

Trapdoors [1.03]

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A Recipe for Disaster [1.04]

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The Least Dangerous Game [1.05]

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The Dead Letter File [1.06]

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The Hottest Ticket in Town [1.07]

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Ashes to Ashes, and None Too Soon [1.08]

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The Uncivil Servant [1.09]

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Earth to Stacey [1.10]

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Double Entry [1.11]

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Matchmaker [1.12]

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Tanks for the Memories [1.13]

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Season 2

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Emeralds Are Not a Girl's Best Friend [2.01]

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Jonathan Higgins: [entering office] And then you two came along, clearly a recipe for disaster. [reaches for phone] I'll call Magnum.
Rick Simon: [plonks down receiver] Call collect!
Alex Houston: [to A.J] You have just picked a very expensive way to get acquainted.
'Manuel: [about the emerald] You were right. She took it to the jewelry store.
A.J. Simon: And she said we could trust her.
Rick Simon: To be deceitful and larcenous.

Mike & Pat [2.02]

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Guessing Game [2.03]

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Art for Arthur's Sake [2.04]

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The Ten Thousand Dollar Deductible [2.05]

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Rough Rider Rides Again [2.06]

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Oldtimer in Saloon: You don't look like no coppers to me.
A.J. Simon: Private eyes.
Oldtimer in Saloon: I hate private eyes. You replaced all the Westerns on my TV.

Sometimes Dreams Come True [2.07]

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The Last Time I Saw Michael [2.08]

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Fowl Play [2.09]

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Thin Air [2.10]

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Murder Between the Lines [2.11]

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Psyched Out [2.12]

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Girl going to class: Professor Altman is wonderful. He's really with it, if you know what I mean. Totally. He gave us a lecture on The Who.
Rick Simon: Who?
Girl going to class: Right.
Rick Simon: [after impatiently waiting for his brother's arrival] You sure are slow, A.J. Guess that's why mom had you second. [Giggles]
M.E. Jerry Reiner: [Poking and prodding Rick on the examination table] How does that feel?
Rick Simon: How does what feel?
M.E. Jerry Reiner: I'm not really used to talking to my patients.
Rick Simon: [Recovered from his delusions] I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm go over there and give Altman a little test of my own, a little five-finger exercise. [clenching fist] Him and Jolly Roger filling me full of joy juice!
A.J. Simon: Well, it's nice to have him back.

Pirate's Key: Part 1 [2.13]

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Pirate's Key: Part 2 [2.14]

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The Club Murder Vacation [2.15]

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The Club Murder Vacation [2.16]

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Design for Killing [2.17]

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The List [2.18]

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Rick Simon: Did you know, that if you left a head of lettuce, unwrapped in the refrigerator, that it would disappear completely within two to three months?

What's in a Gnome? [2.19]

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The Secret of the Chrome Eagle [2.20]

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Room 3502 [2.21]

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Red Dog Blues [2.22]

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The Skeleton Who Came Out of the Closet [2.23]

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Rick Simon: [to a nurse, about his brother] Now you take me to him, before I do something Alfred Hitchcock never even thought of.

Cast

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